[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Hello Everybody

Seventy, I was taught that God can be proven by using a microscope and looking at a stem cell. Unfortunatly, I personally don't believe in microscopes and was taught that stem cells are evil, so I can't help you myself on this matter, but I'm sure there are other members here that can. Will you be joining us here soon as a Christian and forget about your previous life of sodomy and science?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello Everybody

I'm still waiting for you to answer my simple questions:

Why do you respect lies?

As a followup, why do you continue to conflate the actions of individuals with the ideas/assertions of a religion? Are you trying to distract me from my question, or do you really not know the difference?

And, of course, your mathematical proof that the Flood could not have happened. Still waiting on that.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello Everybody

I respect your religion in spite of it's lies. look at the the number of Christians in jail,people who you say are moral. You preach the trinity, but the trinity was added to the Bible by man much later. Last post you agreed that I answered this question of yours, and here to seemed to still be perplexed. Why?

No, you agreed WHETHER you respect lies (you do). You did not explain WHY. Do you have a reading comprehension issue?

Why do you respect lies?

As a followup, why do you continue to conflate the actions of individuals with the ideas/assertions of a religion? Are you trying to distract me from my question, or do you really not know the difference?

I also asked that you provide me the dimension to use for the Ark, and which flood story, that way no one can say I used the wrong data.

I never saw that. The data are provided for you in Genesis 5-8. Go ahead and read it, and tell us what data you will use. We'll be happy to tell you if we think your calculations need adjustment.

[Cursed]

Re: Hello Everybody

No, I just take the time to make sure I don't let a "gotcha" moment get the best of me like Bob did. This is a common mistake people make,they gab the first thing they see and run with it. Don't forget,you all are my betters. Shouldn't this come through in you posts, as well your knowledge of the Bible.

Never fear, Seventy, it is coming through in our posts and Biblical knowledge.

You just don't see it. Perhaps GOD has closed your heart, like the pharaoh of Exodus?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello Everybody

Dressing up what I said does not change the fact that CDD does not say to close your wife's eye, or to break her jaw. If it does,show me where. And you seem to be getting frustrated,you've resorted to insults.

What a man does to his property is his business. You are being an idiot if you are determined to go to Hell like this. Why do you know better than God about how a woman should submit to her husband?

You're not going to troll any shame about our Lord's will out of us with your little jibes, friend.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello Everybody

I respect your religion in spite of it's lies. look at the the number of Christians in jail,people who you say are moral. You preach the trinity, but the trinity was added to the Bible by man much later. Last post you agreed that I answered this question of yours, and here to seemed to still be perplexed. Why?

If you truly respected our religion, you would not be here spreading Satan's lies.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Seventy]

Re: Hello Everybody

You made this assertion before. I asked you to provide this mathematic proof of yours, and you never did.

So, go ahead. Wow us with your amazing mathematical calculating prowess. Disprove the Flood.

I also asked that you provide me the dimension to use for the Ark, and which flood story, that way no one can say I used the wrong data.

[Seventy]

Re: Hello Everybody

I, for one, have not mocked anything. I am waiting to hear why you respect irrational ideas and lies, and why it is you seem to think this is morally OK.

I respect your religion in spite of it's lies. look at the the number of Christians in jail,people who you say are moral. You preach the trinity, but the trinity was added to the Bible by man much later. Last post you agreed that I answered this question of yours, and here to seemed to still be perplexed. Why?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello Everybody

All I have to do is use basic math to invalidate your story of Noah.

You made this assertion before. I asked you to provide this mathematic proof of yours, and you never did.

So, go ahead. Wow us with your amazing mathematical calculating prowess. Disprove the Flood.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello Everybody

I don'y believe in God,haven't you got that by now? I don't believe in how you label and package yourselves, it is your right. This somewhat resembles a menagerie,and I know why you can't really take this show on the road. But you all did a good job mocking the very religion you profess to love. Funny,you call yourselves perfect, but this real church was started out of vengeance, which is a sin. Not,so perfect.

I think this says what I think of you giving me an infraction,I've grown tired of that little childish game.

If you are having a hard time wrapping your brain around the idea of seas parting, two of every animal on a boat, flaming shrubs, donkeys and snakes that talk, city walls falling from trumpet blasts, eating dung bread, virgin births, the dead rising from the grave and walking, Jesus riding a horse with a sword that protrudes from His mouth and etc., I don't believe you and I have much to talk about.

And quit talking about sin like it's something you believe in, atheist. You don't, remember?

[Seventy]

Re: Hello Everybody

How often did your father lay good Christian beatings on you? Not often enough I'd guess.


You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

No more vain than you all are. Have you listened to yourselves lately? I'm vain? I take that as a compliment coming from one such as you. Were you vain in posting you bio? Or were you in a authentic writing mood?

You said that you were my "betters', but many of you don't act like it. The minute you resort to name calling and insults, is the moment you have just lost the intellectual contest. I can understand why you don't debate. You don't have a leg to stand on because you rely of outdated,contradictory, real data. All I have to do is use basic math to invalidate your story of Noah.

One thing that I can say about the Internet is that it has been good for providing a medium where different groups of people can gather among like minded folks to meet in a real church.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Hello Everybody

I don'y believe in God,haven't you got that by now? I don't believe in how you label and package yourselves, it is your right. This somewhat resembles a menagerie,and I know why you can't really take this show on the road. But you all did a good job mocking the very religion you profess to love. Funny,you call yourselves perfect, but this real church was started out of vengeance, which is a sin. Not,so perfect.

I think this says what I think of you giving me an infraction,I've grown tired of that little childish game.

Listen my sadly hell bound friend, you may continue ignoring the mountains of concrete evidence that God exists and that Jesus was His natural born yet immortal Son. But I will not sit idly by as you slander my church! We here at Landover have never and will never mock our sweet, merciful yet unbending and vengeful Lord and Master.

Call us whatever you want, because as the Bible says, we are blessed by your hateful persecution.

Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Matthew 5:10-11

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello Everybody

I don'y believe in God,haven't you got that by now? I don't believe in how you label and package yourselves, it is your right. This somewhat resembles a menagerie,and I know why you can't really take this show on the road. But you all did a good job mocking the very religion you profess to love. Funny,you call yourselves perfect, but this real church was started out of vengeance, which is a sin. Not,so perfect.

I think this says what I think of you giving me an infraction,I've grown tired of that little childish game.

I, for one, have not mocked anything. I am waiting to hear why you respect irrational ideas and lies, and why it is you seem to think this is morally OK.

I do retain the right to mock your response, if it is as ill-considered as most of your direct responses or as irrelevant to the question as your other responses.

[Seventy]

Re: Hello Everybody

Yet they are. It's everywhere in the Bible. Are you trying to say God's perfect Word is somehow self-contradictory? I should give you an infraction for that.

I don'y believe in God,haven't you got that by now? I don't believe in how you label and package yourselves, it is your right. This somewhat resembles a menagerie,and I know why you can't really take this show on the road. But you all did a good job mocking the very religion you profess to love. Funny,you call yourselves perfect, but this fictional church was started out of vengeance, which is a sin. Not,so perfect.

I think this says what I think of you giving me an infraction,I've grown tired of that little childish game.

[Seventy]

Re: Hello Everybody

Why is this idiot asking us if a man is wrong for disciplining his property? What's it to us how a man gets his help meet to perform properly? Does he expect us to be ashamed of our Lord?

Dressing up what I said does not change the fact that CDD does not say to close your wife's eye, or to break her jaw. If it does,show me where. And you seem to be getting frustrated,you've resorted to insults.