[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: Hello All!

No bugs I don't think. I will check though

Use a hand mirror, thats what I have to do. Aaron has me check my lady place every day, to make sure my baby isn't falling out of me.

[Isabel G]

Re: Hello All!

No bugs I don't think. I will check though

You should really be careful of bugs and stuff getting into your vagina. I used to have a "problem" down there. I used to hang in the clubs, and I drank too much Bacardi, then I'd get all tingly down there. It made me put things in there, then I'd forget I did it.

I lost my flip phone for a whole week once. I threw it away after I found it because it was so stinky. But now I'm more careful, since Jesus and Landover showed me the way. Yeah. It's partially so that I will not just live, but live in victory through the Spirit of God.

[EvaRitaVazquez]

Re: Hello All!

I checked very good, I dont think there is no bugs How often should I check? Do I need to check my anus?

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: Hello All!

I checked very good, I dont think there is no bugs How often should I check? Do I need to check my anus?

Don't say anus, it's a gay word. Whenever Professor Bessemer or anybody else talks about it, it makes Aaron get uncomfortable. Aaron doesn't like gays at all, because they do gross sex things and they look at him with lust in their eyes. He says they're obsessed with his bottom, he can tell by how they look at him.

So don't say that word, it makes Aaron think about how the gays want to rape his backside, and that makes him real mad.



YIC


Mrs. Naomi Portway

[EvaRitaVazquez]

Re: Hello All!

If I become Baptist...Does I have to confess sins?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello All!

If I become Baptist...Does I have to confess sins?

How many times have you been raped? Start there, seniorita.

[EvaRitaVazquez]

Re: Hello All!

How many times have you been raped? Start there, seniorita.

Do you have internet post office?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello All!

Do you have internet post office?

Do you have a razor in your shoe? Most of the spics in Harlem carry those I've heard.

[EvaRitaVazquez]

Re: Hello All!

Do you have a razor in your shoe? Most of the spics in Harlem carry those I've heard.

Yes! I do! But I use it for shave my body!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello All!

Yes! I do! But I use it for shave my body!

Now I know you're lying. Spic whores never shave anything, but they do keep razors in their shoes to cut White people. So you can stop trying to pull one over on us "gringos."

[JustGotSaved]

Re: Hello All!

You're a hot mess, aren't you.

Ever been shot?

At least she isn't a motormouth like that one mexican we had from spain around here.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello All!

You're a hot mess, aren't you.

She may just be a mess, Zeke.

[Deaner]

Re: Hello All!

And I am from the great land of Mexico! I go to the catholic church and am excited to make new friends here!!!! I am proud to say that even at the ripe age of 21 I am a virgin to human men!

You may be a virgin to men, but you are not a virgin to MEN. Get it?
Most real men will have made love to as many as 74 women by the time they are fourteen.

It is what Christ demands. Spread thy seed.

Are you here to make fun of the Christian religion or are you just too scared to have the love of Christ imbedded in you by 25-30 men in a row?

[EvaRitaVazquez]

Re: Hello All!

You may be a virgin to men, but you are not a virgin to MEN. Get it?
Most real men will have made love to as many as 74 women by the time they are fourteen.

It is what Christ demands. Spread thy seed.

Are you here to make fun of the Christian religion or are you just too scared to have the love of Christ imbedded in you by 25-30 men in a row?

No, I do not get it. What is the seed? Do I plant it?