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  • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
    Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
    • Aug 2012
    • 151

    #31
    Re: My true face

    For me, and I stress how personal the following is, being pagan (or Wiccan really) is not really a choice. I simply am this way. Many simply are Christian. Simply are Muslim. Simply are without religion. Great! If that is what makes you happy, what makes you feel at piece in your heart or soul, I wish you the best!

    Being Pagan often means being a fan of nature. Being in touch with your fellow human beings. Being in touch with your fellow creatures. I've often wondered why people don't say that native Americans are in fact pagans just because they are in touch with these things.

    Are you a Pagan for not following a book? Are you Pagan for not following a written set of rules and guidelines on a scroll? Are you a Pagan if you only follow oral traditions handed down from elder to junior? Are you a Pagan for respecting nature and not disrespecting everything else, including yourself?

    If these things make you Pagan, I'm pagan! I'm proud of the fact that I love nature. I'm proud that I respect ALL living things and appreciate all life and everyone's rights. I'm proud that I give everyone their own space and freedom and do so without prejudice or preconceived notions of how we should treat each other. I'm glad that I am the way I am the way I am and I'm even happier that you are the way you are.- Crysaffa
    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

    But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #32
      Re: My true face

      This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

      Father,
      In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

      Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

      In Jesus name I pray..
      Amen
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
        Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
        • Aug 2012
        • 151

        #33
        Re: My true face

        This is hilarious! Maybe I should cast a spell on you for you to see how riduculous you are sounding.....
        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

        But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #34
          Re: My true face

          Originally posted by Motty the Lezbean View Post
          This is hilarious! Maybe I should cast a spell on you for you to see how riduculous you are sounding.....
          There is nothing funny about casting spells.

          (Exodus 22:18) "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."



          YiC,

          Zech
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          • Pastor Ed Lowman
            Southern Hospitality Exemplified
            Always kind and loving
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2011
            • 1838

            #35
            Re: My true face

            Originally posted by Motty the Lezbean View Post
            Maybe it wasn't Joseph, it could've been a random man off the streets (you never fully know!)

            Maybe I should do those things, being a goth pagan is nothing without them!
            Listen to yourself! You sound mad!

            Women back then didn't open their legs to some man who walked around outside--or from some short-haired, bossy butch with inclinations to coach grade-school gym classes.

            Unlike you, people had virtue and natural affection back then. You are a horrible distortion of God's natural order (See Jude 7).

            Pastor Ed

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            • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
              Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
              • Aug 2012
              • 151

              #36
              Re: My true face

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              There is nothing funny about casting spells.
              Yes but there is something funny about that prayer
              Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

              But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #37
                Re: My true face

                Originally posted by Motty the Lezbean View Post
                Yes but there is something funny about that prayer
                You won't be laughing once you wake up in hell. You'll be gargling satan's scalding hot spooge while every demon in hell gnaws at your flesh.

                Mark 9:43-48
                ... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #38
                  Re: My true face

                  Originally posted by Motty the Lezbean View Post
                  For me, and I stress how personal the following is, being pagan (or Wiccan really) is not really a choice. I simply am this way. Many simply are Christian. Simply are Muslim. Simply are without religion.
                  Nobody is "simply Muslim" or "simply Christian". They believe specific things to be truth. In the case of Muslims, what they believe are lies. You have somehow decided that what Christians believe are also lies.

                  In the case of Wiccans, well, what you believe was made up in the 1950s by Gerald Gardner (the parts he didn't steal from Aleister Crowley's Order of the Golden Dawn, that is).

                  Being Pagan often means being a fan of nature. Being in touch with your fellow human beings. Being in touch with your fellow creatures. I've often wondered why people don't say that native Americans are in fact pagans just because they are in touch with these things.
                  Why would they call themselves pagans? They have specific deities they follow, with specific rituals, which they believe to be based in truth.

                  Are you a Pagan for not following a book? Are you Pagan for not following a written set of rules and guidelines on a scroll? Are you a Pagan if you only follow oral traditions handed down from elder to junior? Are you a Pagan for respecting nature and not disrespecting everything else, including yourself?

                  If these things make you Pagan, I'm pagan!
                  Maybe you need to learn what "pagan" means.



                  Paganism (from Latin paganus, meaning "country dweller", "rustic"[1]) is a blanket term, typically used to refer to religious traditions which are polytheistic or indigenous.

                  It is primarily used in a historical context, referring to Greco-Roman polytheism as well as the polytheistic traditions of Europe and North Africa before Christianization. In a wider sense, extended to contemporary religions, it includes most of the Eastern religions and the indigenous traditions of the Americas, Central Asia, Australia and Africa; as well as non-Abrahamic folk religion in general. More narrow definitions will not include any of the world religions and restrict the term to local or rural currents not organized as civil religions. Characteristic of Pagan traditions is the absence of proselytism and the presence of a living mythology, which informs religious practice.

                  Ethnologists often avoid the term "pagan," with its uncertain and varied meanings, in referring to traditional or historic faiths, preferring more precise categories such as polytheism, shamanism, pantheism, or animism.
                  Words have meanings. You can't just create your own meaning and attach it to a word, and expect people to understand you.

                  If I say, "The Thursday is sleeping wet today" to mean that the sun is shining brightly, how will you understand me?

                  I'm proud of the fact that I love nature. I'm proud that I respect ALL living things and appreciate all life and everyone's rights. I'm proud that I give everyone their own space and freedom and do so without prejudice or preconceived notions of how we should treat each other. I'm glad that I am the way I am the way I am and I'm even happier that you are the way you are.
                  OK, so that makes you a Humanist.

                  What has any of that to do with praying to imaginary friends in the woods and casting little spells that do nothing?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
                    Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
                    • Aug 2012
                    • 151

                    #39
                    Re: My true face

                    This is my farewell to you, this is getting boring so here you go:

                    *** Pantheist hate speech removed. ***
                    Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 10-07-2012, 05:56 AM. Reason: Hate speech is not tolerated at Landover Baptist.
                    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

                    But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #40
                      Re: My true face

                      Originally posted by Mouthy the Lezbean View Post
                      This is my farewell to you, you're trying to make me think about why I believe what I think I might maybe believe, but I'm not sure, and I can't handle being challenged to think! It's scary!
                      FTFY.

                      So, now you're a pantheist.

                      Can't you make up your mind for one moment?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #41
                        Re: My true face

                        Originally posted by Motty the Lezbean View Post
                        This is my farewell to you
                        Woot!

                        G'bye!

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Levi Jones
                          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                           
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 13930

                          #42
                          Re: My true face

                          Originally posted by Motty the Lezbean View Post
                          How about you go look around for the Cheshire Cat and the Red Queen while you're at it?
                          Are those two of the goddesses you worship?

                          What gods and goddesses do you worship, btw? What are their names?

                          Originally posted by Motty the Lezbean View Post
                          When I think of Jesus I think of Jesus Torres (Dahvie.) It just simply doesn't seem real to me. I can't give an explanation about that, it's just how I feel. Paganism feels real to me.
                          I see. So you have chosen a religion invented in the 1950's by Gerald Gardner. Congratulations on being a gullible idiot who will believe anything she reads in some book.

                          Don't tell me it is older than Christianity. Original paganism worshiped specific gods and goddesses on specific dates for their celebrations. If you want to do that, why not become a catholic?

                          They are polytheistic idolators who actually worship specific "saints" on appointed days. You'll love it.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
                            Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
                            • Aug 2012
                            • 151

                            #43
                            Re: My true face

                            Cheshire Cat and the Red Queen are fictional characters from Alice in Wondrland
                            Jesus Torres aka Dahvie Vanity is a member of the band Blood on the Dancefloor
                            I am done talking about my religion, just felt like I needed to fill you in
                            Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

                            But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930

                              #44
                              Re: My true face

                              Originally posted by Motty the Lezbean View Post
                              I am done talking about my religion, just felt like I needed to fill you in
                              Why would you not want to discuss your religion? Our immortal souls are the reason we are here, friend.

                              Tell me more about how running around skyclad worshiping some unnamed goddess feels right to you, but singing and worshiping Jesus (aka, the Cheshire Cat and the Queen of Hearts) doesn't feel right to you.

                              And then I want you to really think about what you're saying. If we are looking for the Cheshire Cat and the Queen of Hearts, what are you looking for in Wicca?
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                              • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
                                Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
                                • Aug 2012
                                • 151

                                #45
                                Re: My true face

                                Like I said I just felt like I needed to fill you in, I'm now gonna go get dressed up and go hang out with my friends, perfect night for it, should I wear my Marilyn Manson shirt or Voltaire?
                                Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

                                But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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