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  • #16
    Re: Time to get this over with.

    Originally posted by The Dark Passenger View Post
    Atleast I'll have plenty of friends to be with. ;] Might even see you faggots there with me.
    That would seem unlikely friend since those of us who had succumbed to homosexuality have repented of their depravity and have been forgiven. Perhaps you should reach out and accept Christ's NOT gay love too.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • #17
      Re: Time to get this over with.

      Did you just get off of working the night shift on the Vote Obama call-bank?
      Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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      • #18
        Re: Time to get this over with.

        "The Dark Passenger" sounds like you are subconsciously referring to fecal matter, stop worshiping the rectum!

        God has a plan for you that's bigger than your bottom.
        2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

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        • #19
          Re: Time to get this over with.

          Originally posted by Zachary_Hunter View Post
          "The Dark Passenger" sounds like you are subconsciously referring to fecal matter, stop worshiping the rectum!

          God has a plan for you that's bigger than your bottom.
          Ooh, a fat joke.

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          • #20
            Re: Time to get this over with.

            Do you find something funny about eternity, roasting in hell?
            2 Kings 2:23-24 - From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

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            • #21
              Re: Time to get this over with.

              Originally posted by Craig ain't Christ View Post
              Ooh, a fat joke.
              Hmmm, sounds like you may be used to them.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #22
                Re: Time to get this over with.

                EVIL DARK PASSENGER:
                Wanna know what else is weird? You're mother in bed last night.

                WONDERFUL AND GODLY ZECHARIAH SMYTH:
                My dead mother? Wow, you Jesus-haters really are sick.
                Maybe he is a duck ? ? ?

                Male duck engages in homosexual necrophilic sex

                In the summer of 1995, Kees Moeliker, a dutch researcher, was sitting behind his desk in the glass building of the Rotterdam Natural museum. Suddenly he was alerted by an unusual loud bang coming from the direction of the window. Outside the building, a male mallard (the common wild duck) was found dead, laying on its belly in the sand.

                Next to the dead duck, another male mallard was present that forcibly picked the dead duck’s head for a few minutes after which it mounted the corpse and began forcefuly copulating with it. The male mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes (!), including two short breaks, before the author disturbed the cruel scene and secured the dead duck.

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                • #23
                  Re: Time to get this over with.

                  Originally posted by southern bastard kid View Post
                  Well your sister was nice as well as your aunt. They moaned like the whores they are when I got done with them.
                  Being infected with bacteria would make anybody moan.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Time to get this over with.

                    Originally posted by The Dark AssWithgerms View Post

                    I enjoy long walks on the beach, Playing pokemon, watching all kinds of TV shows, enjoying alone time with my girlfriend
                    Wow, you sound like one bad ass, fire breathing dude! Playing Pokemon and taking long walks on the beach; alone time with your girlfriend?? Wow, you're an Oscar winning sinner.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Time to get this over with.

                      Dear Brother,

                      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                      Being infected with bacteria would make anybody moan.
                      Quite so!

                      All bacteria are hell-bound. These stubborn Prokaryotes have had two thousand years to accept Jesus into their hearts (metaphorically), and yet out best Scientists for Christ™ have found no evidence of conversion. Bacteria continue to writhe about with their wicked flagella, reproducing asexually (clearly CHRONIC MASTURBATORS), each mocking God with every atom of its cell. Just wait until the end times -- Satan will show them some real bacilli and cocci!

                      Yours In Him,
                      bab

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                      • #26
                        Re: Time to get this over with.

                        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                        Wow, you sound like one bad ass, fire breathing dude! Playing Pokemon and taking long walks on the beach; alone time with your girlfriend?? Wow, you're an Oscar winning sinner.
                        I'm surprised he has a girlfriend. The only person I even knew who enjoyed long walks on the beach was a homo.
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                        • #27
                          Re: Time to get this over with.

                          Dear DARK PASSAGE FILLER. Repent of your vile satanic ways while you still have time.
                          Your blasphemy is making me angry.
                          I think it is high time the inquisition was brought back then people like you would learn.
                          Isaiah 66:15

                          For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Time to get this over with.

                            Originally posted by Tomas Torquemada View Post
                            Dear DARK PASSAGE FILLER. Repent of your vile satanic ways while you still have time.
                            Your blasphemy is making me angry.
                            I think it is high time the inquisition was brought back then people like you would learn.
                            Friend, are there any other Catholic institutions you'd like to promote while you're here?
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