What's up?

[drecky]

Hi, guys!
First of all, I'm not telling you what church I go to. I don't want you to kill me. My favourite bible verse is Joshua 1:9. I learned about Jesus by going to church and reading the bible.
I've also noticed that you guys say a lot of strange things. What bible are you reading?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: What's up?

Why would anyone want to kill you?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[drecky]

Re: What's up?

Why would anyone want to kill you?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

From what I've read on these forums, you guys seem to be VERY opinionated, and there's nothing wrong with that. But it's a little scary. I don't want to be lashed out at for disagreeing with something.

[Deaner]

Re: What's up?

Hi, guys!
First of all, I'm not telling you what church I go to. I don't want you to kill me. My favourite bible verse is Joshua 1:9. I learned about Jesus by going to church and reading the bible.
I've also noticed that you guys say a lot of strange things. What bible are you reading?

Why should we tell you what bible we read if you won't tell us? Are you a satanist or a witch? Are you here to cast spells on us?

Brother Smyth... get the rocks!!! I have his address.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: What's up?

From what I've read on these forums, you guys seem to be VERY opinionated, and there's nothing wrong with that. But it's a little scary. I don't want to be lashed out at for disagreeing with something.

Answer the question: why would anyone want to kill you?

Also: what does "Dureckernu" mean? Please be very specific.

YiC,

Zech

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: What's up?

Why should we tell you what church we go to if you won't tell us? Are you a satanist or a witch? Are you here to cast spells on us?

Brother Smyth... get the rocks!!! I have his address.

I'm on it.

[drecky]

Re: What's up?

[QUOTE=Deaner;940850]Why should we tell you what bible we read if you won't tell us? Are you a satanist or a witch? Are you here to cast spells on us?

Um...no. I'm not a satanist or a witch. I don't cast spells, either. Why would you say such a thing? I just don't want to give out the information of where I go to church. You guys might flame me or something.

[drecky]

Re: What's up?

Answer the question: why would anyone want to kill you?

Also: what does "Dureckernu" mean? Please be very specific.

YiC,

Zech

I don't really know why someone would want to kill me. People have weird reasons for killing others. Maybe I'm just paranoid. Dureckernu means "I've had enough" in Swedish.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What's up?

Hi, guys!
First of all, I'm not telling you what church I go to. I don't want you to kill me. My favourite bible verse is Joshua 1:9. I learned about Jesus by going to church and reading the bible.

So your favorite verse says:

9 Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest.

But your first post tells us you're a coward, afraid we're going to kill you for no apparent reason. How do you reconcile these things?

I've also noticed that you guys say a lot of strange things. What bible are you reading?

There's only one. The King James.

Where have you seen us misunderstand Scripture? Please be specific.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What's up?

I don't really know why someone would want to kill me. People have weird reasons for killing others. Maybe I'm just paranoid. Dureckernu means "I've had enough" in Swedish.

Friend, you're very confusing. First you accuse us of plotting to kill you, then you refuse to answer one of the most important questions we can ask, then you say you've had enough even though you've just gotten here.

I'm wiping away tears as I type, thinking that someone hates us before so much as offering a friendly Hello.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: What's up?

I don't really know why someone would want to kill me. People have weird reasons for killing others. Maybe I'm just paranoid. Dureckernu means "I've had enough" in Swedish.

Thank you for your reply.

I can assure you that nobody here wants to kill anyone. Of course there are instances in the Bible where Jesus tells us to kill, but most municipalities have very specific rules against that (and of course we must follow secular law as God commands us to).

Are you swedesian?

YiC,

Zech

[Deaner]

Re: What's up?

Friend, you're very confusing. First you accuse us of plotting to kill you, then you refuse to answer one of the most important questions we can ask, then you say you've had enough even though you've just gotten here.

I'm wiping away tears as I type, thinking that someone hates us before so much as offering a friendly Hello.

Sister Mary;

Your heart is as soft as a dove's rear-end; but we do not weep for cowards. Let him go with compassion in your heart as he is continually butt raped by 8 foot tallywhackers as satan peels off his skin.

[drecky]

Re: What's up?

Friend, you're very confusing. First you accuse us of plotting to kill you, then you refuse to answer one of the most important questions we can ask, then you say you've had enough even though you've just gotten here.

I'm wiping away tears as I type, thinking that someone hates us before so much as offering a friendly Hello.

I believe I said Hi to beging with. I'm sorry if I'm confusing you, I have a brain tumour and it comprimises my ability to get words out the way I intend them. My apologies. And I don't hate you. I don't hate anyone.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: What's up?

I believe I said Hi to beging with. I'm sorry if I'm confusing you, I have a brain tumour and it comprimises my ability to get words out the way I intend them. My apologies. And I don't hate you. I don't hate anyone.

Brain tumor...OK, that explains a lot of things.

Say, what did you do to get Jesus so mad at you that He'd put a tumor-demon in your head?

YiC,

Zech

[Deaner]

Re: What's up?

I have a brain tumour and it comprimises my ability to get words out the way I intend them. My apologies.

My apologies too. That explains a lot. Welcome!