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  • #46
    Re: What's up?

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Welcome friend, I assume you are taking home Ec. classes at the University of Georgia. Have you been able to catch the eye of any males?
    When did you first discover Jersus had come inside you?
    Actually I'm a chemistry major. Home ec. is useless. I don't need to take a college course to learn how to fold clothes. And no. I don't intend to "catch the eyes of males". Thanks for your concern.
    For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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    • #47
      Re: What's up?

      Originally posted by drecky View Post
      Actually I'm a chemistry major.
      1Tm:6:20: O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

      God Commands us to ignore your opinions - so you'd better listen to our exposure of the Word of God, that you might be Saved(tm)
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      • #48
        Re: What's up?

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        1Tm:6:20: O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

        God Commands us to ignore your opinions - so you'd better listen to our exposure of the Word of God, that you might be Saved™
        Right. So I'll ignore your opinions then.
        For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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        • #49
          Re: What's up?

          [QUOTE=Deaner;941262]Nope.

          There are ways to make a love donation to Jesus Christ Himself which is placed directly in his jewel encrusted ostrich skin wallet with your name attached to it. What ever you can afford (US money only please), $500 right up to a million. Christ does not count the amount, He counts your sincerity and love in giving.

          God doesn't need my money. You know what? I don't think you guys will go to heaven, either.
          For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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          • #50
            Re: What's up?

            Originally posted by drecky View Post
            Right. So I'll ignore your opinions then.
            Little red "x" on your browser window. Use it.

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            • #51
              Re: What's up?

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              Little red "x" on your browser window. Use it.
              No thank you. I don't take orders from any man.
              For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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              • #52
                Re: What's up?

                Originally posted by drecky View Post
                Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                Nope.

                There are ways to make a love donation to Jesus Christ Himself which is placed directly in his jewel encrusted ostrich skin wallet with your name attached to it. What ever you can afford (US money only please), $500 right up to a million. Christ does not count the amount, He counts your sincerity and love in giving.
                God doesn't need my money. You know what? I don't think you guys will go to heaven, either.
                So much hate in one plump little package.

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                • #53
                  Re: What's up?

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  So much hate in one plump little package.

                  B.O.O.H.O.O.
                  Hate on me and I'll hate right back. Eye for an eye.
                  For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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                  • #54
                    Re: What's up?

                    Originally posted by drecky View Post
                    B.O.O.H.O.O.
                    Hate on me and I'll hate right back. Eye for an eye.
                    I don't hate anyone.



                    I'm trying to save your eternal soul!
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                    • #55
                      Re: What's up?

                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                      I don't hate anyone.



                      I'm trying to save your eternal soul!
                      I don't have a soul.
                      For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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                      • #56
                        Re: What's up?

                        Originally posted by drecky View Post
                        B.O.O.H.O.O.
                        Hate on me and I'll hate right back. Eye for an eye.
                        Nobody here hates you. We just want you to learn the Truth about Jesus and the Bible.

                        Why else are you on a Christian church's discussion forum?

                        Have you started reading the Bible yet? Or are you going to keep on telling us what it says, when you don't know for yourself what it says?
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #57
                          Re: What's up?

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Nobody here hates you. We just want you to learn the Truth about Jesus and the Bible.

                          Why else are you on a Christian church's discussion forum?

                          Have you started reading the Bible yet? Or are you going to keep on telling us what it says, when you don't know for yourself what it says?
                          I know what it says. Don't tell me what I know and don't know. You don't know me, thank goodness for that.
                          For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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                          • #58
                            Re: What's up?

                            Originally posted by drecky View Post
                            ...You don't know me, thank goodness for that.
                            You're godless, immature, and extremely dull. Guess which one will get you banned?

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                            • #59
                              Re: What's up?

                              Originally posted by drecky View Post
                              I know what it says.
                              Thanks for informing us, since we'd certainly never have guessed it from your posts.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                              • #60
                                Re: What's up?

                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                You're godless, immature, and extremely dull. Guess which one will get you banned?
                                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                                Thanks for informing us, since we'd certainly never have guessed it from your posts.
                                I wouldn't guess it from any of your posts either.
                                And again, Didymus Much, YOU DON'T KNOW ME. Sprechen sie English?
                                For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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