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    Greetings, Brethren.

    No one verse in The Bible is my favourite. For is it not our place to accept each chapter, each verse, nay, even each word and letter as equally true and therefore to be accepted and obeyed without questioning? Let us not fall into the devil's snare, brothers and sisters.

    Fellow Christians, I will tell you the verse which most often comes to me each day, as I strive for Him in my earthly toil:

    "A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them." Leviticus 20:27.

    Friends, I have a calling. A calling that has taken me far from the shores of the United States, even to the shores England, to that woeful, once mighty Albion: now riddled with witchcraft, wizardry, idolatry and whoredom.

    A lonely lot is mine, as I roam the immediate countryside, finding out the witches and necromancers, ensuring that they meet a proper and Biblical fate.

    It warms my faith to see that the message of The Holy Bible is still being trumpeted by the faithful of Landover community. I see that you are besieged by agents of Satan, and humbly submit my own particular talents, should they be of service.

    YBIC
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  • #2
    Re: Greetings, Brethren.

    Hey Matt!

    Where were you in the States?

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #3
      Re: Greetings, Brethren.

      Brother Zechariah,

      Originally from New England, I had to move often while doing His work. Many times did the evil one lay snares for me, and many times was I delivered by Him. Even my call to work among the sinners of East Anglia came just in the nick of time to pluck me from my unrighteous pursuers.

      "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." Exodus 22:18

      YBIC

      Matthew

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      • #4
        Re: Greetings, Brethren.

        Wonderful intro Matthew,

        Welcome to our Holy forum. Tell us, do you hunt with a rifle or bow? What is your favorite pie?

        In Christ,

        John.
        -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
        -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

        -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
        -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
        -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
        -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
        -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

        STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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        • #5
          Re: Greetings, Brethren.

          Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
          Brother Zechariah,

          Originally from New England, I had to move often while doing His work. Many times did the evil one lay snares for me, and many times was I delivered by Him. Even my call to work among the sinners of East Anglia came just in the nick of time to pluck me from my unrighteous pursuers.

          "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." Exodus 22:18

          YBIC

          Matthew
          Goodness, it sounds like Ol' Scratch was hot on your trail!



          Tell me, what depravities were you engaged in to attract his interest? Seems to me that most times he looks for "fertile ground" if you know what I mean (wink! wink!).

          Don't worry...this is for your own good.

          (James 5:16) "Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."



          YiC,

          Zech
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            Re: Greetings, Brethren.

            Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
            Wonderful intro Matthew,

            Welcome to our Holy forum. Tell us, do you hunt with a rifle or bow? What is your favorite pie?

            In Christ,

            John.
            Brother John,

            Venison pie, filled with meat brought down with my trusty bow.

            "Now therefore take, I pray thee, thy weapons, thy quiver and thy bow, and go out to the field, and take me some venison" Genesis 27:3

            YBIC

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            • #7
              Re: Greetings, Brethren.

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              Goodness, it sounds like Ol' Scratch was hot on your trail!



              Tell me, what depravities were you engaged in to attract his interest? Seems to me that most times he looks for "fertile ground" if you know what I mean (wink! wink!).

              Don't worry...this is for your own good.

              (James 5:16) "Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."



              YiC,

              Zech
              Brother Zechariah,

              My sins have found me out. Too much pride did I take in my own righteousness, and too little care with forensic evidence, so that even the agents of Satan did pursue me for the carrying out of His word, in His name. But the Lord delivered me unto the shores of Felixstowe, to continue His ministry as He sees fit.

              YBIC

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              • #8
                Re: Greetings, Brethren.

                Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
                Brother Zechariah,

                My sins have found me out. Too much pride did I take in my own righteousness, and too little care with forensic evidence, so that even the agents of Satan did pursue me for the carrying out of His word, in His name. But the Lord delivered me unto the shores of Felixstowe, to continue His ministry as He sees fit.

                YBIC
                You talk funny. I can't understand a word you're saying.

                Are you a queer? Your picture sure looks like you're a queer.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Greetings, Brethren.

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  You talk funny. I can't understand a word you're saying.

                  Are you a queer? Your picture sure looks like you're a queer.
                  Brother Pastor,

                  I was raised in the Word, it was the only text in our family home. Are you not steeped in The Holy Bible? I speak the language of The Book, slightly moderated for 'modern' communication.

                  Am I queer? The very thought of man lying with man brings vomit to my mouth, sir! Perhaps your comment was humorous? I will take it as such, as your Brother in Christ.

                  Ha. Ha ha ha, Brother!

                  Praise Him!

                  YBIC

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