[Broth. Fred Novaluck]

Re: Hello, Fred Novaluck here...

Novaluck? Are you sure you're not some Bolshevik hockey player bored because the NHL is locked out? Didn't I see you mailing it in during the playoffs last year?

No, it must have been someone else named Novaluck.

[Carl the wop]

Re: Hello, Fred Novaluck here...

Novaluck? Are you sure you're not some Bolshevik hockey player bored because the NHL is locked out? Didn't I see you mailing it in during the playoffs last year?

[Broth. Fred Novaluck]

Re: Hello, Fred Novaluck here...

Of course prayer works wonders here! Prayer works wonders everywhere!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello, Fred Novaluck here...

It must be changed! how about my full name, Fred Leary Novaluck?

Prayer (and a generous contribution to the Pastor's Vacation Fund) can work wonders around here, apparently.

[Broth. Fred Novaluck]

Re: Hello, Fred Novaluck here...

Your very username is offensive.

It must be changed! how about my full name, Fred Leary Novaluck?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello, Fred Novaluck here...

My favorite Bible verse is easily John 8:7.

Broth. was an attempt to abbreviate brother, I can see how you may get the misconception that I was talking about soup. (My favorite is chicken as well! )

A bit presumptuous, don't you think?

I have no reason to assume you are a brother in Christ. For all I know, you could be some angry atheist trolling this forum. You wouldn't be the first.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello, Fred Novaluck here...

Really?!

My church, though anti-Cat-a-lic, has been using the term for as long as I have been there.

True Christians™ are all brothers and sisters in Christ, but "Brother" as a title (like "Father Feelgood" or "Mother Menopause" or "Sister Blister") is a Catholic thing.

Your very username is offensive.

[Carl the wop]

Re: Hello, Fred Novaluck here...

Just lose the capital B and you should be ok.. brother Fred.

[Broth. Fred Novaluck]

Re: Hello, Fred Novaluck here...

You do know that only Catholics use "Brother" as a formal title, right?

Really?!

My church, though anti-Cat-a-lic, has been using the term for as long as I have been there. I shall start looking for a new church right away! Do you know of any True Christian churches around Virginia?

As for a brother I had one when I was younger, but he tried to put AIDS in our fair house by becoming a homersexual. We couldn't allow that in our Godly house, so we threw him out on the streets. I, personally, was for stoning, but they thought that we could get convicted for child abuse and didn't want to get Jailed for Jesus, so they let him live. It was a choice that haunts me to this very day.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, Fred Novaluck here...

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello, Fred Novaluck here...

My favorite Bible verse is easily John 8:7.

Broth. was an attempt to abbreviate brother, I can see how you may get the misconception that I was talking about soup. (My favorite is chicken as well! )

I see. Whose brother are you?

You do know that only Catholics use "Brother" as a formal title, right?

[Little Donkey]

Re: Hello, Fred Novaluck here...

You're not a "brother" are you? That would be awkward...

[Broth. Fred Novaluck]

Re: Hello, Fred Novaluck here...

My favorite Bible verse is easily John 8:7.

Broth. was an attempt to abbreviate brother, I can see how you may get the misconception that I was talking about soup. (My favorite is chicken as well! )

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello, Fred Novaluck here...

Hello, Broth. What is your favorite broth? I'm a fan of chicken, because it tastes good in so many different dishes.

Also, what is your favorite Bible verse?

[Broth. Fred Novaluck]

Re: Hello, Fred Novaluck here...

Indeed, I did!