Reason I am Pagan

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

I am pagan for a lot of the same reasons you are christians. For first I was born to a pagan mother, and the rest is that behind every good man is an all more powerful woman (yes feminist maybe a bit but men get all the credit.) I do not worship an evil spirit, I do however perform simple protection spells to keep the all evil spirits from entering my home. Hope that clears it up

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Reason I am Pagan

I am pagan because I worship satan and I am morbidly obese with pasty white skin covered in oozing zits. I am a whore and I conjure demons and I shoplift porkchops. Hope that clears it up

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[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Reason I am Pagan

I am pagan for a lot of the same reasons you are christians. For first I was born to a pagan mother, and the rest is that behind every good man is an all more powerful woman (yes feminist maybe a bit but men get all the credit.) I do not worship an evil spirit, I do however perform simple protection spells to keep the all evil spirits from entering my home. Hope that clears it up

Your "protection spells" () don't seem to be working, since you seem more demon-infested than ever.

Why not drop the retarded witchplay and accept Jesus in to your heart? All He did was get nailed to a cross so that His Blood would wash away your filthy perverted sins.

YiC,

Zech

[Didymus Much]

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I am pagan for a lot of the same reasons you are christians. For first I was born to a pagan mother...

So you attest that your mother brainwashed you into swallowing the same crap she did, but these people's parents did the same thing to them and that makes everything ok.

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

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I know huh? So many pimples might as well call me pepperoni face!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I am pagan for a lot of the same reasons you are christians.

Wrong. You are pagan because you are a lazy thinker, hopelessly romantic, fearful, and cannot fathom how the world works in reality. You've latched on to some pie-in-the-sky story that makes sense in the most superficial way, and your bias confirmation allows you to ignore that which doesn't fit the little reality you like to think exists. You are pagan because it makes you feel different, special, unique, in control, and safe.

For first I was born to a pagan mother,

Your mother probably thought she was just like Stevie Nicks, too "retro" and "cool" to have been remembered in the era of Pat Benatar and Divo.

and the rest is that behind every good man is an all more powerful woman (yes feminist maybe a bit but men get all the credit.)

How does a man get all the credit when his goodness is attributed to a woman's power?

I do not worship an evil spirit,

I call shenanagans.

I do however perform simple protection spells to keep the all evil spirits from entering my home. Hope that clears it up

How do those spells work, exactly, if not by the power of spirits? If it is not the spirit of the LORD (which it most certainly is not), then it can only be the spirit of evil. (Matthew 12:30)

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

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This is just informational and meant for anybody that wanted proof. I don't feel different or unique because of my religion, I feel different and unique by getting stared at and having comments tossed my way. My father was the one that liked Stevie Nicks actually, Mummy is was more into Metallica and Slayer. If you think I worship evils spirits then I guess you worship Allah. So long and goodnight unclefuckers!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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This is just informational and meant for anybody that wanted proof. I don't feel different or unique because of my religion, I feel different and unique by getting stared at and having comments tossed my way. My father was the one that liked Stevie Nicks actually, Mummy is was more into Metallica and Slayer. If you think I worship evils spirits then I guess you worship Allah. So long and goodnight unclepiffleers!

Why would a True Christian(tm) worship a false diety like allah (piss be upon him)? That's just retarded.

(Acts 4:12) "Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved."



YiC,

Zech

P.S. No more potty language, OK?

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

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Why would a True Christian™ worship a false diety like allah (piss be upon him)? That's just retarded.

(Acts 4:12) "Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved."



YiC,

Zech

P.S. No more potty language, OK?

My point is that I do not worship evil spirits -.-"
I will not use potty language as long as you say that homosexuals, and shrimp, and muslims, and wiccans and.....etc. aren't evil and going to hell.

and if you are too daft to understand that what I'm saying is......NEVER!!!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Reason I am Pagan

My point is that I do not worship evil spirits -.-"
I will not use potty language as long as you say that homosexuals, and shrimp, and muslims, and wiccans and.....etc. aren't evil and going to hell.

and if you are too daft to understand that what I'm saying is......NEVER!!!

Why should I lie to somone? If Jesus says they are going to Hell, then they are going to Hell.

(1 Corinthians 6:9-10) "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."

Seems pretty cut-and-dried to me.



YiC,

Zech

[Mary Etheldreda]

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My point is that I do not worship evil spirits -.-"

But you do, and your ignorance will be no excuse when you are judged by the Almighty LORD come Judgement Day. (2 Peter 3:7) He will either find your name in the Book of Life or not. (Revelation 20:15) The only way to have your name written in the Book of Life is to be Saved through Christ Jesus (John 3:18)

I will not use potty language as long as

You shouldn't be using potty language at all. This is a family-friendly forum.

you say that homosexuals, and shrimp, and muslims, and wiccans and.....etc. aren't evil and going to hell.

Homosexuals will go to Hell unless they repent. (Leviticus 18:22) Shrimp have no souls and cannot be Saved. Muslims and wiccans worship false gods, another abomination unto God for which He declares capital punishment to be the righteous consequence. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12)

and if you are too daft to understand that what I'm saying is......NEVER!!!

Not agreeing =/= not understanding.

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

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I swear you are all daft, I will never stop using "potty-language" got it?

[Levi Jones]

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I swear you are all daft, I will never stop using "potty-language" got it?

What is with all the hostility? We're simply trying to save your immortal soul here.

Stop with the woo woo and mumbo jumbo spells, hexes and etc. and start praying to the Lord instead for protection like a normal person does.

[liveandlove]

Re: Reason I am Pagan

I am pagan for a lot of the same reasons you are christians. For first I was born to a pagan mother, and the rest is that behind every good man is an all more powerful woman (yes feminist maybe a bit but men get all the credit.) I do not worship an evil spirit, I do however perform simple protection spells to keep the all evil spirits from entering my home. Hope that clears it up

Very nice to here other pagans here, if you do not mind me asking what path do you follow

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Very nice to here other pagans here, if you do not mind me asking what path do you follow

I'm guessing the nice, wide, easy path...TO HELL!!!

(Matthew 7:13-14) "Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."

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YiC,

Zech