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  • liveandlove
    Unsaved trash, obese teenaged whore
    • Oct 2012
    • 56

    #16
    Re: Reason I am Pagan

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    I'm guessing the nice, wide, easy path...TO HELL!!!

    (Matthew 7:13-14) "Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."

    <-- pagans

    YiC,

    Zech

    I do not think that is a pagan path my friend
    Exodus 22:18
    Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22892

      #17
      Re: Reason I am Pagan

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      That's a picture of the moon behind you. You know the Moon is just a light that will shine regardless of whether you worship it or not, don't you?

      If you're not bothered about your soul, you'd be better off doing something useful and donating the money to Landover so we can save other souls.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #18
        Re: Reason I am Pagan

        Originally posted by liveandlove View Post
        I do not think that is a pagan path my friend
        That path is the ONLY path for the pagan!
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #19
          Re: Reason I am Pagan

          Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
          I swear you are all daft, I will never stop using "potty-language" got it?
          What happened to you? Why did God cause you to be so deformed? Was due to your incessant blasphemy? Perhaps you'll find a blind child with no hands who will not be repulsed by you. Accordingly, please replace you avatar with something more visually pleasing. I must say, your potty language certainly matches your face.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • liveandlove
            Unsaved trash, obese teenaged whore
            • Oct 2012
            • 56

            #20
            Re: Reason I am Pagan

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            That path is the ONLY path for the pagan!

            I think you left a s form pagan lol, and only to thos who think so all paths go to the same end even yours my friend
            Exodus 22:18
            Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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            • liveandlove
              Unsaved trash, obese teenaged whore
              • Oct 2012
              • 56

              #21
              Re: Reason I am Pagan

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              What happened to you? Why did God cause you to be so deformed? Was due to your incessant blasphemy? Perhaps you'll find a blind child with no hands who will not be repulsed by you. Accordingly, please replace you avatar with something more visually pleasing. I must say, your potty language certainly matches your face.

              what are you talking about i thinkshe is very pretty, she is far from deformed
              Exodus 22:18
              Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #22
                Re: Reason I am Pagan

                Originally posted by liveandlove View Post
                what are you talking about i thinkshe is very pretty, she is far from deformed
                Of course you do. Wetback women think beaner men are 'hot' too!

                You need to look closer at her face. Notice it is a deliberate attempt to be just out of focus enough to blur the festering sores. It looks like Jesus had a bad burrito.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #23
                  Re: Reason I am Pagan

                  Originally posted by liveandlove View Post
                  what are you talking about i thinkshe is very pretty, she is far from deformed
                  This is not a lezbean pickup joint. Kindly take it elsewhere, before Jesus notices what you're doing.

                  Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                  1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                  1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
                  Oops. Too late.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
                    Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
                    • Aug 2012
                    • 151

                    #24
                    Re: Reason I am Pagan

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    This is not a lezbean pickup joint. Kindly take it elsewhere, before Jesus notices what you're doing
                    She wasn't being homosexual she was giving a compliment, and being nice like some other people I know.

                    ***Homoerotic flirtation removed by moderator***
                    Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 10-28-2012, 01:51 AM. Reason: removing inappropriate flirtations
                    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

                    But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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                    • liveandlove
                      Unsaved trash, obese teenaged whore
                      • Oct 2012
                      • 56

                      #25
                      Re: Reason I am Pagan

                      Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
                      She wasn't being homosexual she was giving a compliment, and being nice like some other people I know.

                      ***Homoerotic flirtation removed by moderator***
                      lol thank you for sticking up for me
                      but i am a guy haha
                      Exodus 22:18
                      Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #26
                        Re: Reason I am Pagan

                        Originally posted by liveandlove View Post
                        lol thank you for sticking up for me
                        but i am a guy haha
                        That IS funny! But not "ha-ha" funny.

                        I don't think anyone saw that coming. That's a twist worthy of M. Night Sham-Wow or whatever his name is.

                        I'm sure we all thought you were another empty-headed female.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
                          Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
                          • Aug 2012
                          • 151

                          #27
                          Re: Reason I am Pagan

                          Originally posted by liveandlove View Post
                          lol thank you for sticking up for me
                          but i am a guy haha
                          Oops! Haha you had everyone fooled, but still again thanks. You're pretty gay though
                          Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

                          But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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                          • Born Again Bob
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2318

                            #28
                            Re: Reason I am Pagan

                            Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
                            You're pretty gay though
                            Oxymoron.

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                            • liveandlove
                              Unsaved trash, obese teenaged whore
                              • Oct 2012
                              • 56

                              #29
                              Re: Reason I am Pagan

                              Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
                              Oops! Haha you had everyone fooled, but still again thanks. You're pretty gay though
                              haha any time
                              (an i am strait to lol)
                              Exodus 22:18
                              Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                              • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
                                Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
                                • Aug 2012
                                • 151

                                #30
                                Re: Reason I am Pagan

                                Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
                                Oops! Haha you had everyone fooled, but still again thanks. You're pretty gay though
                                Why does this site keep changing what I say? I meant to say awesome. Oh and what bible is "The Real and only Bible" there are so many I might make a mistake at Barnes and Noble or whatever, that may let me understand you people better.....
                                Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

                                But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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