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  • liveandlove
    Unsaved trash, obese teenaged whore
    • Oct 2012
    • 56
    #31
    Re: Reason I am Pagan

    Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
    Why does this site keep changing what I say? I meant to say awesome. Oh and what bible is "The Real and only Bible" there are so many I might make a mistake at Barnes and Noble or whatever, that may let me understand you people better.....
    haha okay that is better lol
    Well there really is no real bible, there are tomanny to count but theres is the king james 1611 i think best of luck to you lol
    Exodus 22:18
    Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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      • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
        Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
        • Aug 2012
        • 151
        #32
        Re: Reason I am Pagan

        Originally posted by liveandlove View Post
        haha okay that is better lol
        Well there really is no real bible, there are tomanny to count but theres is the king james 1611 i think best of luck to you lol
        Theres a bunch of people at my school that follow this exact religion, and they say that there is only one true bible so I'm gonna do research, thanks I'll go look for it.
        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

        But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775
            #33
            Re: Reason I am Pagan

            Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
            Theres a bunch of people at my school that follow this exact religion, and they say that there is only one true bible so I'm gonna do research, thanks I'll go look for it.
            Indeed. This is the Holy Bible, King James Version, 1611. You can read Pastor Zeke's informative sermon on this very topic.

            Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
                Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
                • Aug 2012
                • 151
                #34
                Re: Reason I am Pagan

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Indeed. This is the Holy Bible, King James Version, 1611. You can read Pastor Zeke's informative sermon on this very topic.

                Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones

                Thankyou for approving it, you seem very well informed on the topic
                Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

                But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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