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  • #91
    Re: Hello, everyone!

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    I'd take that as a complement except for the painfully obvious insult thrown at my families name.
    I am sorry, James, it was an unintentional misprint, I truly apologize!
    Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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    • #92
      Re: Hello, everyone!

      Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
      I'm glad you have decided not to be out off by some of the mysogynists, here. It's nice to have a woman who is not completely brainwashed.

      ThinksDesign
      Mysogynists?? Try followers of the infallible Word of God..

      Someone needs a remedial Bible class.. You are a Bible Sweat Hog, I'm afraid..

      "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire [shall be] to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee" - Genesis 3:16

      "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection." - 1 Timothy 2:11-15

      "But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman [is] the man; and the head of Christ [is] God."
      1 Corinthians 11:3
      Recovering Catholic.

      Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

      Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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      • #93
        Re: Hello, everyone!

        Originally posted by Carl the wop View Post
        Mysogynists?? Try followers of the infallible Word of God..

        Someone needs a remedial Bible class.. You are a Bible Sweat Hog, I'm afraid..

        "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire [shall be] to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee" - Genesis 3:16

        "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection." - 1 Timothy 2:11-15

        "But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman [is] the man; and the head of Christ [is] God."
        1 Corinthians 11:3
        It is alright Carl. Name-calling is a cheap attempt to feel better about oneself at the expense of another. Let her take her problems up with God.
        Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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        • #94
          Re: Hello, everyone!

          Spasiba, tovarich..
          Recovering Catholic.

          Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

          Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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          • #95
            Re: Hello, everyone!

            Originally posted by Carl the wop View Post
            Spasiba, tovarich..
            pozhaluista Carl
            Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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            • #96
              Re: Hello, everyone!

              May I remind everyong this is a Godly forum. We praise Him in the American language, as is appropriate.

              Thank you.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #97
                Re: Hello, everyone!

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                May I remind everyong this is a Godly forum. We praise Him in the American language, as is appropriate.

                Thank you.
                Very good Sister Mary. I have given appropriate infractions that should not be too hard on the noobs and their introduction to our Church. To be honest, I have great faith in them.

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                • #98
                  Re: Hello, everyone!

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  May I remind everyong this is a Godly forum. We praise Him in the American language, as is appropriate.

                  Thank you.
                  Amen, Sister Mary!

                  Shout HALLELUJAH!

                  YBIC

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                  • #99
                    Re: Hello, everyone!

                    My apologies. I was only trying to welcome our new sister into our midst by using her former language. I will not stray from speaking the One True Language again.
                    Recovering Catholic.

                    Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                    Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                    • #100
                      Re: Hello, everyone!

                      Originally posted by Irinka the jewess View Post
                      Mr Hutchinson, you are too sweet!
                      What? I was trying to be nice to you.

                      I'm not gay and even if I was I would not fancy a toothless, hunchbacked, moonlighting dinner lady like you!

                      You're as mad as everyone else.
                      I whore for Satan

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                      • #101
                        Re: Hello, everyone!

                        Originally posted by BibleSweatHog View Post
                        What? I was trying to be nice to you.

                        I'm not gay and even if I was I would not fancy a toothless, hunchbacked, moonlighting dinner lady like you!

                        You're as mad as everyone else.
                        Wow.. I think you'd better get to class before you go the way of Arnold Horshack.
                        Recovering Catholic.

                        Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                        Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                        • #102
                          Re: Hello, everyone!

                          Originally posted by Carl the wop View Post
                          Wow.. I think you'd better get to class before you go the way of Arnold Horshack.
                          Funny how my name has been changed to something you not long posted, isn't?

                          I suppose you feel great flexing your childish admin muscles to piss me off just because I happen to not agree with you.

                          I see you have shown your true colours.
                          I whore for Satan

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                          • #103
                            Re: Hello, everyone!

                            Originally posted by BibleSweatHog View Post
                            Funny how my name has been changed to something you not long posted, isn't?

                            I suppose you feel great flexing your childish admin muscles to piss me off just because I happen to not agree with you.

                            I see you have shown your true colours.
                            I have no such powers. Those much more enlightened than me have made that decision. So let it be written, so let it be DONE...
                            Recovering Catholic.

                            Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                            Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                            • #104
                              Re: Hello, everyone!

                              Originally posted by BibleSweatHog View Post
                              What? I was trying to be nice to you.

                              I'm not gay and even if I was I would not fancy a toothless, hunchbacked, moonlighting dinner lady like you!

                              You're as mad as everyone else.
                              You seem to be very angry about something. What's bothering you here exactly. I'm sure everybody here wants to help you come to Jesus. Surely you can see that this forum is not the place for lesbian or homosexualist flirtation!

                              YBIC

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                              • #105
                                Re: Hello, everyone!

                                Originally posted by Carl the wop View Post
                                My apologies. I was only trying to welcome our new sister into our midst by using her former language. I will not stray from speaking the One True Language again.
                                Originally posted by BibleSweatHog View Post
                                What? I was trying to be nice to you.

                                I'm not gay and even if I was I would not fancy a toothless, hunchbacked, moonlighting dinner lady like you!

                                You're as mad as everyone else.
                                Get a room!

                                Please, this is the last place any decent person wants to see this sort of behavior.
                                Reminds me of when I was in grade school and I'd dip Mrs. Hutchins (she was not married to me yet, just betrothed) pig tails in to the ink well then drop a spider down her neck. She'd whip her head (spraying black ink everywhere in the schoolroom) about and scream like a stuck pig just before its' throat was sliced.

                                This sort of behavior is one critcal thing God has warned us about:
                                Deuteronomy 7:3-4
                                3 Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.
                                4 For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the Lord be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.
                                Hosea 5:6-7
                                6 They shall go with their flocks and with their herds to seek the Lord; but they shall not find him; he hath withdrawn himself from them.
                                7 They have dealt treacherously against the Lord: for they have begotten strange children: now shall a month devour them with their portions.
                                Jeremiah 2:21
                                Yet I had planted thee a noble vine, wholly a right seed: how then art thou turned into the degenerate plant of a strange vine unto me?
                                Matthew 7:16-20
                                16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
                                17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
                                18 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
                                19 Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
                                20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

                                I can give you more (God is very clear about this) if I must.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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