Hello from Dot Land

[Iwannabechristian]

Hi there,
My name is Indie Ann, I am from Australia, am 17 and wish to be saved by the lord from my sins.
i have been masturbating 3 times a day for the past 3 years, i have a subscription to multiple porn websites, fornicate with women on a weekly basis and i believe i need to stop.
if anyone could help me see the light of jesus and anyone else christian who i could turn to for help because my arm is killing me.

,Lots of love (in a non-sexual way ofcourse)
Indie

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello from Indie

Wow, I have never heard this one before.

I'm sorry you feel the need to persecute us and attempt to shock us with your potty mouth. Is your father there? I would like to speak with him.

[Iwannabechristian]

Re: Hello from Indie

I'm sorry that "i'm a troll" apparently. i am serious in what i have said and want some peace in my heart from our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello from Indie

I'm sorry that "i'm a troll" apparently. i am serious in what i have said and want some peace in my heart from our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

If you were interested in actual salvation, you would have already cancelled your porn subscriptions. That and you wouldn't be making jokes about your sore arms from all the wanking you have been at.

Now put your father on. I'm going to have him paddle you for playing on his computer.

[Iwannabechristian]

Re: Hello from Indie

I'm sorry levi for trying to be serious. firstly i dont believe that canceling the subscriptions would help because there is lots of free stuff on the internet and secondly i made a joke to lighten the mood im sorry that it was insulting to you.

[Jack_S.]

Re: Hello from Indie

I'm sorry that "i'm a troll" apparently. i am serious in what i have said and want some peace in my heart from our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

Now I'm like you too I was a porn addict and loved to hammer my penis on daily basis. But everything had change now, I'm no longer a masturbator because I found JESUS through the pain and suffering that I endure. Now I'm not much of an expert my self in the game of life but as a follower of his majesty Christ JESUS; my advice to you is that if you want some peace in your heart you need to be pissed on ( hence persecuted ) Only then shall you find peace and JESUS.

2 Timothy 3:12 Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello from Indie

I'm sorry levi for trying to be serious.

You're serious when you say you want to become a Christian because your arm is hurting you because you have been using it for self abuse?

firstly i dont believe that canceling the subscriptions would help because there is lots of free stuff on the internet

You plan to continue to pay subscriptions to porn sites you are not going to use anymore? That makes no sense, friend. It makes me think you are not serious.

and secondly i made a joke to lighten the mood im sorry that it was insulting to you.

Of course I forgive you. Now go get your Holy Bible off the dusty old shelf and start reading it from beginning to end instead of abusing yourself to porn.

John 8:11 And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.

[Iwannabechristian]

Re: Hello from Indie

my advice to you is that if you want some peace in your heart you need to be pissed on ( hence persecuted ) Only then shall you find peace and JESUS.

Dear Jack, i don't believe i understand why i need to be "pissed on" to find peace.

[Iwannabechristian]

Re: Hello from Indie

Dear Levi,
i shall start reading the bible now from start to finish instead of masturbating and watching porn. just wondering any parts that you believe would touch me in a healing way. and also i will cancel my subscriptions to the evil porn.

Indie

[Iwannabechristian]

Re: Hello from Indie

thankyou for taking jack_S posts down they were getting me quite distressed.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Hello from Indie

thankyou for taking jack_S posts down they were getting me quite distressed.

Be strong in the Lord, Brother, and read your Bible.

"Likewise, I say unto you, there is joy in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner that repenteth." Luke 15:10

Praise Him!

YBIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello from Indie

You want to get right with God? Stop masturbating. Simple as that.

What is more important.

1. Feeling your fingers between your taught thighs, those feminine lips swollen and wet with anticipation, that 'bump' aching to extend from your body, quivering as the passing breeze caresses it
2. Praying to God that He allow you to got to Heaven when you finally die.

Pretty simple choice, isn't it?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello from Dot Land

...i have been masturbating 3 times a day...my arm is killing me...

Use the other arm, duh.

Ambidextrous FTW.

[Carl the wop]

Re: Hello from Dot Land

Don't you understand that He commands us to NEVER spill our seed unless for the express purpose He has laid out for us..

Genesis 9:1 And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth.




Genesis 38:9-10 - And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled [it] on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

1 Corinthians 10:13 - There hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God [is] faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear [it].

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello from Indie

thankyou for taking jack_S posts down they were getting me quite distressed.

It appears Jack S. was a homosexual "golden shower" fetishist. I'm sorry you had to be subjected to his perverted advances.

Now, Miss Indie, how long have you been a rugmunching, God-mocking lesbian?