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  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932

    #31
    Re: Hello from Dot Land

    Originally posted by Iwannabechristian View Post
    I'm sorry but it didn't make me shake my hair around and strip my clothes off but it gave me peace which seemed to scare me. i have since deleted all of the music off my computer and am searching on google for some good christian music.
    Hmm...

    I don't think we can help you. Try the catholics.

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    • Iwannabechristian
      Unsaved trash
      • Oct 2012
      • 20

      #32
      Re: Hello from Dot Land

      Currently i am going to a Dominican school but can change quite easily. Is Dominican good or should i try Protestant or another type?

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #33
        Re: Hello from Dot Land

        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
        Hmm...

        I don't think we can help you. Try the catholics.
        See, I told you. She's a damned papist already.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Iwannabechristian
          Unsaved trash
          • Oct 2012
          • 20

          #34
          Re: Hello from Dot Land

          is there any possible way i can be saved???

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14079

            #35
            Re: Hello from Dot Land

            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
            ...Try the catholics.
            That won't work. She's female.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #36
              Re: Hello from Dot Land

              Originally posted by Iwannabechristian View Post
              is there any possible way i can be saved???
              Thru Christ, all things are possible.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932

                #37
                Re: Hello from Dot Land

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                See, I told you. She's a damned papist already.
                I know, maybe I didn't make it clear enough...


                YOU'LL NEVER BE A BAPTIST. FUCK OFF!!!

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                • Iwannabechristian
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Oct 2012
                  • 20

                  #38
                  Re: Hello from Dot Land

                  Originally posted by Deaner View Post


                  YOU'LL NEVER BE A BAPTIST. FUCK OFF!!!
                  I thought that the people on this forum would be accepting to people who want to convert to your religion instead of telling them to leave. im sorry if it is insulting to you but i agree with pastor Ezekiel when he says i can be saved
                  through christ.

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                  • Deaner
                    Christ's Love Messenger
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5932

                    #39
                    Re: Hello from Dot Land

                    Originally posted by Iwannabechristian View Post
                    I thought that the people on this forum would be accepting to people who want to convert to your religion instead of telling them to leave. im sorry if it is insulting to you but i agree with pastor Ezekiel when he says i can be saved
                    through christ.
                    Are you slandering Pastor Ezekiel; one of the greatest Baptists to ever walk in the universe?

                    Why did he call you a papist? Tell the truth and I will apologize. Perhaps not to you, but definitely to Christ and Pastor Zeke. Speak up you stuttering fool.

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                    • Carl the wop
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2012
                      • 462

                      #40
                      Re: Hello from Dot Land

                      I have been saved from the stain of Papism. I just don't hear the requisite amount of penitence. And the whole Dominican thing makes me think you've been infected with the homersexual disease that is virulent in Papism. You must repent, repent, and then REPENT, and accept the Word of Jesus in your heart. Only then can you even begin to walk the road to righteousness.
                      Recovering Catholic.

                      Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                      Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                      • Iwannabechristian
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 20

                        #41
                        Re: Hello from Dot Land

                        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                        Are you slandering Pastor Ezekiel; one of the greatest Baptists to ever walk in the universe?

                        Why did he call you a papist? Tell the truth and I will apologize. Perhaps not to you, but definitely to Christ and Pastor Zeke. Speak up you stuttering fool.
                        im sorry but im not talking about that statement of his im talking about his statement of how through the power of Christ all things are possible, and secondly i dont understand the word papist i have never heard it before. I would never slander a Pastor of any sort because they in the essence are better than me.

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #42
                          Re: Hello from Dot Land

                          Originally posted by Iwannabechristian View Post
                          I thought that the people on this forum would be accepting to people who want to convert to your religion instead of telling them to leave. im sorry if it is insulting to you but i agree with pastor Ezekiel when he says i can be saved
                          through christ.
                          Your persistence is admirable, young lady. I'm glad you removed all that vile, secular music from your computer, and that you have no plans to shave your head and flash your ladyparts at paparazzi like Britney Spears.

                          Now, you do need to get yourself away from the Papist influence. Jesus is NOT a cracker. Do you understand? His mother, Mary, is dead. She can't hear your prayers, and she is not "Queen of Heaven". She, like everyone else, will be resurrected in the End Times.

                          Please read Revelation chapters 20-22 to see how the world ends. You'll note that hell is described as a lake of fire and brimstone, a great furnace. All non-True Christians™ will be cast into that lake and burned alive for all time.

                          I don't want that to happen to you.


                          *note: "Papist" means "following the Pope", who is a mere man with the audacity to declare himself "God's representative on Earth" and "infallible".
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Iwannabechristian
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Oct 2012
                            • 20

                            #43
                            Re: Hello from Dot Land

                            Thankyou Mr Rodimer, i shall read those bible verses and also will try find a baptist church in my area.

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                            • Brother Jared
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2012
                              • 211

                              #44
                              Re: Hello from Dot Land

                              Originally posted by Iwannabechristian View Post
                              I have been a lesbian as you called it for 3 years now but i believe it makes me unclean.
                              First, in order for us to help you properly, describe into detail exactly what kinds of lesbian activity you engaged in. Bring by all means examples for us to better picture it. This is important as we have to figure out exactly how far from salvation you are.

                              YIC
                              "Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)

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                              • Iwannabechristian
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Oct 2012
                                • 20

                                #45
                                Re: Hello from Dot Land

                                Originally posted by Brother Jared View Post
                                First, in order for us to help you properly, describe into detail exactly what kinds of lesbian activity you engaged in. Bring by all means examples for us to better picture it. This is important as we have to figure out exactly how far from salvation you are.

                                YIC
                                well i have done pretty much everything that their is to do with being a lesbian e.g. bondage, dildos, scissoring, eating out etc.

                                i have realized it is wrong and need to change.

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