[Iwannabechristian]

Re: Hello from Dot Land

I have been a lesbian as you called it for 3 years now but i believe it makes me unclean.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello from Dot Land

I have been a lesbian as you called it for 3 years now but i believe it makes me unclean.

So why don't you stop? Why don't you choose Jesus instead of Jessie?

[Iwannabechristian]

Re: Hello from Dot Land

i have partially stopped, i have unsubscribed from my pornographic websites for good but still feel the urge to masturbate. is this normal? and also i have given up fornicating with other women.

[John North]

Re: Hello from Dot Land

but still feel the urge to masturbate.

Put on the oven gloves and pick up the Bible.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello from Dot Land

i have partially stopped, i have unsubscribed from my pornographic websites for good but still feel the urge to masturbate. is this normal? and also i have given up fornicating with other women.

That's a good start!

Every time you have the urge to molest yourself, why not think about Jesus on the cross?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello from Dot Land

Amen. Every time you shove your face in between the legs of some hairy bulldyke, the Roman scourges rip another swathe of flesh from the back of my savior. Please stop.

[Senor Hatemonger]

Re: Hello from Dot Land

That's a good start!

Every time you have the urge to molest yourself, why not think about Jesus on the cross?

Are you trying to tell her to (gay erotica removed) I thought more highly of you. People look up to you as a senior member of this forum, may god hath smite hell on you sinner.

This is ridiculous, (i know i know, i'm still ranting.) Why would you even think of something like that, you filthy young man.

[Iwannabechristian]

Re: Hello from Dot Land

i believe that senor iPod is being very offensive and should be prosecuted for it.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Hello from Dot Land

Are you trying to tell her to (gay erotica removed) I thought more highly of you. People look up to you as a senior member of this forum, may god hath smite hell on you sinner.

This is ridiculous, (i know i know, i'm still ranting.) Why would you even think of something like that, you filthy young man.

The thought of our Lord on Calvary is enough to prevent self abuse. Whatever sordid scenario you are thinking of exists only in your own depraved mind.

YBIC

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello from Dot Land

Are you trying to tell her to (gay erotica removed)

No. I'm telling her to turn her attentions to Jesus, bleeding on the cross, instead of her fantasized fornications.

I was not, in any way, suggesting she do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ARm8Kdenac

(Video not safe for work, or for women, or for children, or for anybody with any standards of decency whatsoever.)

[Iwannabechristian]

Re: Hello from Dot Land

Also my fellow Christians i wonder what sort of music i should listen to because what i have been listening to e.g. Marilyn Manson, Slipknot and other bands such as that i am starting to consider evil. anyone know any good holy music that can cleanse my soul from that music?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from Dot Land

Also my fellow Christians i wonder what sort of music i should listen to because what i have been listening to e.g. Marilyn Manson, Slipknot and other bands such as that i am starting to consider evil. anyone know any good holy music that can cleanse my soul from that music?

Use the "search" function and see for yourself. Look under "good Christian music" or something like that.

We aren't here to spoon feed you.

[Iwannabechristian]

Re: Hello from Dot Land

Use the "search" function and see for yourself. Look under "good Christian music" or something like that.

We aren't here to spoon feed you.

Im sorry for pestering the forum with stupid questions that are already answered

[Deaner]

Re: Hello from Dot Land

Also my fellow Christians i wonder what sort of music i should listen to because what i have been listening to e.g. Marilyn Manson, Slipknot and other bands such as that i am starting to consider evil. anyone know any good holy music that can cleanse my soul from that music?

Does listening to that music make you want to shake your hair around and strip off your clothes??

Do you have any pictures or videos of this? Please don't get the wrong impression. If you do have such videos it is very important. How you swing your hair and possibly even masturbate yourself shows what kind of hold satan has on you. If you have them; please send them directly to Deaner@LandoverBaptist.net immediately. I will personally review them with the Pastors in order to determine your level of possession. You are in a very dangerous position.

We will do everything we can to help you child. There will be no charge and you will have a one on one personal interview with our Pastors. Your privacy is our highest priority. Just give me the word and we will send our personal Landover Baptist 1968 Cadillac with chrome bumpers and giant dice on the mirrors directly to your house. Please don't hesitate and private message me with any questions. I sincerely feel for your safety. Don't let satan win.

YIC

Brother Deaner

[Iwannabechristian]

Re: Hello from Dot Land

Does listening to that music make you want to shake your hair around and strip off your clothes?? ...

I'm sorry but it didn't make me shake my hair around and strip my clothes off but it gave me peace which seemed to scare me. i have since deleted all of the music off my computer and am searching on google for some good christian music.