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  • Rahab the Harlot
    Forum Member, struggling to repent from whoredoms
    Once a foul twat. Back on Christ's nice list
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2012
    • 25

    #1

    Hi

    Someone asked me to do an introduction. First off, a friend of mine sent me a link to this site. I don't think she's registered on here, if she is I don't know here username.
    I was also asked to talk about my "walk with Christ", and the truth is I don't have one. I have read the Bible, but it's been years, and I honestly don't know if I even have the copy my grandmother gave me. If I do, then it's in some random box in a storage facility.
    Other than that, I'm not sure what else to say about myself.
    Proverbs 9:10 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.
  • Brother Harold Porter
    Landover Senior Outreach
    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 8236

    #2
    Re: Hi

    Well young lady, there is serious sin in your life that makes you reject your Creator and His gift of eternal salvation in Jesus Christ. I was once a promiscuous homosexual that refused God because I did not want to give up the lifestyle of a queer, so I can relate to the clutches of Satan that keep one from coming to their knees in front of Jesus for help.

    What stains and corrupts your young soul? Lesbanianism? Witchcraft? Narcotics? Let us help you help yourself out of the misery and establish a personal relationship with Jesus. Be honest.

    In Christ
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • Rahab the Harlot
      Forum Member, struggling to repent from whoredoms
      Once a foul twat. Back on Christ's nice list
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2012
      • 25

      #3
      Re: Hi

      Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
      Well young lady, there is serious sin in your life that makes you reject your Creator and His gift of eternal salvation in Jesus Christ. I was once a promiscuous homosexual that refused God because I did not want to give up the lifestyle of a queer, so I can relate to the clutches of Satan that keep one from coming to their knees in front of Jesus for help.

      What stains and corrupts your young soul? Lesbanianism? Witchcraft? Narcotics? Let us help you help yourself out of the misery and establish a personal relationship with Jesus. Be honest.

      In Christ
      I'm not sure about "stains" and "corrupts" but I do consider myself a Pagan. (Not flat-out Wiccan, but more eclectic. I feel more peaceful and happy when I'm in nature than in any church)
      I have smoked marijuana before, but not in about 4 years. Not because of any moral grounds, I believe that it does much less damage to the human body than alcohol and cigarettes. I just haven't had the time to "indulge". Not to mention that my job has random drug testing and I don't have the connections to get another job if I lose this one.
      I'm not a lesbian, so I'm not sure what else you wanna know.
      Proverbs 9:10 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: Hi

        It looks like the LORD brought you here to learn about Him, dear! How wonderful!


        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Rahab the Harlot
          Forum Member, struggling to repent from whoredoms
          Once a foul twat. Back on Christ's nice list
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2012
          • 25

          #5
          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          It looks like the LORD brought you here to learn about Him, dear! How wonderful!


          I'm not sure if I would say that. My friend was pretty disgusted (for lack of a better word) with this site. I came here because I really didn't believe what she was telling me was true.
          Proverbs 9:10 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #6
            Re: Hi

            Krissy, you sound lost.

            You are ambivalent about God and somehow, you stumbled in Landovers inviting doors. Do you think it was an accident, fate or do you think Jesus nudged you?

            Come in from the cold and be nestled among those that understand His Glory.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • liveandlove
              Unsaved trash, obese teenaged whore
              • Oct 2012
              • 56

              #7
              Originally posted by KrissyNesmith View Post
              I'm not sure about "stains" and "corrupts" but I do consider myself a Pagan. (Not flat-out Wiccan, but more eclectic. I feel more peaceful and happy when I'm in nature than in any church)
              I have smoked marijuana before, but not in about 4 years. Not because of any moral grounds, I believe that it does much less damage to the human body than alcohol and cigarettes. I just haven't had the time to "indulge". Not to mention that my job has random drug testing and I don't have the connections to get another job if I lose this one.
              I'm not a lesbian, so I'm not sure what else you wanna know.
              Welcom my friend, just a littel warning as a pagan my self you are in for a hell of a time

              Originally posted by KrissyNesmith View Post
              I'm not sure if I would say that. My friend was pretty disgusted (for lack of a better word) with this site. I came here because I really didn't believe what she was telling me was true.

              everything she said is true
              Exodus 22:18
              Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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              • Rahab the Harlot
                Forum Member, struggling to repent from whoredoms
                Once a foul twat. Back on Christ's nice list
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2012
                • 25

                #8
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by liveandlove
                everything she said is true
                I can see that.
                Proverbs 9:10 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #9
                  Re: Hi

                  Originally posted by liveandlove View Post
                  Welcom my friend, just a littel warning as a pagan my self you are in for a hell of a time
                  Originally posted by liveandlove
                  everything she said is true
                  Why the hate? Everyone is having a nice conversation and you waddle in here with your crazy talk.



                  Jesus warned me about you:

                  (1 Timothy 5:13) "And withal they learn to be idle, wandering about from house to house; and not only idle, but tattlers also and busybodies, speaking things which they ought not."

                  YiC,

                  Zech
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                  • Carl the wop
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2012
                    • 462

                    #10
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by liveandlove View Post
                    Welcom my friend, just a littel warning as a pagan my self you are in for a hell of a time
                    You're obviously an unwashed Pagan. Real Christians would NEVER misspell the words in Jesus' language. It is akin to blasphemy.
                    Recovering Catholic.

                    Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                    Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: Hi

                      Hello, dear friend. I welcome you in Christ's abundant love.

                      If you don't have a Bible, you can read it online on many sites, including this one. Be sure to select the KJV and only the KJV.

                      We follow the Bible exactly as written. Therefore, anyone disgusted by this site is disgusted by the Lord and by His Word, not by us.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" âśž Things that the Bible doesn't say âśž Tolerance

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #12
                        Re: Hi

                        Originally posted by KrissyNesmith View Post
                        I can see that.
                        That is a negative attitude. "liveandlove" is just upset that no one will friend him. He has been sending crude and obscene messages to all the male members.

                        You need to give God a chance to show you His True Self.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Rahab the Harlot
                          Forum Member, struggling to repent from whoredoms
                          Once a foul twat. Back on Christ's nice list
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2012
                          • 25

                          #13
                          Re: Hi

                          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                          Hello, dear friend. I welcome you in Christ's abundant love.

                          If you don't have a Bible, you can read it online on many sites, including this one. Be sure to select the KJV and only the KJV.

                          We follow the Bible exactly as written. Therefore, anyone disgusted by this site is disgusted by the Lord and by His Word, not by us.
                          Thank you. I suppose I should brush up on the Bible while I'm here.
                          (Btw, I'm not exactly sure where the "obese lesbian" thing under my name came from)
                          Proverbs 9:10 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930

                            #14
                            Re: Hi

                            Originally posted by KrissyNesmith View Post
                            Thank you. I suppose I should brush up on the Bible while I'm here.
                            (Btw, I'm not exactly sure where the "obese lesbian" thing under my name came from)
                            Because all Wiccans are fat, dear.
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • Irinka the repentant jewess
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2012
                              • 359

                              #15
                              Re: Hi

                              Originally posted by KrissyNesmith View Post
                              I'm not sure about "stains" and "corrupts" but I do consider myself a Pagan. (Not flat-out Wiccan, but more eclectic. I feel more peaceful and happy when I'm in nature than in any church)
                              I have smoked marijuana before, but not in about 4 years. Not because of any moral grounds, I believe that it does much less damage to the human body than alcohol and cigarettes. I just haven't had the time to "indulge". Not to mention that my job has random drug testing and I don't have the connections to get another job if I lose this one.
                              I'm not a lesbian, so I'm not sure what else you wanna know.
                              Krissy, why do you choose your activities on the basis of which brings less damage to your body? Why not just abstain from things that do damage to the body and involve yourself in things that do you good, like exercise? Ultimately, studying the Word of God and seeking His will for your life would do you the most good.
                              Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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