Hello Salvation!

[Dragon.Slayer]

Hi first post here... happened across a thread about the wickedness of the homosexual satanist cartoon, whinnie the poo; it made so much sense to me that I had to join and try to redeem my soul. It seem's as if the devil is everywhere and I stupidly followed him without knowing it! I've been noticing things everywhere now... evil things.. Mrs buttersworth syrup a foul cannibalistic demon eating what could be considered the oozing's of another humans body. Sesame street anthropomorphic demon beings that talk to the unsaved children of the world forever condemning them to a life of homosexuality and paganism and everyone who is not white, they must be demons for if were made in gods image (minus our genitalia which should never be touched EVER) what are they? they must be demons... i mean it dosent take an idiot to know god is white not brown or yellow, he also has nice round eyes not slanty ones.... oh an yes gods a man. If you disagree then your a demon in human skin

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello Salvation!

Hi first post here... happened across a thread about the wickedness of the homosexual satanist cartoon, whinnie the poo; it made so much sense to me that I had to join and try to redeem my soul. It seem's as if the devil is everywhere and I stupidly followed him without knowing it! I've been noticing things everywhere now... evil things.. Mrs buttersworth syrup a foul cannibalistic demon eating what could be considered the oozing's of another humans body. Sesame street anthropomorphic demon beings that talk to the unsaved children of the world forever condemning them to a life of homosexuality and paganism and everyone who is not white, they must be demons for if were made in gods image (minus our genitalia which should never be touched EVER) what are they? they must be demons... i mean it dosent take an idiot to know god is white not brown or yellow, he also has nice round eyes not slanty ones.... oh an yes gods a man. If you disagree then your a demon in human skin

Welcome! That was . . . interesting.



What sort of church do you go to? How long have you walked with Jesus, and when did you first come to know Him? And what is your favorite Scripture, something that speaks to you about God, or about Jesus, or about people?

What sort of dragons do you slay? Drag queens? Komodo?

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Hello Salvation!

If you're looking for Salvation, you've come to the right place. Only Jesus can redeem your soul. I recommend you start reading the Bible (1611 KJV) and find a sound Baptist church in your area. Tell us more about your background. Were you raised in a Christian home? What sins and perversions have you committed that the Holy Spirit is now convicting you of? I see your profile pic is an anime Character. Anime is a dark art of the slants. You should steer clear of it if you are wholeheartedly seeking God.

[Brother Jared]

Re: Hello Salvation!

Dragon slayer?

[Henry Poppendorfer]

Re: Hello Salvation!

While admirable, mere obsession over demons does not a Christian make, or else every two-bit Satan worshiper would be headed straight to Heaven, and we all know that isn't happening. You should be obsessing over JESUS first and foremost, after all. Also Mrs. Butterworth's is satanic? What a shame, she always seemed to be dressed so modestly!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello Salvation!

Welcome, Dragon Slayer! It is really a good sign that you're noticing demonism everywhere you look!

Now then, why don't you tell us a bit more about yourself? What's your favorite Bible verse, where do you attend church, how many live births has your wife accomplished, that sort of thing.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Hello Salvation!

I notice your photo is a cartoon. How old are you? I presume you are a boy because you are so boisterous and observant. It sounds like you might be ready for a Bible Camp Retreat. Do you like swings? We got some new swings installed in the redemption cabin. How tall are you? Are you fat? Praise God you've found us when you have! Let me know if you need bus fare!

Praise The Lord! He is truly risen!

Wet In The Red Glory Of Redemption,
Harry Lester