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  • BanBuddha
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    • Nov 2012
    • 6

    #1

    Hello everyone

    I'm new to this place, and I like it here already, I've had just about enough of seeing the perverse, rotten, ungodly bias being thrust upon people by the twisted, and corrupt media.

    Let me tell you some things about my self.
    I like hunting, all those environmentalist types can shove it!
    I do NOT subscribe to racket known as modern psychology or medicine,
    I have two children, and my lovely wife and we pray every day.
    I love bluegrass.
    I feel that america needs to reestablish it's moral foundation.
    I am proud to be from the south!

    Nice to meet you all!
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: Hello everyone

    Hey there! Where do you go to church? What is your favorite Bible verse? What is the most fantastic thing Our Lord Jesus Christ has done for you today?

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • BanBuddha
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      • Nov 2012
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      #3
      Re: Hello everyone

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      Hey there! Where do you go to church? What is your favorite Bible verse? What is the most fantastic thing Our Lord Jesus Christ has done for you today?

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
      Tenesee baptist church, but we have prayers sessions every night at home as well.
      It is extremely tough to say which would be my favorite bible verse, but I'd have to say 1 timothy 2:12 even though you guys must get it all the time. People seem to forget traditional gender roles are the foundation of a moral society, but the bible does not change over time. We must observe what it says, feminists are only promoting societal decay.
      Today I felt an evil presence in our house, my boy had come down with a fever, and we prayed over him for 2+ hours, at the end we felt as if the evil affliction had departed from him, no doctor can do that.

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14372

        #4
        Re: Hello everyone

        Hi Mr Buddha .

        I'm sure you'll be posting some Scripture soon so I'll reverve a more complete greeting 'til then.

        In the meantime, here's a passage from Nahum:
        NAHUM 1
        2 God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.
        3 The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.
        KJV
        Hallelujah!

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        • BanBuddha
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          • Nov 2012
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          #5
          Re: Hello everyone

          Some more of my beliefs:
          I believe that all new age religions (buddhism, hinduism) are spiritually dead and thus resort to drugs, orgies, and idolatry to fill the void.. And islam is simply anti freedom, period. And they raise death camps for christians and all non muslims, and is generally war like. There are many suras about beheading non believers.
          I am also sick of pansies say jesus was a pacifist, jesus was a WARRIOR.

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          • BanBuddha
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            • Nov 2012
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            #6
            Re: Hello everyone

            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
            Hi Mr Buddha .

            here's a passage from Nahum:
            NAHUM 1
            2 God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.
            3 The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.
            KJV
            Hallelujah!

            Wait, I was under the impression that the torah was not to be recognized, and that the king james bible was the only source of truth, could I get some clarification on this?

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22373

              #7
              Re: Hello everyone

              Originally posted by BanBuddha View Post
              Wait, I was under the impression that the torah was not to be recognized, and that the king james bible was the only source of truth, could I get some clarification on this?
              Sure...

              Nahum 1:2-3
              King James Version (KJV)
              2 God is jealous, and the Lord revengeth; the Lord revengeth, and is furious; the Lord will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.
              3 The Lord is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: theLord hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.

              Clear enough?
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14372

                #8
                Re: Hello everyone

                Originally posted by BanBuddha View Post
                ,
                Please capitalise Jesus.

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #9
                  Re: Hello everyone

                  Hey there Ban, could you recommend some bluegrass artists who aren't flaming liberals? That Pete Seeger makes me so angry!
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                  • BanBuddha
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                    • Nov 2012
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                    #10
                    Re: Hello everyone

                    Originally posted by BanBuddha View Post
                    Some more of my beliefs:
                    I believe that all new age religions (buddhism, hinduism) are spiritually dead and thus resort to drugs, orgies, and idolatry to fill the void.. And islam is simply anti freedom, period. And they raise death camps for christians and all non muslims, and is generally war like. There are many suras about beheading non believers.
                    I am also sick of pansies say Jesus was a pacifist, jesus was a WARRIOR.
                    Thanks, I will remember this, may I be forgiven for my thoughtless typo.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Hello everyone

                      Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself. What is your name? How old are you? How many future soldiers for Christ has your wife given you?

                      I'd also like to hear more about your church. Can you post a link to some of our pastor's best sermons?

                      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • Thomas Taylor
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                        • Oct 2012
                        • 1486

                        #12
                        Re: Hello everyone

                        Originally posted by BanBuddha View Post
                        Some more of my beliefs:
                        I believe that all new age religions (buddhism, hinduism) are spiritually dead and thus resort to drugs, orgies, and idolatry to fill the void.. And islam is simply anti freedom, period. And they raise death camps for christians and all non muslims, and is generally war like. There are many suras about beheading non believers.
                        I am also sick of pansies say jesus was a pacifist, jesus was a WARRIOR.
                        A cautious welcome, friend.

                        Why do you know so much about mooslimbs and thier false book??
                        What do you know of beheadings and suras?

                        Like I said, a cautious and slightly nervous welcome.
                        Isaiah 66:15

                        For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14372

                          #13
                          Re: Hello everyone

                          Originally posted by BanBuddha View Post
                          Some more of my beliefs:
                          I believe that all new age religions (buddhism, hinduism) are spiritually dead and thus resort to drugs, orgies, and idolatry to fill the void.. And islam is simply anti freedom, period. And they raise death camps for christians and all non muslims, and is generally war like. There are many suras about beheading non believers.
                          I am also sick of pansies say jesus was a pacifist, jesus was a WARRIOR.
                          Do you actually know why some words begin with an UPPER CASE letter?

                          Christ: a title
                          Jesus: a person's name
                          islam: signifies a belief systen; a common noun like "education"
                          muslim/muslima: signifies a person who has adopted the arbitrary belief system of islam; a common noun like "pacifist"
                          Christian: a person chosen by God to experience everlasting joy, assured by Christ Jesus; a proper noun like "Londoner"
                          heathen: everyone else; a common noun like "worm" or "potato"

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