Just a few questions.

[Pen-And-Paper]

Okay, hello all, my name is Caleb.
I am not a baptist or even an citizen of the United States but your religion and what I've read so far on these forums fascinates me and I want to know a little bit more.

I've noticed that you draw a distaste to other religions, including other strains of the Christian faith. I just wanted to know why.

Another thing is I've noticed something along the lines of "Mary worshiper" and I was wondering if the meaning of this accusation could also be explained to me.

I myself am an Australian Lutheran and I hope you don't take offense to me asking these questions. I have a few more but I can't think of them at the moment so I may just bring them up later.

Thankyou

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Just a few questions.

Okay, hello all, my name is Caleb.
I am not a baptist or even an citizen of the United States but your religion and what I've read so far on these forums fascinates me and I want to know a little bit more.

I've noticed that you draw a distaste to other religions, including other strains of the Christian faith. I just wanted to know why.

Another thing is I've noticed something along the lines of "Mary worshiper" and I was wondering if the meaning of this accusation could also be explained to me.

I myself am an Australian Lutheran and I hope you don't take offense to me asking these questions. I have a few more but I can't think of them at the moment so I may just bring them up later.

Thankyou

First off, so called other Christian faiths completely misrepresent the Bible by missing bits or claiming some parts are metaphorical or no longer apply (even though God never changes).

And Papist have anal intercourse with young, naive young boys (in direct contradiction to Leviticus 20:13).

Jesus temporarily died for our sins: when some people bastardise the Bible to suit their modern liberal ways it makes me very cross, indeed.

YIC

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Just a few questions.

What first attracted you to Jesus? What's your favorite verse from the 1611 KJV?

[Pen-And-Paper]

Re: Just a few questions.

First off, so called other Christian faiths completely misrepresent the Bible by missing bits or claiming some parts are metaphorical or no longer apply (even though God never changes).

And Papist have anal intercourse with young, naive young boys (in direct contradiction to Leviticus 20:13).

Jesus temporarily died for our sins: when some people bastardise the Bible to suit their modern liberal ways it makes me very cross, indeed.

YIC

Okay, I can agree with some of that and understand all of it, thank you
Also would you be able to show me a verse of the bible that is missing in other strains of Christianity.

[Pen-And-Paper]

Re: Just a few questions.

What first attracted you to Jesus? What's your favorite verse from the 1611 KJV?

What first attracted me to Jesus? I don't really even know. I was brought up with my current beliefs and I still accept them so I guess that's what did it
Favourite verse? I don't know. To be honest I'm not very good at picking favourite parts and it's rather long so I wouldn't even know where to begin finding my favourite.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Just a few questions.

Okay, I can agree with some of that and understand all of it, thank you
Also would you be able to show me a verse of the bible that is missing in other strains of Christianity.

Go ask any non True Christian™ whether they think queers should be put to death: what do you think liberals would say?

and it's rather long so I wouldn't even know where to begin finding my favourite.

Start at the beginning and read it all through to understand the literal meaning of the Bible(KJV1611).

YIC

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Just a few questions.

Also would you be able to show me a verse of the bible that is missing in other strains of Christianity.

Here's a whole swag of verses that are missing from the Notoriously Inaccurate Version. We use only the complete Word of God here, the 1611 KJV.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Just a few questions.

Welcome friend, how lost you must feel with out God in your life. Learning about us is very easy, even most simple minded savage can comprehend. Read the KJV Bible, Realize that it is the inerrant Word of God. Accept that He is your Creator and that following His word as has been written in the KJV will get you a Golden Ticket to Heaven.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Just a few questions.

Okay, hello all, my name is Caleb.
I am not a baptist or even an citizen of the United States but your religion and what I've read so far on these forums fascinates me and I want to know a little bit more.

I've noticed that you draw a distaste to other religions, including other strains of the Christian faith. I just wanted to know why.

Another thing is I've noticed something along the lines of "Mary worshiper" and I was wondering if the meaning of this accusation could also be explained to me.

I myself am an Australian Lutheran and I hope you don't take offense to me asking these questions. I have a few more but I can't think of them at the moment so I may just bring them up later.

Thankyou

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[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Just a few questions.

Okay, hello all, my name is Caleb.
I am not a baptist or even an citizen of the United States but your religion and what I've read so far on these forums fascinates me and I want to know a little bit more.

I've noticed that you draw a distaste to other religions, including other strains of the Christian faith. I just wanted to know why.

Another thing is I've noticed something along the lines of "Mary worshiper" and I was wondering if the meaning of this accusation could also be explained to me.

I myself am an Australian Lutheran and I hope you don't take offense to me asking these questions. I have a few more but I can't think of them at the moment so I may just bring them up later.

Thankyou

Why must you anger Jesus by being a part of a religion that angers Jesus by calling themselves "Lutherans" (which Luther himself also didn't want) instead of just plain Christians? Your religion teaches faith-alone salvation, which is a dead faith not accompanied by works (see James 2:17). How can you live with yourself?

You ask a lot of questions. I hope you are not the reflective analytical gay type, the kind that always admires science and studying instead of God's One Truth.

Pastor Ed

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Just a few questions.

Okay, hello all, my name is Caleb.
I am not a baptist or even an citizen of the United States but your religion and what I've read so far on these forums fascinates me and I want to know a little bit more.

I've noticed that you draw a distaste to other religions, including other strains of the Christian faith. I just wanted to know why.

Another thing is I've noticed something along the lines of "Mary worshiper" and I was wondering if the meaning of this accusation could also be explained to me.

I myself am an Australian Lutheran and I hope you don't take offense to me asking these questions. I have a few more but I can't think of them at the moment so I may just bring them up later.

Thankyou

G'day Bruce.

Is ther a difference between Austrian and any other Lutherans?

The answer is no.

Are Lutherans True Christians?

The answer is no.

Why so many questions? Are you a spy sent here by the Mary worshipping papists?

Are you a sheep worrying abo?

Why do you hate the Lord Jesus Christ?

Is this enough questions for you?

[Pen-And-Paper]

Re: Just a few questions.

Thank you for the positive responses and answers that some of you have kindly given me
I'll respond to most of your responses in order.

I don't believe homosexuals should be put to death because it seems pointless; it states in the bible that God damns all homosexuals to hell for all eternity and that's about as bad a punishment as you can get so I don't see the point of killing them on Earth as well, Jesus would want us to help them see the light of God and repent of their sinful ways.

Thank you for the list of deleted verses, I didn't even realise my version of the bible was so edited.

Well technically even though I'm a different strand of the Christian faith and am not True Christians™ like you we still both believe in God and that Jesus is his divine son and the saviour of us all so I don't understand why living with myself would be that hard at all.

Thank you for the links, I'll use them to answer as many of my other queries as I can and I'll try my hardest not to abuse the privileges of this forum

I'm only asking questions because I'm curious, I thought the purpose of this section of the forum was for potential members of your church to find out more so excuse me if I'm mistaken.

I don't even know what a Mary worshiping papist is so I can guarantee you I'm not one of them.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Just a few questions.

I don't even know what a Mary worshiping papist is so I can guarantee you I'm not one of them.

Well that's good to hear, friend. But it sounds like your education starts now. This is a reference to rosary-kissing papists. If you want to find out more about this sinful religion you can read about it here.

I believe there are many catholics in Austria, so maybe Jesus guided you here to better arm yourself against their insinuating wiles. Pay particular care when dealing with the Jesuits, friend, they usually look something like this:



YBIC

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Just a few questions.

I myself am an Australian Lutheran and I hope you don't take offense...

Not at all, friend! Speaking as a recovering Jew, I've got to say that Australian Lutherans are my favorite kind of Lutheran, because it's really hard to exterminate European Jews when you're stuck on a prison colony in the Pacific ocean. I would say you guys are the least harmful Lutherans ever!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Just a few questions.

I don't believe homosexuals should be put to death because it seems pointless;

What kind of Christian are you? How can you say God's Holy Word® is pointless? Why don't you spit at the Baby Jesus, while you are at?

Just another stealth atheist looking to poke fun at people who believe that buggering young, vibrant, fresh faced young youths is not ok.

People like you make me sick; you disgust me.

All the best.