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  • John Scopes
    Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
    • Sep 2009
    • 666

    #16
    Re: My introduction

    It is always good to see someone from Italy here. You know of course that your part of the world was a straight line for prehistoric migration from the area known in modern times as Africa.

    Your nearly direct lineage to these human ancestors must be a constant source of pride to you and your fellow countrymen.

    Originally posted by Carl the wop View Post
    I, too, was brainwashed (which is what baptism is), into the Papist cult. As you can see, I have seen the light and have been rewarded with membership into this august congregation. Renounce Papism, listen to your elders, read the KJV cover to cover, and, in time, you may be redeemed.
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    “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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    • Carl the wop
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2012
      • 462

      #17
      Re: My introduction

      Shouldn't you have died in prison for embracing the Satanist teachings of Charles Darwin? Away vile simeon-puffer.
      Recovering Catholic.

      Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

      Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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      • Matthew Hopkins
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2012
        • 808

        #18
        Re: My introduction

        Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
        It is always good to see someone from Italy here. You know of course that your part of the world was a straight line for prehistoric migration from the area known in modern times as Africa.

        Your nearly direct lineage to these human ancestors must be a constant source of pride to you and your fellow countrymen.
        Oh dear, you still live with Mama.

        What part of Italy do you come from? The gay part? Or the more gay part?

        Or is it from the military side you come from? From the country that runs away from every fight? From Italy?

        Oh yes, you come from that country, Italy, that commands such international respect for your fair play and rosary-kissing. Viva Berlusconi.

        YBIC

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: My introduction

          Originally posted by Patislav View Post
          Dear Pastor,
          I understand the rules and will fully obey them. In Godless Czechoslovakia we have mostly Catholic church. I am baptized as Catholic as well. I wonder if this fact somehow disqualifies me from this website and if so, how can I join the holy Landover baptis church.
          Catholics are not Christians. Read about it HERE.

          Just don't try and get us to worship that whore Mary or pray to cement statues.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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