Introducing my Favorite Son, George W. Jenkins

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Brethren and Sistren, I introduce you to my favorite son, George W. Jenkins. He was conceived during the inauguration of George W. Bush when God put it on my heart to procreate a man of destiny with my late first wife, that whore Ethel, who was righteously stoned to death (with stones) by vigilantes in my own backyard for her participation in lesbian pornography.

Li'l Dub is only eleven, but he is prodigal, befitting a man of destiny such as him. He is being trained up in the Lord to be a Christian theocrat. Someday he will be POTUS and implement the laws of Leviticus in America, undoing all the damage done by the recent election. Of course, by the time he is old enough to be POTUS, the United States will be a communist territory of Kenya, and all our countrymen will be speaking jive. Thus we are having him tutored by an ex-negro, so that he will be bilingual.

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[George W. Jenkins]

Re: Introducing my Favorite Son, George W. Jenkins

Hi. My name is George W. Jenkins, but you can call me Li'l Dub. God created me to free this land from the Kenyan jigocrat by using good old fashioned Republican politics. God has a plan for every one of us. But for me He has a destiny.

My daddy says he has already arranged a marriage for me, but I am not allowed to consummate it until the Lord drops my balls. Whatever that means.

Some of you I already know from church, where I am socialized and trained for politics and public preaching. I have already converted three heathens in Des Moines, but who's counting? I plan to convert many more homosexuals with my Christian testimony before God sends the remainder of them to Hell with vials of His Wrath. Daddy tells me that someday I will be loud enough to convert Satan himself.

When I am not rereading the KJV Bible, praying, and training for to be a Harvard cheerleader, I will be learning to shake hands and kiss babies without dropping them. Daddy feels that this website will help me to blossom into a fine young man by exposing me to True Christian(tm) Republican influences.

Daddy says that any advice you may have to help me become President is welcome, because he is just a simple Christian man who works with his hands. He says the burden of raising a man of destiny should be shared by the whole True Christian(tm) community. Even the ex-gays, he says.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome George! Not sure if you remember me from last summers 'incident' at your dads place. I assure you it was an accident.
You are a fine young man and will make Jesus proud to let live.
If you aspire to become president, I can suggest you learn to listen and keep notes on other people. Remember your deeds are what gets things done. For example, a shuffle footed nigra never learns from yelling at them. An 'accidently' wack in the head from a 2X4 is never forgotten. Always have an explanation for your behavior, one backed up by the KJV. Practice preaching Gods Word.

[George W. Jenkins]

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Of course I remember you, Uncle James. Don't worry, the proctologist says it was all soft tissue damage and the scarring won't be visible.

By the way, my favorite Bible verse is Numbers 1:48-51, which tells the Hebes to execute anyone who approaches the Tabernacle, which I take to include Mormons.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum George W.

I am certain you will grow up to become a fine young man who will dedicate his life to ridding America of those filthy Democrats. My vote would be for immediate deportation to some volcanic region.

[Greybeard]

Re: Introducing my Favorite Son, George W. Jenkins

Hi. My name is George W. Jenkins, but you can call me Li'l Dub. God created me to free this land from the Kenyan jigocrat by using good old fashioned Republican politics. God has a plan for every one of us. But for me He has a destiny.

My daddy says he has already arranged a marriage for me, but I am not allowed to consummate it until the Lord drops my balls. Whatever that means.

Some of you I already know from church, where I am socialized and trained for politics and public preaching. I have already converted three heathens in Des Moines, but who's counting? I plan to convert many more homosexuals with my Christian testimony before God sends the remainder of them to Hell with vials of His Wrath. Daddy tells me that someday I will be loud enough to convert Satan himself.

When I am not rereading the KJV Bible, praying, and training for to be a Harvard cheerleader, I will be learning to shake hands and kiss babies without dropping them. Daddy feels that this website will help me to blossom into a fine young man by exposing me to True Christian™ Republican influences.

Daddy says that any advice you may have to help me become President is welcome, because he is just a simple Christian man who works with his hands. He says the burden of raising a man of destiny should be shared by the whole True Christian™ community. Even the ex-gays, he says.

Welcome Li'l Dub. My advice to you is think for yourself and don't let yourself be indoctrinated.

[George W. Jenkins]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum George W.

I am certain you will grow up to become a fine young man who will dedicate his life to ridding America of those filthy Democrats. My vote would be for immediate deportation to some volcanic region.

My dad says that if we do not deport them to a volcanic region as you say, God will soon transform the darkening face of America into one giant volcano.

Please God, don't transform America into a volcano. Do it to California instead.

[George W. Jenkins]

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Welcome Li'l Dub. My advice to you is think for yourself and don't let yourself be indoctrinated.

Why would I violate Proverbs 3:5? I am not above the Law of God.

My dad says you are unsaved scum and that I should not allow myself to be unevenly yoked with you. Perhaps you should read the Gospel and embrace the message of Christ before you start handing out advice. Do you have your free Obamaphone, freeloader?

[Greybeard]

Re: Introducing my Favorite Son, George W. Jenkins

Why would I violate Proverbs 3:5? I am not above the Law of God.

My dad says you are unsaved scum and that I should not allow myself to be unevenly yoked with you. Perhaps you should read the Gospel and embrace the message of Christ before you start handing out advice. Do you have your free Obamaphone, freeloader?

I'm impressed with your knowledge of the bible Li'l Dub. If you were born in Iran though you would be quoting the Koran. *link to NAMBLA indoctrination website removed* some recommended reading for you.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Introducing my Favorite Son, George W. Jenkins

Hi. My name is George W. Jenkins, but you can call me Li'l Dub. God created me to free this land from the Kenyan jigocrat by using good old fashioned Republican politics. God has a plan for every one of us. But for me He has a destiny.

My daddy says he has already arranged a marriage for me, but I am not allowed to consummate it until the Lord drops my balls. Whatever that means.

Some of you I already know from church, where I am socialized and trained for politics and public preaching. I have already converted three heathens in Des Moines, but who's counting? I plan to convert many more homosexuals with my Christian testimony before God sends the remainder of them to Hell with vials of His Wrath. Daddy tells me that someday I will be loud enough to convert Satan himself.

When I am not rereading the KJV Bible, praying, and training for to be a Harvard cheerleader, I will be learning to shake hands and kiss babies without dropping them. Daddy feels that this website will help me to blossom into a fine young man by exposing me to True Christian™ Republican influences.

Daddy says that any advice you may have to help me become President is welcome, because he is just a simple Christian man who works with his hands. He says the burden of raising a man of destiny should be shared by the whole True Christian™ community. Even the ex-gays, he says.

Well I must say that you sound like a fine, young, vibrant and eager young youth on the brink of becoming a firm thighed nimble fingered young teen.

One piece of advice will see you well through life is as thusly: ware the pervert! The pervert sits like a spider in his stained web of lies, furtively plying his member with his crooked, gnarled fingers, quivering, dreaming in his stained sepulchre mind of the touch boy flesh.

Oh yes: his sole aim is to catch you, one day, when you are alone (maybe you have been playing with other young, clean limb, naive young youths) and spin a web of lies with only one intent. One intent; that all True Christian™ men are only to aware of.

That's right: anal sex!

Under no account fall for his lies: he may purport to be a librarian, a teacher, a cyclelist, a social worker asking specific questions but the truth is he seeks to draw you away from the loving embrace of Jesus Christ.

No doubt the first assault from the so called Gay Outreach Brigade which my research informs me they are informally known as the Gobblers will be to separate you from your loving father.

Young man, every time you are alone you are in danger of being caught by the Gobblers. Make no mistake. If they can sink their dirty paws into the supple, pliant, softly haired flesh of you young body you will be lost to Jesus for all eternity.

Pay close attention to where they may lurk. Under the bed? In the wardrobe? Darkened place hold evil homers, young man.

Despite all of this however, you must not go crying to daddy. Do you want him to think you are a sissy boy, a lady man, a panty waste? No, you must deal with this problem like a man. Remember a man deals with his own problems.

You are COMPLETELY ALONE in this and you must understand the legions of Gobblers who could be hiding under your bed RIGHT NOW TO ANALLY RAPE YOU TILL YOU DIE.

Best wishes Dr Niles.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Welcome, young Master Jenkins!

It's nice to see you here. Your age reminds me of a young Jesus Christ sitting at the Temple, teaching the Rabbis a thing or two!

And he said unto them, How is it that ye sought me? wist ye not that I must be about my Father's business?
Luke 2:49

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Introducing my Favorite Son, George W. Jenkins

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