[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Greetings from ATLAH Worldwide Ministries

Can I get an Amen?

Amen Brother. Welcome to God's favorite forum. Do you still polish shoos?

[Rev. Jamar D. Dodson]

Re: Greetings from ATLAH Worldwide Ministries

Oh, this does sound bad! I'll bet you were doing a lot of sexual things that you really regret now. If you'd like to get anything off your chest, we're here to listen.

Please be as detailed as possible.

The sordid details of the past should be left in the past. To sum up Jewish fetishes and give you a brief glimpse into the world of liberal jewess sexual desire I'll leave you with this.

Do not click unless Jesus is firmly in your heart

Okay, so that relationship was a bad idea. God tells us not to be unevenly yoked with unbelievers (2 Cor 6:14). But don't you consider it a Christian man's duty to be fruitful and multiply (Gen 1:28) and to have many arrows in his quiver (Ps 127:3-5)? Aren't you afraid that like so many others of your kind, you might burn with passion (1 Cor 7:9) and fall into sin? Or do you consider yourself a eunuch for the kingdom of heaven's sake (Mat 19:12)?

Cool signature, btw! It's really good to have you on the forum. Once again:

"It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman." -- Proverbs 21:19

Brother, I would love to find a truly Christian woman in which to share my life with. Like any Christian man I do indeed feel it is my duty to foster new Christians in the name of our Lord and Saviour. Sadly, this world is filled with so many godless trashy women dropping to their backs and spreading their legs for any schlong that will have them. They want to vote, abort babies, make as much money as men, make their own decisions, and have positions of authority! And the list of evil just goes on and on. It's hard to find a Christian woman in this world. It's HARD!!!

"House and riches are the inheritance of fathers and a prudent wife is from the LORD." -- Proverbs 19:14

I have patience in the Lord. Surely He will deliver unto me a true Christian woman to share my life with and bear me many Christian children.

Amen Brother. Welcome to God's favorite forum. Do you still polish shoos?

I have never polished shoes, sir. Perhaps you have mistaken me for someone else.


Yours truly,
Rev. Dr. Jamar DeMarcus Dodson Jr. III

[WWJDnow]

Re: Greetings from ATLAH Worldwide Ministries

Jeremiah 13:23 tells us:

Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

Well, I never thought the Ethiopian could change his skin, but Reverend, I do believe you have shown that it can be done.

I hope you'll do something to stamp out the God-awful music that black people listen to and replace it with Godly music like this:

I guess I'll never understand how black people, who dance so well, have never been able to produce really good music the way we white folk do.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Greetings from ATLAH Worldwide Ministries

Welcome Rev. Dodson. I heard one of your sermons when I was stuck in town, making a delivery to the local zoo when I blew a seal. It was an experience I'll never forget and look forward to the next opportunity.

Mr. Hutchins, I am a quality control manager for Ralph's Quality Seals and Packings and was given instructions to give a presentation and a technical paper on why seals seem to get blown more than packings do. Could you go into detail as to exactly how it went, step by step, when you blew the seal? Was it a spur of the moment blowing or do you feel it was something that you could have seen coming for a while? I guess I'm wondering if this was your first seal you blew, or if it happens often. Also, have you or anyone else you know, ever blown a packing? Any information will be greatly appreciated for my technical presentation. YIC

[Rev. Jamar D. Dodson]

Re: Greetings from ATLAH Worldwide Ministries

Mr. Hutchins, I am a quality control manager for Ralph's Quality Seals and Packings and was given instructions to give a presentation and a technical paper on why seals seem to get blown more than packings do. Could you go into detail as to exactly how it went, step by step, when you blew the seal? Was it a spur of the moment blowing or do you feel it was something that you could have seen coming for a while? I guess I'm wondering if this was your first seal you blew, or if it happens often. Also, have you or anyone else you know, ever blown a packing? Any information will be greatly appreciated for my technical presentation. YIC

It may not have been an accident. Democrats were probably up to some kind of write in voter fraud over at that zoo. Obamy could have won the election because zoo animals were allowed to vote. Think about everybody against Mitt Romney: Big Bird, Black Panthers, etc; all these PETA animal types. Makes sense as zoo animals have as much sense and knowledge about politics and economics as black people. Maybe there was a gunman who didn't want Mr. Hutchins to see what was going on at that zoo if he made it all the way. I smell a conspiracy.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings from ATLAH Worldwide Ministries

My 'Big Rig' has years of hard service on it. So there are times when I have to make do with other methods of getting a job done. All that matters to Jesus is coming to fruition. It may not always be pretty but getting the job done is all that matters. Once the mess is cleaned up, I move on to the next one.
Jesus is my saddle buddy.