Greetings from ATLAH Worldwide Ministries

[Rev. Jamar D. Dodson]

Greetings to the Landover Baptist Church Forums

Good day and God bless! Praise Jesus!!!

Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Right Honorable MostReverend Dr. Jamar DeMarcus Dodson III Jr., PhD. I am a minister with ATLAHWorldwide Ministries. I am a missionary to the Greater Kansas City area; a shepherdto the black sheep of Kansas City, both Missouri and Kansas. A one hundred and thirty eight thousand flockof lost, lazy, ignorant, dishonorable black degenerate lowlifes hell-bent ondestroying everything they touch and leeching off of productive citizens likeyou and me.

My church, my true church, is The Blood of Jesus ATLAHWorldwide Missionary Church in ATLAH, New York: The heart of Harlem. I do visitother churches throughout the Kansas City Metropolitan area and sometimes Ispeak and a lot of times I'm asked to never return.I've been threatened, attacked and even spit on. But the Lord's Work must bedone.

"Blessed are they which are persecuted forrighteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, whenmen shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evilagainst you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great isyour reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were beforeyou." -- Matthew 5: 10-12

Black people don'twant to hear the Truth. They don't want to hear it. They don't want to admit whatis before their own eyes; what is festering in their own hearts. The black manis too busy blaming whitey for his own inadequacies. He doesn't want to work, take care of hiskids, honor the mother of his children, clean his neighborhood or even take abath. He just wants to blame whitey, curse whitey and the whole time taking acheck from that long legged mac daddy kenyan pimp Barry Obama paid for by none other thanwhitey. Disgusting!! You start telling a black man the Truth and he wants tokill you. KILL YOU!!!

"For the heart of this people is waxed gross, and theirears are dull of hearing, and their eyes have they closed; lest they should seewith their eyes, and hear with their ears, and understand with their heart, andshould be converted, and I should heal them." -- Acts 28: 27

But The Lord is MY shepherd and He guides and protects me.Praise Him!!!

I'd say the Good Book is too good to have a favorite verse.There is a verse for all occasions. In these times of social reform (or shouldI say deform) and with this anti-Christ Muslim homosexual rallying all stupid ignorant black folk and theseso-called white liberals, with their crazy white guilt, to declare war againstGod Almighty and turn America into a godless cesspool like Liberia, I favor thefollowing verse during these times because God hates socialism. Let me say itagain. GOD HATES SOCIALISMS!!! It is anti-Bible.

Matthew 25
[14] For the kingdom of heaven is as a man travellinginto a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them hisgoods.
[15] And unto one he gave five talents, to another two, and to anotherone; to every man according to his several ability; and straightway took hisjourney.
[16] Then he that had received the five talents went and traded with thesame, and made them other five talents.
[17] And likewise he that had received two, he also gained other two.
[18] But he that had received one went and digged in the earth, and hidhis lord's money.
[19] After a long time the lord of those servants cometh, and reckonethwith them.
[20] And so he that had received five talents came and brought otherfive talents, saying, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me five talents: behold, Ihave gained beside them five talents more.
[21] His lord said unto him, Well done, thou good and faithful servant:thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over manythings: enter thou into the joy of thy lord.
[22] He also that had received two talents came and said, Lord, thoudeliveredst unto me two talents: behold, I have gained two other talents besidethem.
[23] His lord said unto him, Well done, good and faithful servant; thouhast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things:enter thou into the joy of thy lord.
[24] Then he which had received the one talent came and said, Lord, Iknew thee that thou art an hard man, reaping where thou hast not sown, andgathering where thou hast not strawed:
[25] And I was afraid, and went and hid thy talent in the earth: lo,there thou hast that is thine.
[26] His lord answered and said unto him, Thou wicked and slothfulservant, thou knewest that I reap where I sowed not, and gather where I havenot strawed:
[27] Thou oughtest therefore to have put my money to the exchangers, andthen at my coming I should have received mine own with usury.
[28] Take therefore the talent from him, and give it unto him which hathten talents.
[29] For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall haveabundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which hehath.
[30] And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: thereshall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Jesus loves the investors, the money makers, the earners, the businessmen, theproviders, the workers, and the diligent. Jesus does not like lazy lowlife lechersand moochers. Jesus said, and I'm paraphrasing, "To hell with you, unproductive 47 percenters! I will take what little you have in taxes and give it to the job creators in the form of tax cuts!!!" Jesus took the money from the poorest and gave it to the riches becausethe poor man wasn't doing anything with it. He wasn't contributing. He was worthless. Any true Christian would understand thisparable. Rush Limbaugh understands it. Bill O'Reily understands it. The lovelyAnn coulter understands it. Heck, the inbreed hicks in Arkansas understood it. EvenMitt Mormon Romney, a magic underwear wearing cultist who is actually crazyenough to name his own son "Tagg", understood this parable. Barry theMac Daddy Obama calls himself a Christian and he blatantly, deliberately and spitefullyignores the parables of Jesus. I say again,

"For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and heshall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken awayeven that he hath. Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeingsee not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand." --Matthew 13:12-13

I could go on for days about that Kenyan homosexual, but Ishould move on.

How did I find Jesus? I'm not going to go into details atthis time. I'm not ashamed of my past, but we'll have plenty of time to get toknow each other better I'm sure. Long story short: I was a black, lazy,unmotivated fool. Like many black men I thought I was entitled. That the whiteman was keeping me down. I heard one of Pastor Manning's sermons and I couldn'thelp but take it to heart. I went to sleep that night and had a dream; a verypersonal dream. Jesus showed me the way andI followed his directions. And now I am healed. It wasn't easy, it wasn't quickand it wasn't a good time, but I was saved. PRAISE JESUS!!! Now all my timesare good times. PRAISE HIM AGAIN!!!

"Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; butthe wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but thewise shall understand." -- Daniel 12:10

Can I get an Amen?

Yours truly,
Rev. Dr. Jamar DeMarcus Dodson Jr. III

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Can I get an Amen?

Amen, friend. Amen. It is good to meet a Negro who has repented of his ancestral sins and stepped into the scathing light of Jesus to be baptized and reborn. All too often we get uppity jigs tapdancing their way in here trying to vote us out of a Big Government handout. Have you thought about changing your name to something more proper like Matthew, or Levi, instead of that unpronounceable jive talk?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Welcome, Reverend!

How exciting and dangerous it must be to work with the inner-city negroes. I wonder, have you heard of our Ex-Negro Ministry? Perhaps your community would work with ours in offering Salvation to the Sons of Ham. We also have a Sponsor the Niglet program that is very popular around here. We are nothing if not a compassionate bunch!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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AMEN!!!

My Grandma Beulah went to a colored church, and I went with her a couple of times. I like the way you people dance and sing, but I could never get over the aroma (no offense). It was like a cross between hair pomade and chitlins.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pim Pendergast]

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Welcome, Reverend. It's refreshing to see a sincere introduction on these forums. Are you married? Do you have children?

[John North]

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Amen and welcome

Apart from the creepy avatar, one of the best introductions in a long time.

You say you’re a missionary. What kind of weapons do use if the brutes become to hostile?

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Rev. Dodson. I heard one of your sermons when I was stuck in town, making a delivery to the local zoo when I blew a seal. It was an experience I'll never forget and look forward to the next opportunity.

[VictoryOS]

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Welcome to the Landover Baptist forums, Reverend! I hope you'll excuse me if I keep my distance at first. There have been problems in the past with colored men trying to put their hands all over me. I'm sure you understand as you seem exceptionally smart for a negro.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome aboard, Reverend Jamar! How many babies has your little white girlfriend given you?

[Rev. Jamar D. Dodson]

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Amen, friend. Amen. It is good to meet a Negro who has repented of his ancestral sins and stepped into the scathing light of Jesus to be baptized and reborn. All too often we get uppity jigs tapdancing their way in here trying to vote us out of a Big Government handout. Have you thought about changing your name to something more proper like Matthew, or Levi, instead of that unpronounceable jive talk?

Ancestral sins? Black people have more than enough present sins right here and now. Everywhere you turn negroes are juking and jiving, hustling and tussling and smoking and doping. They don't have any sense. They don't know any better. They want to take away Big government handouts to those who will use it best so they can spend it on bling, Nikes and dope. They want to take money from the same people whose tireless generousity permits themto live in the first place. Black people would be cooking each other in pots in the middle of Central Park if not for the white man. They need to be walking up to every white man and saying, "THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU FOR BUYING UP MY ANCESTORS OUT OFAFRICA!!!"

Welcome, Reverend!

How exciting and dangerous it must be to work with the inner-city negroes. I wonder, have you heard of our Ex-Negro Ministry? Perhaps your community would work with ours in offering Salvation to the Sons of Ham. We also have a Sponsor the Niglet program that is very popular around here. We are nothing if not a compassionate bunch!

I must congratulate your church on your efforts to bring Jesus into the hearts the negro. Because only God can fix the mess they have made for themselves. No amount of money, affirmitive action, food stamps or basketball skill can help the black man understand the world. Trying to reason with a black man without Jesus is like trying to explain social economics to a baboon. You are a very compassionate bunch. More compassionate then any so-called liberal progressive integrationist I've ever had the bad luck to run across.

AMEN!!!

My Grandma Beulah went to a colored church, and I went with her a couple of times. I like the way you people dance and sing, but I could never get over the aroma (no offense). It was like a cross between hair pomade and chitlins.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

No offense taken. The aroma of negro hair products can take white folks by surprise. One thing you have to understand is that the black woman hates herself and wants to be white. All black people want to be anything but black. But the black woman, with her nappy hair, get's it worse. She has to put all these chemicals in her hair to straighten it and keep it straight. Only Jesus can inspire a black woman to love herself and her naturally nappy hair which God undoubtly gave her for a reason. Probably something to do with manual labor. Anywho, they have to get right with God first.


Yours truly,
Rev. Dr. Jamar DeMarcus Dodson Jr. III

[Rev. Jamar D. Dodson]

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Welcome, Reverend. It's refreshing to see a sincere introduction on these forums. Are you married? Do you have children?

I was involved with a woman at one time, but we had no kids. Like most black men marriage was the last thing I was looking for. I was living in sin with this jewish woman who looked more like a mexican. But that's neither here or there. The saying goes: You can lead a horse to water, but you can make it drink. Especially not with the domestic laws we have in this country. Me and her didn't see eye to eye on the situation of black people. Can you believe she dreaded the idea of raising a child with me? She actually said that. Here I am a man of God trying to knock some sense into her blind, deaf and ignorant self and she has the nerve to call me an "Uncle Tom". If you have ever heard a New York jewish girl gripe and moan you'd know my ears were bleeding some nights. And to top it all off she stated that I'm racist! Now the truth is racist? Typical liberal ploy whenever the right says anything about the blacks. It just goes to show you where this country is headed when statistics, math and the prison census "bez raciss". New York liberal progressive jews pose one of the greatest threats to black people today.

Amen and welcome

Apart from the creepy avatar, one of the best introductions in a long time.

You say you’re a missionary. What kind of weapons do use if the brutes become to hostile?

Typical armaments any missionary would take to a hostile territory: mace, tazers, tazer guns and one egghead has a homemade shock baton. And guns, of course. But not everyone has a concealed carry permit. I know one guy has a Kel-tec PF-9. Me? I carry a Walther P99.

Not sure what you mean by creepy avatar. You think I look creepy?

Welcome to the Landover Baptist forums, Reverend! I hope you'll excuse me if I keep my distance at first. There have been problems in the past with colored men trying to put their hands all over me. I'm sure you understand as you seem exceptionally smart for a negro.

Of course, sister. Although I am not one of them I do wear this coffee mocha skin and society tends to consider me racially black. So I understand your caution. Perfectly understandable. Anywhere else and blacks would be bused to the closest border point. The chinese won't put up with them. The Eygptians won't put up with them. The jews over in Israel were having female negro immigrants chemically neutered in secret to prevent them from popping out welfare babies. Only in white western societies do you find the tolerance, patience and kindness to put up with negroes and their monkey shines.

Pastor Manning says all that needs to be said about the change only Jesus can make in the heart of the black.

Yours truly,
Rev. Dr. Jamar DeMarcus Dodson Jr. III

[Faith_Machine]

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I was living in sin with this jewish woman...

Oh, this does sound bad! I'll bet you were doing a lot of sexual things that you really regret now. If you'd like to get anything off your chest, we're here to listen.

Please be as detailed as possible.

[Pim Pendergast]

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I was involved with a woman at one time, but we had no kids. Like most black men marriage was the last thing I was looking for. I was living in sin with this jewish woman who looked more like a mexican. But that's neither here or there. The saying goes: You can lead a horse to water, but you can make it drink. Especially not with the domestic laws we have in this country. Me and her didn't see eye to eye on the situation of black people. Can you believe she dreaded the idea of raising a child with me? She actually said that. Here I am a man of God trying to knock some sense into her blind, deaf and ignorant self and she has the nerve to call me an "Uncle Tom". If you have ever heard a New York jewish girl gripe and moan you'd know my ears were bleeding some nights. And to top it all off she stated that I'm racist! Now the truth is racist? Typical liberal ploy whenever the right says anything about the blacks. It just goes to show you where this country is headed when statistics, math and the prison census "bez raciss". New York liberal progressive jews pose one of the greatest threats to black people today.

Okay, so that relationship was a bad idea. God tells us not to be unevenly yoked with unbelievers (2 Cor 6:14). But don't you consider it a Christian man's duty to be fruitful and multiply (Gen 1:28) and to have many arrows in his quiver (Ps 127:3-5)? Aren't you afraid that like so many others of your kind, you might burn with passion (1 Cor 7:9) and fall into sin? Or do you consider yourself a eunuch for the kingdom of heaven's sake (Mat 19:12)?

Cool signature, btw! It's really good to have you on the forum. Once again:

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I must congratulate your church on your efforts to bring Jesus into the hearts the negro. Because only God can fix the mess they have made for themselves. No amount of money, affirmitive action, food stamps or basketball skill can help the black man understand the world. Trying to reason with a black man without Jesus is like trying to explain social economics to a baboon. You are a very compassionate bunch. More compassionate then any so-called liberal progressive integrationist I've ever had the bad luck to run across.

How very astute of you to notice! It's true, the LORD has blessed us with the Fruits of the Spirit (Galatians 5:22-23) in abundance!