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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #16
    Re: Howdy.

    Originally posted by Views_Change View Post
    Are you gay?
    No, I am not gay but I have a few gay friends. I doubt this makes me a sinner.
    This is the part of your post that concerns me. Your doubt is understandable, though, as I'm sure you have thoughts about the inappropriateness of these friendships. You sure came to the right place.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Don the Baptist
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2008
      • 480

      #17
      Re: Howdy.

      Originally posted by Views_Change View Post
      Are you Christian?
      Yes, I am a Christian, however, I'm not an extremist like many of you who take the Bible to a literal understanding.

      Are you gay?
      No, I am not gay but I have a few gay friends. I doubt this makes me a sinner.
      So you are one of them newfangled lukewarm Christians that Jesus hates, huh? Please turn with me in your KJV to:

      Revelation 3.16: So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

      See - Jesus shall spue thee out of his mouth, and believe me you buddy then you have had it - straight to hell for you. No pass and go, no $200 just staight to the unquenchable lake of fire and rabid bunnies gnawing at your eyes and digits!

      Apparently you are queer by association, seeing as to how you enjoy the company of queers.

      You should consider turning from your homerism and lukewarm Christianity and accept Jesus, can I pray with you?
      Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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      • Dancing With Myself
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2008
        • 122

        #18
        Re: Howdy.

        Originally posted by Don the Baptist View Post
        So you are one of them newfangled lukewarm Christians that Jesus hates, huh? Please turn with me in your KJV to:

        Revelation 3.16: So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

        See - Jesus shall spue thee out of his mouth, and believe me you buddy then you have had it - straight to hell for you. No pass and go, no $200 just staight to the unquenchable lake of fire and rabid bunnies gnawing at your eyes and digits!


        Thank you for proving my point about extremists.



        Apparently you are queer by association, seeing as to how you enjoy the company of queers.

        You should consider turning from your homerism and lukewarm Christianity and accept Jesus, can I pray with you?
        Just because I have a couple of gay friends, doesn't make me gay. Heck, I even date women. Being gay is not a disease, it's something you are born with most of the time. I can probably scientifically prove you wrong even!

        Gay men have too much of the Estrogen hormonewhile Lesbians have too much of the Testosterone. Who the heck doesn't know that by now, we live in the 20th century GOSH! GENTLEMEN!

        Propaganda is pretty gay, you know?

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        • Dancing With Myself
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2008
          • 122

          #19
          Re: Howdy.

          I would just like to point out that I meant to say 21st century.

          Typo.

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #20
            Re: Howdy.

            Originally posted by Views_Change View Post
            I believe the bible was left open to interpretation and not to be looked at literally, as mentioned above in my introduction. Yes, I do believe in Jesus and God but I think the meaning to the stories in the Bible are more important then the stories themselves.
            Would you care to explain a few of the meanings you find in these stories? Consider the story of Noah, where God wiped out 99% of the world's population - what would you say is the meaning there?
            Originally posted by Views_Change View Post
            Simply put, with the current environment I live in where there is 1 religious person out of 50, I try to my best to stick to what the bible says and learn from the given life lessons.
            Do you accept that the other 49 people are going to Hell? If not, what makes you think they can get into Heaven without accepting Christ?

            Originally posted by Views_Change View Post
            Thank you for proving my point about extremists.
            What point? That we follow God's word?
            Just because I have a couple of gay friends, doesn't make me gay. Heck, I even date women. Being gay is not a disease, it's something you are born with most of the time.
            That's just a myth spread by the homosexual pedophile lobby to legitimise the buggering of little boys, because they're "gay already." What about Ted Haggard? If he can give up sodomy, why can't the rest of them?
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • yogurt
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • May 2008
              • 122

              #21
              Re: Howdy.

              Views change do you like Rush? you know because you come from Canada. I have many Gay, Indian, Jewish, Muslim friends.

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              • Dancing With Myself
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2008
                • 122

                #22
                Re: Howdy.

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                Would you care to explain a few of the meanings you find in these stories? Consider the story of Noah, where God wiped out 99% of the world's population - what would you say is the meaning there?
                No.

                What point? That we follow God's word?
                That point is that you take everything in the bible at a literal sense which is a bit too extreme for me.


                That's just a myth spread by the homosexual pedophile lobby to legitimise the buggering of little boys, because they're "gay already.
                If it's not scientifically proven, and doesn't involve the bible, then you have no proof to back up this statement. Open any Science Text book about gays and you will see that they have actual evidence about their hormones being different. Trust me, I studied this last year.

                GENTLEMEN!

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #23
                  Re: Howdy.

                  Originally posted by Views_Change View Post
                  No.
                  You claim there's no meaning in the Bible? Or are you too scared to even try and defend your nonsensical views?
                  That point is that you take everything in the bible at a literal sense which is a bit too extreme for me.
                  So when Jesus said "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me", He didn't mean it literally, and He actually meant "It's fine and dandy to be a queer, now have some mescaline, son"? Is that what you're trying to tell us?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Dancing With Myself
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 122

                    #24
                    Re: Howdy.

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    You claim there's no meaning in the Bible? Or are you too scared to even try and defend your nonsensical views?
                    I love how you guys keep going from one end to the other.

                    Yes, I do think there is meaning in the bible.

                    No, I don't think the bible is 100% right about everything.
                    Last edited by WilliamJenningsBryan; 05-02-2008, 01:25 AM. Reason: fixed quote

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #25
                      Re: Howdy.

                      Originally posted by Views_Change View Post
                      Yes, I do think there is meaning in the bible.

                      No, I don't think the bible is 100% right about everything.
                      Would you care to give an example of where you think God is wrong, you abominable heretic?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Dancing With Myself
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 122

                        #26
                        Re: Howdy.

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        Would you care to give an example of where you think God is wrong, you abominable heretic?
                        Off the top of my head,

                        The part where it says that you can't interpret anything to your own understanding.

                        That's just an example.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #27
                          Re: Howdy.

                          Originally posted by Views_Change View Post
                          Off the top of my head,

                          The part where it says that you can't interpret anything to your own understanding.

                          That's just an example.

                          So you are claiming that you know more than God.

                          That's blasphemey, buster.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Dancing With Myself
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 122

                            #28
                            Re: Howdy.

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            So you are claiming that you know more than God.

                            That's blasphemey, buster.
                            No. I don't see me posting anywhere that I am above God. Although, seeing as the bible was written over 2,000 years ago... Man tends to make mistakes along the way of translating it.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #29
                              Re: Howdy.

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              Would you care to give an example of where you think God is wrong, you abominable heretic?
                              Originally posted by Views_Change View Post
                              Off the top of my head,

                              The part where it says that you can't interpret anything to your own understanding.

                              That's just an example.


                              Originally posted by Views_Change View Post
                              No. I don't see me posting anywhere that I am above God. Although, seeing as the bible was written over 2,000 years ago... Man tends to make mistakes along the way of translating it.
                              You are so pathetic as to lie about your own posts? You clearly said that you believe God is wrong in the highlighted post above.

                              Contrary to what they teach in your false Christian church, God is not mistaken, and the Holy KJV1611 Bible is His literal and True Word.

                              Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

                              Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

                              James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all


                              Humans make plenty of mistakes. The Bible says we are vile sinners according to God, and we all richly deserve eternal damnation. Only through the cleansing blood of Christ can that fate be avoided. That you nit-pick and twist God's Holy Word is testament to the fact that you are nothing but a wad of unsaved scum in the loving eyes of Christ.

                              2 Peter 1:20: Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

                              The story of how God gave us the one true Bible can be found HERE in a format that even a cannuck might understand.

                              God does not make mistakes. He corrects them.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • BrotherBob
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • May 2008
                                • 5

                                #30
                                Re: Howdy.

                                Look at this miscreants location! Quebec!

                                No wonder. He's a damned Huguenot frog!

                                Pouvez vous dire feu d'enfer, pirate d'âne?
                                BrotherBob MacAlister
                                Fruitland A&M (Maryland)
                                School of Divinity

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