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  • #16
    Re: Unsaved Trash

    Originally posted by JudgeNot! View Post
    My behind is starting to heal, praise God! Thankfully he did not want to do "it" very often. I don't think I have the AIDS as the blood test came back negative.

    When God deems the time to be right, I hope to find a REAL Christian husband someday.
    I can't imagine a True Christian™ would take on a gay wife. That would be quite the charitable act, I'm sure.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #17
      Re: Unsaved Trash

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      I can't imagine a True Christian™ would take on a gay wife. That would be quite the charitable act, I'm sure.
      She's gay? But she got married? I don't understand how could possibly work.

      What kind of state allows that?

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #18
        Re: Unsaved Trash

        Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
        She's gay? But she got married? I don't understand how could possibly work.

        What kind of state allows that?

        YIC
        Aren't they so sneaky, though? They'll marry normal people just to be vindictive.

        Here is a video revealing the Gay Agenda's Ultimate Plan:

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #19
          Re: Unsaved Trash

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          I can't imagine a True Christian™ would take on a gay wife. That would be quite the charitable act, I'm sure.
          Dear Sister Mary - I assure you, I am not gay! Although I am dreadfully ashamed that my homer husband did anal sex on me, I was also confused because I was taught to never disobey my husband. Caught between a rock and a hard place, so to speak.

          With Jesus' help, I hope to overcome my past sinful ways. I know I must have done something horrible to displease Him, for me to have turned my husband into a gay. If God sees fit, I would like more than anything to find a manly husband whom I can obey and with whom I can procreate children to serve the Lord (only after becoming a True Christian, of course).

          I fear I have a long and rocky road ahead of me.
          "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord." - Ephesians 5:22

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          • #20
            Re: Unsaved Trash

            Originally posted by JudgeNot! View Post
            Dear Sister Mary - I assure you, I am not gay! Although I am dreadfully ashamed that my homer husband did anal sex on me, I was also confused because I was taught to never disobey my husband. Caught between a rock and a hard place, so to speak.

            With Jesus' help, I hope to overcome my past sinful ways. I know I must have done something horrible to displease Him, for me to have turned my husband into a gay. If God sees fit, I would like more than anything to find a manly husband whom I can obey and with whom I can procreate children to serve the Lord (only after becoming a True Christian, of course).

            I fear I have a long and rocky road ahead of me.
            Be sure to talk to your Pastor so that he can arrange with your father a more fitting marriage.

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #21
              Re: Unsaved Trash

              Originally posted by JudgeNot! View Post

              I fear I have a long and rocky road ahead of me.
              That's my favorite!










              Tammi


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              He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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              • #22
                Re: Unsaved Trash

                Originally posted by JudgeNot! View Post
                Dear Sister Mary - I assure you, I am not gay!
                Dear, you had gay sex. Ergo, you are gay.

                Originally posted by JudgeNot! View Post
                Although I am dreadfully ashamed that my homer husband did anal sex on me, I was also confused because I was taught to never disobey my husband. Caught between a rock and a hard place, so to speak.
                Who taught you to marry a gay man?

                Originally posted by JudgeNot! View Post
                With Jesus' help, I hope to overcome my past sinful ways. I know I must have done something horrible to displease Him, for me to have turned my husband into a gay. If God sees fit, I would like more than anything to find a manly husband whom I can obey and with whom I can procreate children to serve the Lord (only after becoming a True Christian, of course).

                I fear I have a long and rocky road ahead of me.
                I don't know what you mean by "overcome" your past. The only thing I can think of is you need to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior (Romans 10:9), be obedient unto His every command (Matthew 7:21), and only then will the Good LORD forget what you've done. You can think of it as Holy Dementia in your favor. (Isaiah 43:25)
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #23
                  Re: Unsaved Trash

                  Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
                  That's my favorite!










                  Tammi
                  ... Praise Jesus for your gift of levity, Sister Tammi!
                  "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord." - Ephesians 5:22

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                  • #24
                    Re: Unsaved Trash

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    The only thing I can think of is you need to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior (Romans 10:9), be obedient unto His every command (Matthew 7:21), and only then will the Good LORD forget what you've done. You can think of it as Holy Dementia in your favor. (Isaiah 43:25)
                    Amen, Sister!!
                    "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord." - Ephesians 5:22

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