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  • Jasper V
    Unsaved trash, suspected swedish meatball
    • Nov 2012
    • 15

    #1

    Hello, Jasper here

    Alright,, what should Start with.

    My name is Jasper and first of all I suspect Im not a spearchucker.
    I am lutheran and I do live in the much dreaded Finland. I'd love to share my favorite bibleverse but first of all 1. Can't translate finnish bibleverses into their english counterparts. 2. Im not sure we have bibles in Finland 3. I had my own but someone stole it because they're much more valuable trading tools in Finland than squirrel pelts.
    I truly Found Faith when I was younger and me and my wife had awful swedish neighbours (unbelieving people who drank and kept having parties everynight allnight). I prayed god he will show them that their way is wrong and right on the next summer a lightningstorm struckt down a tree that crashed through their roof. for all I know my prayers had been answered.

    Ps. We in Finland believe it is the Swedish people God hates not Finnish.
    John 12:25 He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.
  • Holyfield
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2011
    • 245

    #2
    Re: Hello, Jasper here

    The only Bible that you will ever need can be downloaded for free. Now start posting verses!

    Originally posted by Jasper V View Post
    ...the next summer a lightningstorm struckt down a tree that crashed through their roof. for all I know my prayers had been answered..
    Obviously your neighbours brought that upon themselves. Why do you think the Lord's righteous smiting had anything to do with your prayers?

    Originally posted by Jasper V View Post
    Ps. We in Finland believe it is the Swedish people God hates not Finnish.
    God hates Finland too!

    How many sons do you have?
    Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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    • Jasper V
      Unsaved trash, suspected swedish meatball
      • Nov 2012
      • 15

      #3
      Re: Hello, Jasper here

      I have only been blessed with 1 son and 6 daughters.. It is not the way I wanted it to be..
      John 12:25 He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.

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      • Jasper V
        Unsaved trash, suspected swedish meatball
        • Nov 2012
        • 15

        #4
        Re: Hello, Jasper here

        Maybe your right.. I have to think this through again.
        It matters not if God heard me or not in this particular case, I have no more swedish neighbours.
        Righteous fury, they had it coming.

        J
        John 12:25 He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.

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        • Jasper V
          Unsaved trash, suspected swedish meatball
          • Nov 2012
          • 15

          #5
          Re: Hello, Jasper here

          ''Therefore I will wail and howl, I will go stripped and naked: I will make a wailing like the dragons, and mourning as the owls. (Micah 1:8)''
          John 12:25 He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.

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          • Pim Pendergast
            PHD - Theophysicist
            Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2012
            • 3103

            #6
            Re: Hello, Jasper here

            Well, Jasper, as Holyfield said, you can download the Bible, or you can view it online. I suggest you start reading immediately. Your soul is in danger of hell . You don't need a Bible in Finnish. The 1611 KJV is all you need. You decided on a favorite verse very quickly. An odd choice. What is it about that verse you like so much?

            You claim to have found faith, but if you don't even have a Bible, I have to ask, What is it you have faith in? Clearly not God.

            I see you're a Lutheran. Are there no Baptist churches in Finland?
            sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

            Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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            • Jasper V
              Unsaved trash, suspected swedish meatball
              • Nov 2012
              • 15

              #7
              Re: Hello, Jasper here

              I am only namely lutheran. It seems if I have the internet connection I can always get to the bible pages then. Thank you for information.

              There are baptists here in Finland, though haven't seen any up here in the northern region.
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              Maybe I copied that verse with a bit too much haste. There was just something in it that felt good. I'll look for more in the bible.

              My faith is in the old man up there sitting on a edge of the cloud. The one that shoots lightning bolts whenever he feels like it. Maybe not the best description but God could do that all, and much more.

              With all regards: J
              John 12:25 He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.

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              • Jasper V
                Unsaved trash, suspected swedish meatball
                • Nov 2012
                • 15

                #8
                Re: Hello, Jasper here

                And for more introduction I forgot to say for my defense I am not completely finnish as in fact my family is originally from Australia, altough I am not quite sure is that for the better or worse.


                What can I do to overcome my unchristian bloodlines? I seek for more guidance. I have sought information from the bible, but I am yet too blind to find salvation.

                As you might know we in Finland have among the highest suicide ratings in the world, I do believe it is due to our satanic inheritance and belief in old false mythologies/idols. Having grown in such an unGodful snowforest full of reindeers and snowshamans leaves it's mark on a man.

                ''And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. (Revelation 9:6)''

                I found something absolute in these words, and the fear of God strikes me hard.

                J
                John 12:25 He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Hello, Jasper here

                  Lutherans are false Christians and as such are hellbound. Read THIS and repent.

                  If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                  If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                  You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                  Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Jasper V
                    Unsaved trash, suspected swedish meatball
                    • Nov 2012
                    • 15

                    #10
                    Re: Hello, Jasper here

                    All Swedish people are lutherans but not all lutherans are Swedish. They are more satanistic subrace of already tainted people.
                    I'll go out of my house when the I can clear the snow that is blocking my doorway, and when I do I'll be on my way to the nearest lutheran church to resign myself from that form of satanism.

                    Finding your forums might be the only chance of salvation for the man of north. I'll print the true bible and go for a long walk on the forests with a printed version on my hands, perhaps there I will begin to understand how the world truly functions. I'll leave in few hours and be back aprox. in few hours, it'd so cold there my hands would freeze otherwise.

                    With all regards: J
                    John 12:25 He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.

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