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  • #1

    Scottish Retard?

    As I'm sure you can see, I am now known on this site as a Scottish Retard. Naturally I have a problem with this as I am in no way Scottish. I'm English, you can trace my ancestors back hundreds of years and all were from England. England used to be God's favourite country so I'm sure you can see why I would prefer to be known as an English Retard. Could someone please rectify this error, or tell me who to contact?

    Many thanks
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    Re: Scottish Retard?

    1 Samuel 16:7 But the LORD said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart.

    Can you honestly say you have no Scot ancestors? To ten generations? One of them might have offended God by being born out of wedlock or being lame or having anal sex. Hardly surprising in Scotland where the men all yearn to wear skirts.

    Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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    • #3
      Re: Scottish Retard?

      Originally posted by Valkyre View Post
      As I'm sure you can see, I am now known on this site as a Scottish Retard. Naturally I have a problem with this as I am in no way Scottish. I'm English, you can trace my ancestors back hundreds of years and all were from England. England used to be God's favourite country so I'm sure you can see why I would prefer to be known as an English Retard. Could someone please rectify this error, or tell me who to contact?

      Many thanks
      This is just silly. I really don't care what the difference between "Great Britain" and "the UK" is. You ethnics are always pushing your culture down our throats. The internet is considered American waters. You will obey our customs here.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • #4
        Re: Scottish Retard?

        Is it really more offensive to be called scotch than english? I did not know that. I guess I always thought of them as equally disgusting.
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        • #5
          Re: Scottish Retard?

          Originally posted by Valkyre View Post
          As I'm sure you can see, I am now known on this site as a Scottish Retard. Naturally I have a problem with this as I am in no way Scottish. I'm English, you can trace my ancestors back hundreds of years and all were from England. England used to be God's favourite country so I'm sure you can see why I would prefer to be known as an English Retard. Could someone please rectify this error, or tell me who to contact?

          Many thanks
          Simply accept the compliment. A Scottish retard is the equivalent of an English genuis.

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          • #6
            Re: Scottish Retard?

            Originally posted by Steve View Post
            Simply accept the compliment. A Scottish retard is the equivalent of an English genuis.

            Sad but true. The amount of liberal intellectualism, temperance and lack of drug and alcohol dependency in the Scotch puts the English to shame.

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #7
              Re: Scottish Retard?

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              Is it really more offensive to be called scotch than english? I did not know that. I guess I always thought of them as equally disgusting.
              Stir the bitter cup I have to daily drink, brother.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • #8
                Re: Scottish Retard?

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                Can you honestly say you have no Scot ancestors? To ten generations? One of them might have offended God by being born out of wedlock or being lame or having anal sex. Hardly surprising in Scotland where the men all yearn to wear skirts
                I can honestly say that I am not descended from the Scottish. I've so far traced back 15 generations of my family and all were English on all sides. I have their marriage certificates and the date of all their childrens births and deaths. So none were born out of wedlock. I also have all the census, none were declared as lame or in anyway mentally deficient. All the men that survived married women and I have no reason whatsoever to believe that any of them wore a skirt at any time.

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                • #9
                  Re: Scottish Retard?

                  English, scottish, irish, brit. All the same as far as any decent person considers.

                  You should be more concerned with your presonal relationship with God is and not all this name calling. Tell, what have you done for Jesus today?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Scottish Retard?

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    English, scottish, irish, brit. All the same as far as any decent person considers...
                    At least she's not Welsh, amirite?

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                    • #11
                      Re: Scottish Retard?

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      At least she's not Welsh, amirite?
                      You certainly are, the welches are all cheaters.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Scottish Retard?

                        Scottish retard? Now there's a question that can be always answered with "Yes."

                        What springs to mind when one thinks of Scotland?
                        Red-haired men in skirts speaking an unintelligible language? Yes
                        Incredible meanness? Yes.
                        The Poems of James MacGonagall? Yes.
                        Toothless drunks? Yes.
                        Fried Mars Bars? Yes
                        Luke-warm weak porridge? Yes

                        Scottish retard? Yes.
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                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Scottish Retard?

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Scottish retard? Now there's a question that can be always answered with "Yes."

                          What springs to mind when one thinks of Scotland?
                          Red-haired men in skirts speaking an unintelligible language? Yes
                          Incredible meanness? Yes.
                          The Poems of James MacGonagall? Yes.
                          Toothless drunks? Yes.
                          Fried Mars Bars? Yes
                          Luke-warm weak porridge? Yes
                          I would like to add those fleshlights they make of haggis to that list. Apart from that, an excellent summary.
                          Stop whining
                          (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                          (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                          (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                          (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                          • #14
                            Re: Scottish Retard?

                            I am very disappointed. My husband allows me to use the internet very rarely, and only when I have done an exceptional job of preparing a meal or scrubbing the floor. Now, on my special day, I open the internet and what do I see but Scotch retardeds being allowed to spew hatred and racism on God's favorite website.

                            You have no idea how much this hurts.

                            (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
                            1 Corinthians 11:3
                            But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Scottish Retard?

                              Since mom is crying and the computer is still on, and there are Scotch retardeds in the thread, I thought I would just explain my future platform on immigration from the Abomination of Desolation that is Europistan.

                              Since Europeans have all converted to Islam since 9-11, there is really no place for them in a Christian society. But we did allow the Irish to come over as indentured servants, and they did a lot of work, for Irish.

                              If the Scotch are willing to put down the bottle and change into some pants, there should be no problem with them functioning as slaves and indentured servants for life in God's country America. If they are caught raping the livestock however, God and my dad will be very angry. And since I will be President I guess I will be very angry too.

                              Perhaps I will invade Scotchland and put a stop to all this sheep rape once and for all, by putting every Scotchman in solitary confinement so the sheep can finally graze in peace. Then they will just have to rape themselves I guess.
                              Favorite son of Billy Bob Jenkins, being groomed to lead the Republican party from the WHITE House.

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