[Valkyre]

Re: Scottish Retard?

Please excuse me but I am at a wedding for two decent Christians who are devoting themselves to each other in the name of Christ.

The deserve my attention more than some God mocking satanist whore. You make me sick.

All the best.

I wish the very best for the happy couple, Dr Niles.

No it's not. Your religion is a figment of your imagination. Yours is naught but a compilation of historical ideas and modern philosophy mixed with psychotic ramblings and retarded ideology. You think you know the mind of God because you think you know your mind, and you imagine there must be conformity. You're doing nothing but projecting your moral code on an imaginary deity. This is not what we do. Not even a little.

Nethertheless it is a registered religion, no matter what you think it is. Interesting that you suddenly consider Satan to be imaginary... I don't know the mind of God, I've never said that I do to my knowledge. I didn't project my morals onto Satan, he projected them onto me and they just happened to be the same. I'm glad you don't just project your morals onto a deity, you have faith and are good people, I respect that and what you do.

Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.

Thank you for making Hell sound even more appealing, it really does sound like a lot of fun and I look forward to it if it is how you describe. Hmm if Satan rapes me does that mean I have to marry him? Interesting thought, I'd of course say yes. Nothing could possibly make me happier. I apologize if you feel that I am in anyway mocking your religion of what you do. I haven't really felt that you have tried to save my soul in any way, although according to one thread I don't have one in the first place, so all is good really.

[Valkyre]

Re: Scottish Retard?

Oh and it's Valkyre not Valerie

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Scottish Retard?

Thank you for making Hell sound even more appealing, it really does sound like a lot of fun and I look forward to it if it is how you describe. Hmm if Satan rapes me does that mean I have to marry him? Interesting thought, I'd of course say yes. Nothing could possibly make me happier. I apologize if you feel that I am in anyway mocking your religion of what you do. I haven't really felt that you have tried to save my soul in any way, although according to one thread I don't have one in the first place, so all is good really.

Please confine your weirdo satanic erotica to your cat-mutilating meetings.

YiC,

Zech

[Valkyre]

Re: Scottish Retard?

Please confine your weirdo satanic erotica to your cat-mutilating meetings.

YiC,

Zech

I thought you guys were all 'there's no such thing as animal abuse'. Not that it matters seeing as I would never harm any animal except for food and to protect myself, as it says in the Satanic Bible. It wasn't me who made up the weirdo satanic erotica anyway, I just said that it'd be fine with me if it happened.

[Pim Pendergast]

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Nethertheless it is a registered religion, no matter what you think it is. Interesting that you suddenly consider Satan to be imaginary... I don't know the mind of God, I've never said that I do to my knowledge. I didn't project my morals onto Satan, he projected them onto me and they just happened to be the same. I'm glad you don't just project your morals onto a deity, you have faith and are good people, I respect that and what you do.

What kind of satanist are you? I don't think you're Laveyan, because they use satan only as a metaphor. They claim he doesn't really exist. But you claimed to have been visited by satan personally. Yet you quote from the satanic bible, written by Anton Lavey in 1969. I'm confused. Either way, satanism is the least original religion in the world. Instead of inventing a new god, the concept of satan is taken directly from the Bible. By worshipping the satan of the Bible, you are acknowledging the truth of the Bible. Without our Bible, your religion wouldn't exist.

Thank you for making Hell sound even more appealing, it really does sound like a lot of fun and I look forward to it if it is how you describe. Hmm if Satan rapes me does that mean I have to marry him? Interesting thought, I'd of course say yes. Nothing could possibly make me happier.

No, you cannot marry Satan.

Mat 22:30 For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.


Those condemned to hell will be bodily resurrected on the Last Day (Acts 24:15). There will be no marriage after the resurrection. Angels don't marry, and demons are fallen angels.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I thought you guys were all 'there's no such thing as animal abuse'. Not that it matters seeing as I would never harm any animal except for food and to protect myself, as it says in the Satanic Bible. It wasn't me who made up the weirdo satanic erotica anyway, I just said that it'd be fine with me if it happened.

Cutting up an animal for no good reason is wasteful.



(John 6:12) "When they were filled, he said unto his disciples, Gather up the fragments that remain, that nothing be lost."

Of course the chinaman will eat cat meat, so I don't begrudge him that.

[Valkyre]

Re: Scottish Retard?

What kind of satanist are you? I don't think you're Laveyan, because they use satan only as a metaphor. They claim he doesn't really exist. But you claimed to have been visited by satan personally. Either way, satanism is the least original religion in the world. Instead of inventing a new god, the concept of satan is taken directly from the Bible. By worshipping the satan of the Bible, you are acknowledging the truth of the Bible. Without our Bible, your religion wouldn't exist.

I'm a Spirtual Satanist, basically the same as Laveyan but without the metaphor. To me the force described in the metaphor is a person. The two Satans are actually very different, it's the same name and that is all, the rest is completely different. It's not a reverse of your religion at all.

No, you cannot marry Satan.

Mat 22:30 For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.


Those condemned to hell will be bodily resurrected on the Last Day (Acts 24:15). There will be no marriage after the resurrection. Angels don't marry, and demons are fallen angels.

Shame, not that it matters much it'd just be nice. I'm perfectly happy just serving him, marriage itself isn't all that important to me

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Scottish Retard?

I'm a Spirtual Satanist, basically the same as Laveyan but without the metaphor. To me the force described in the metaphor is a person. The two Satans are actually very different, it's the same name and that is all, the rest is completely different. It's not a reverse of your religion at all.

This is confusing because Laveyan satanists are atheists and deny the existence of a real satan. Are you a theistic satanist? Do you believe in magick? I see the ultimate authority for your belief is your own imagination. You used the words "to me..." How much faith do you place on the satanic bible? You must only cherry pick from it if you reject some of Lavey's teachings. How do you decide which bits to believe?

[Valkyre]

Re: Scottish Retard?

This is confusing because Laveyan satanists are atheists and deny the existence of a real satan. Are you a theistic satanist? Do you believe in magick? I see the ultimate authority for your belief is your own imagination. You used the words "to me..." How much faith do you place on the satanic bible? You must only cherry pick from it if you reject some of Lavey's teachings. How do you decide which bits to believe?

I don't reject any of the teachings in the Satanic Bible, it all makes perfect sense. I do believe in Magic, 'People who spell Magic with a K aren't' Anton Lavey. I place a lot of faith in it, the only difference is that to me Satan is real. It's a minor difference and we all perceive Satan differently among the religion, no two Satanists will ever see these things in the same way and we accept that because we are all individuals.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Scottish Retard?

I don't reject any of the teachings in the Satanic Bible, it all makes perfect sense.

But Lavey was an atheist, and he wrote the satanic bible.

I do believe in Magic. I place a lot of faith in it, the only difference is that to me Satan is real. It's a minor difference and we all perceive Satan differently among the religion, no two Satanists will ever see these things in the same way and we accept that because we are all individuals.

The only difference to you between Laveyan satanism and theistic satanism is that satan is real? And that's a minor difference? Either he's real or he isn't. That's a major difference. How can the existence of satan rely on the imagination of each individual satanist? The fact of my own existence isn't contingent on whether other people believe I exist. I exist whether people believe I do or not. Why isn't the same true for God or satan?

[Valkyre]

Re: Scottish Retard?

But Lavey was an atheist, and he wrote the satanic bible.



The only difference to you between Laveyan satanism and theistic satanism is that satan is real? And that's a minor difference? Either he's real or he isn't. That's a major difference. How can the existence of satan rely on the imagination of each individual satanist?

To me it doesn't matter, I don't see it as all that major. I still believe all of Laveyan Satanism but I see Satan as an embodiment rather than a metaphor. It's just a slight shift in perception. I was originally Laveyan Satanist and Atheist and it developed into what it is now. As long as I'm happy, what does it matter really?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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To me it doesn't matter, I don't see it as all that major. I still believe all of Laveyan Satanism but I see Satan as an embodiment rather than a metaphor. It's just a slight shift in perception. I was originally Laveyan Satanist and Atheist and it developed into what it is now.

In other words, imaginary.

As long as I'm happy, what does it matter really?

As long as you don't impose your hateful, oppressive views on our families, views like queer "marriage" or feminism, then the only thing that will matter is your burning in Hell for all eternity.

[Valkyre]

Re: Scottish Retard?

As long as you don't impose your hateful, oppressive views on our families, views like queer "marriage" or feminism, then the only thing that will matter is your burning in Hell for all eternity.

I would never do that, I respect your views and life choices. I'm not one for feminism *shrugs* and we don't do gay marriage here, it's just civil partnerships.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I've never met any unsaved trash that deserved to go to Hell more than this guy.

[Valkyre]

Re: Scottish Retard?

I'm a girl not a guy, I'm inferior to men.

So am I going to Hell or not? I'm Auburn (part ginger) so do I even have a soul? If I don't I can't go to heaven or hell anyway so there's no real point in trying to go to heaven. Especially if I can't be punished eternally in Hell (shame it sounds like fun).