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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050
    #76
    Re: Hello!

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    Okay. You go to the airport and wait for me. I am going to spend $750 to fight some guy on the internets.

    I will be there some time tomorrow or shortly afterward.
    Levi, please, I am begging you, do NOT allow this unstable individual to bait you into going into a dangerous situation and putting yourself at risk!

    If you must go, at least take one of us with you.
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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930
        #77
        Re: Hello!

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Levi, please, I am begging you, do NOT allow this unstable individual to bait you into going into a dangerous situation and putting yourself at risk!

        If you must go, at least take one of us with you.
        No way, bro. I'm going to do it!

        Now Damien, don't leave the airport or else you're scared, because you never know when I will show up.

        Thankfully, I have his picture, so I will know what he looks like when we meet.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Damien22
            Unsaved trash, False Christian fool
            • Dec 2012
            • 33
            #78
            Re: Hello!

            Oh don't worry faith he will be in good hands I won't kill the guy I'm just gonna beat the shit out of him cause god doesn't like brown nosers
            Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930
                #79
                Re: Hello!

                Are you going to wear the chicken suit head while you are beating me up?
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                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Damien22
                    Unsaved trash, False Christian fool
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 33
                    #80
                    Re: Hello!

                    Why are u bringing my cousin in this?
                    Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930
                        #81
                        Re: Hello!

                        Originally posted by Damien22 View Post
                        Why are u bringing my cousin in this?


                        Your cousin is a chicken? Dude, that is one of the funniest things ever posted on the internet.

                        Now, if you are done being an internet tough guy, can we talk about Jesus?
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556
                            #82
                            Re: Hello!

                            Originally posted by Damien22 View Post
                            Why are u bringing my cousin in this?
                            God hates a liar, nancyboy.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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