heya!

[Rylee Cline]

i'm mosquito from dublin, just looking to talk.
i like various art, cats, the pictures, etc.

[Didymus Much]

Re: heya!

i'm mosquito from dublin, just looking to talk...

Your parents named you mosquito?

...i like various art, cats, the pictures, etc.

Whatever.

"Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

Thanks.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: heya!

i'm mosquito from dublin, just looking to talk.
i like various art, cats, the pictures, etc.

Which of "the pictures" are you referring to? Have you been drinking?

I love this picture: do you love this picture too?



YBIC

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: heya!

Which of "the pictures" are you referring to? Have you been drinking?

I love this picture: do you love this picture too?



YBIC

Brother Hopkins, that is a very touching and inspirational painting! I love how it shows Jesus is snuggling up to us from behind, even if we don't realize it. I think I might just get a copy of that for one of my girls. She looks just like the happy girl in the picture, the one Jesus is wrapping tightly in His masculine arms.



Mr. mosquito, welcome to our friendly forums! What church to you attend? What is your favorite Bible verse? When did Jesus snuggle up to you lately?

[Didymus Much]

Re: heya!

...I love this picture: do you love this picture too?



YBIC

Oh, yes!

It warms the very cockles of my heart to know that Jesus has the time (as an omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent being, of course He does) for a little game of baseball in addition to saving those millions of starving children, and all the victims of war, and all the victims of disease, and all the victims of the continuing sex abuse scandals involving the clergy of just about any theological stripe.

Oh, wait.

Hmmm....

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: heya!

Well that's just a typical response from a godless atheist.

It's not True Christians™ that molest the children, it's the Irish catlicks. They aren't even Christian at all.

YBIC

[Thaddeus Allerton]

Re: heya!

Which of "the pictures" are you referring to? Have you been drinking?

I love this picture: do you love this picture too?



YBIC

Jesus certainly performs miracles, even some that go unnoticed. Take this picture for instance: Note the girl playing catcher. She is not wearing a mask. If Jesus wasn't with the batter and the batter was left to her own devices, she probably would foul one off right into the catchers mouth. However, with Jesus firmly in control of the girls at bat, she will hit the ball solidly, probably a home run. And since Jesus is helping the batter, I can only guess that the pitcher is a no good black or maybe a Joo.

John 2:11


This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth his glory; and his disciples believed on him.

[Rylee Cline]

Re: heya!

Which of "the pictures" are you referring to? Have you been drinking?

I love this picture: do you love this picture too?



YBIC

I was referring to cinema. Also, that's quite racist and rude, mosquito is a childhood nickname.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: heya!

I was referring to cinema. Also, that's quite racist and rude, mosquito is a childhood nickname.

You're mistaken, friend. We don't tolerate racism here on God's favorite forum.

And also, Irish aren't a "race."



You haven't told us much about your walk with Christ. How has He touched to you lately?

[Thaddeus Allerton]

Re: heya!

Which of "the pictures" are you referring to? Have you been drinking?

I love this picture: do you love this picture too?



YBIC

Has he been drinking??? He's from Ireland! That's like asking a resident of Freehold, Iowa if they've been praying.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: heya!

I was referring to cinema. Also, that's quite racist and rude, mosquito is a childhood nickname.

'Moving Pictures'? Why didn't you say so?

Nobody on this forum is racist, young lady, and it is racist of you to call Americans racists. Shame on you.

Why did they call you mosquito? Because you an annoying, blood-sucking, Roman Catholic parasite?

YBIC

[Thaddeus Allerton]

Re: heya!

You're mistaken, friend. We don't tolerate racism here on God's favorite forum.

And also, Irish aren't a "race."



You haven't told us much about your walk with Christ. How has He touched to you lately?

If it was a race, they'd come in last place.

[Rylee Cline]

Re: heya!

You're mistaken, friend. We don't tolerate racism here on God's favorite forum.

And also, Irish aren't a "race."



You haven't told us much about your walk with Christ. How has He touched to you lately?

I understand it os a nationality, as is being American/Nordic/Danish/whatever, though it's still hatred of an entire group of people.
I've recently found God after a long battle with a crack/cocaine addiction- so i'm here, hello.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: heya!

I've recently found God after a long battle with a crack/cocaine addiction- so i'm here, hello.

What sort of disgusting sex acts did you perform to earn money for your crack/cocaine addiction, strumpet? What do you need to tell Jesus about?

YBIC

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: heya!

Dear Drunken Mick;

If you're going to post on this Godly forum, you'll need to sober up and renounce your papist mary-worshiping cult.

Catholics aren't even Christians!

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel