Hail Hamlet

[Lokuul]

Hello there Landoverians! My name is Chase Derrer, a sixteen year old Junior at Indian Lake High School in Ohio. The church I go to is Saint Mary's of the Woods. My favorite Bible verse is unknown, considering that I love them all ^-^

I found Jesus after my mother died and I started to go to church with my grandpa. He lead me to the Catholic church and told me what they were about. Having been a Baptist, then an Atheist before, I found that the Catholics seemed the most logical choice, and so I joined them. I am catechized and my patron saint is Saint Francis.

And I believe that all people are great! No matter your race, religion or creed, I think we all have a place in the Eternal Alchemy.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hail

Welcome to our forums, friend.

May I ask you why Catholicism seemed the most logical to you? Does it seem logical that you are eating Jesus' literal flesh and drinking His literal blood in some magic ritual performed by a priest?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hail

Hello there Landoverians! My name is Chase Derrer, a sixteen year old Junior at Indian Lake High School in Ohio. The church I go to is Saint Mary's of the Woods. My favorite Bible verse is unknown, considering that I love them all ^-^

I found Jesus after my mother died and I started to go to church with my grandpa. He lead me to the Catholic church and told me what they were about. Having been a Baptist, then an Atheist before, I found that the Catholics seemed the most logical choice, and so I joined them. I am catechized and my patron saint is Saint Francis.

And I believe that all people are great! No matter your race, religion or creed, I think we all have a place in the Eternal Alchemy.

Boy, you aren't making any sense. Catholics aren't even Christians. They worship Mary! Read THIS.

And where in the Holy Bible does it say that "all people are great?" What kind of nonsense is that? Do you think queers are "great?" Witches? Islamofascists? Really?

I'm praying for you, boy, but I'm afraid that your brain has been addled up from all that Priest spooge you swallowed.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hail

What about hail? Are you some kind of witch who can foresee the weather?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hail

Welcome friend! Tell me, who gave you your ideas? Did you read about them in a Horatio Hornblower book?

[Matthew Hopkins]

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Welcome friend! Tell me, who gave you your ideas? Did you read about them in a Horatio Hornblower book?

Is that some sort of new-fangled porn, Brother Hutchins?

YBIC

[Thaddeus Allerton]

Re: Hail Hamlet

You know, when I was younger I went to a catholic mass once and it pretty much went like this:

Priest speaks, tells you you are a no good sinner and that you must pray. A few more songs were sung then a couple of goons came around with a basket demanding your money, then the priest broke out Jesus flesh and blood and all the catholics pretty much fought each other to get up there and have some of it, then you shook peoples hands who were sitting around you, then the priest told you to go in peace then it was lights out. It's black magic my friend. Smoke and mirrors and many many many defiled young boys are left in it's wake. I beg of you to repent NOW. Give up catholicism and their insane dogmatic views and go get a copy of the King James version of the bible and get to reading it! Hurry. If you were to have an unfortunate accident and die before you do...well son...straight to hell you will go.
Isaiah 14:12


How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! [how] art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!

[Deaner]

Re: Hail Hamlet

Hello there Landoverians! My name is Chase Derrer, a sixteen year old Junior at Indian Lake High School in Ohio. The church I go to is Saint Mary's of the Woods. My favorite Bible verse is unknown, considering that I love them all ^-^

I found Jesus after my mother died and I started to go to church with my grandpa. He lead me to the Catholic church and told me what they were about. Having been a Baptist, then an Atheist before, I found that the Catholics seemed the most logical choice, and so I joined them. I am catechized and my patron saint is Saint Francis.

And I believe that all people are great! No matter your race, religion or creed, I think we all have a place in the Eternal Alchemy.

What is the Pastor's name friend? I went to the same church?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hail Hamlet

What kind of name is Lokuul, and what is this alchemy you speak of? I suspect you're either a Chinese or a wizard or maybe both.

I'd sure like to be proven wrong.

[Lokuul]

Re: Hail Hamlet

What is the Pastor's name friend? I went to the same church?

Well, it changes after the church joined with Saint Patrick's. Usually go there and listen to Father Pat.

[Lokuul]

Re: Hail Hamlet

You know, when I was younger I went to a catholic mass once and it pretty much went like this:

Priest speaks, tells you you are a no good sinner and that you must pray. A few more songs were sung then a couple of goons came around with a basket demanding your money, then the priest broke out Jesus flesh and blood and all the catholics pretty much fought each other to get up there and have some of it, then you shook peoples hands who were sitting around you, then the priest told you to go in peace then it was lights out. It's black magic my friend. Smoke and mirrors and many many many defiled young boys are left in it's wake. I beg of you to repent NOW. Give up catholicism and their insane dogmatic views and go get a copy of the King James version of the bible and get to reading it! Hurry. If you were to have an unfortunate accident and die before you do...well son...straight to hell you will go.
Isaiah 14:12


How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! [how] art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!

That is a strange thing indeed friend. I have never seen that. The last time I went to a Baptist mass it went like this: Several songs and donations, then a small excerpt from the Bible and their own idea on it. More songs. Leave with a creepy doorman at the door, and by creepy, I mean on the verge of pedophilia.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hail Hamlet

Baptist mass?

[Thomas Taylor]

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Baptist mass?

My thoughts exactly Sister Mary.

It would appear we have a papist in our midst.

Maybe Brother Deaner could clear this up for us as he seems to know of this "church".

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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My thoughts exactly Sister Mary.

It would appear we have a papist in our midst.

Maybe Brother Deaner could clear this up for us as he seems to know of this "church".

Friend, I have never been inside a Papist grotto, but I believe "mass" is an acronym for "man ass".

[Lokuul]

Re: Hail Hamlet

Friend, I have never been inside a Papist grotto, but I believe "mass" is an acronym for "man ass".

Actually, to correct your English, for it to be an acronym of that sort, it would be M.Ass, or M.A. The way I spelled it, however, was mass, which could also be used to the amount of matter an item is made of, in the scientific sense. I called it a Baptist mass because I figured it might be rude to call it the Baptist ritual, which makes it sound cult-like.