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  • yo, so what's wrong with gays

    we could be friends if you people didn't always [deleted]
    hahahaha that was [deleted]
    ....really if you guys [deleted] every once in a while maybe you wouldn't [deleted]
    Last edited by VictoryOS; 12-21-2012, 04:14 AM. Reason: Foul language omitted

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    Re: yo, so what's wrong with gays

    Yo dog, maybe you think it's really radical and happening to engage in homosexual activities but God isn't down with that. Maybe you should hip hop on over to your nearest Baptist church and snatch yourself a copy of the KJV and chill with it a while, homie.

    Note to Pastors: I haven't lost my mind. Just trying to reach the youth by speaking their language.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • #3
      Re: yo, so what's wrong with gays

      oh my god

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      • #4
        Re: yo, so what's wrong with gays

        Originally posted by rcmosquito View Post
        oh my god
        That's a start, though most choose something showing a little more humility, like, "Dear sweet and perfect Jesus, blissfully residing in the absolute perfection that is the Heaven You made and predestined me for since before the beginning of time itself...", and then go on to abjectly debase yourself as is fitting when addressing the Creator of all, whose very purity of existence would make your mind totally asplode if it were but capable of comprehending the most minute aspect of His Glory (or something like that).

        You can do this!

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          Re: yo, so what's wrong with gays

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          That's a start, though most choose something showing a little more humility, like, "Dear sweet and perfect Jesus, blissfully residing in the absolute perfection that is the Heaven You made and predestined me for since before the beginning of time itself...", and then go on to abjectly debase yourself as is fitting when addressing the Creator of all, whose very purity of existence would make your mind totally asplode if it were but capable of comprehending the most minute aspect of His Glory (or something like that).

          You can do this!
          Thank you i've found the light bless xoxo

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          • #6
            Re: yo, so what's wrong with gays

            Originally posted by rcmosquito View Post
            we could be friends if you people didn't always [deleted]
            hahahaha that was [deleted]
            ....really if you guys [deleted] every once in a while maybe you wouldn't [deleted]

            oh my,
            tis the season of the drunken pillow biting fool.

            keep your lust for the dangling bits of men in ireland,
            just skip over the border and you will find other men wearing skirts in Scotland with nothing to support their johnson.

            no dangling bits of men swinging freely are found here

            *please come to sydney so i can add to my collect of drunken burnt irish pillow biting fools

            irish + booze + sun =



            natural daylight as seen above hurts the heathen paddy (circa 2011 bondi beach)
            Exodus 21:20-21 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

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            • #7
              Re: yo, so what's wrong with gays

              Leviticus 20:13
              If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


              Is that clear enough?

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              • #8
                Re: yo, so what's wrong with gays

                Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                Yo dog, maybe you think it's really radical and happening to engage in homosexual activities but God isn't down with that. Maybe you should hip hop on over to your nearest Baptist church and snatch yourself a copy of the KJV and chill with it a while, homie.

                Note to Pastors: I haven't lost my mind. Just trying to reach the youth by speaking their language.
                Sister Victory, I didn't know you speak Jive!

                How exciting!

                Do you help Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson with his Ebonics Bible translation project? You have a wonderful gift! Why, it reminds me of the very first Christians who were able to speak in the languages of various heathens! (Acts 2:4)
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #9
                  Re: yo, so what's wrong with gays

                  Thank you so much for the kind words, Sister Mary! It's just a little something I picked up from the children in the neighborhood. You know me, always willing to do anything I can in service to the Lord. Including sounding silly like a drugged up colored!
                  Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                  in 2016

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                  • #10
                    Re: yo, so what's wrong with gays

                    Originally posted by rcmosquito View Post
                    oh my god
                    You think Hitler was okay when he was gasing people cause it was just his? Charles Manson when him and family was on a kill spree in the 1960 cause it was his thing too? Or Ben Ladin, 911 was no big deal, he was just being himself?

                    Society has a right to protect itself from depraved lunatics and that means it needs to define what is wrong or right. Gaying it up was determined to be wrong, deal with it, or the terrorist win.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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