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  • #31
    Re: Hello, everyone

    Originally posted by Michel Chevalier View Post
    I always found that blue was a very calming colour, the colour of the skies above, and since I cannot in writing show a proper tone of humility and respect, I wanted to demonstrate it by adding this colour. I thought that bold and italic would be good to demonstrate my personnality.
    I personally like comic sans the best. It's terribly friendly, don't you think? Who could get annoyed at such friendly font? It's like listening to your favorite childhood teacher talk in her calm and comforting voice. And pink is just happy, am I right?



    Originally posted by Michel Chevalier View Post
    As for my questions... Where indeed to start? I know nothing. I have read the bible, I wish to understand it, to worship God and to demonstrate my faith. I fear that anything I might ask may be misinterpreted. Henceforth, I do not demand answers, I humbly ask for help.

    1 Peter 2: 2 As newborn babes, desire the sincere milk of the word, that ye may grow thereby.

    And so here I am. I am lost, I want to be found. I am ignorant, I yearn to be taught.
    Friend, if you've read the Holy Bible, then you've read God's Personal Message to Humanity. What part do you not understand? What specific question do you have?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #32
      Re: Hello, everyone

      Originally posted by Michel Chevalier View Post
      Redeemed Papist, I have read the bible. I still do. I have the King James Version as my bedside reading and I read a chapter every night, as I have done for years and years. Are you saying that this is the only thing I need to be Saved? Read the bible and believe in the Lord?
      If only it were that simple...

      Alas, the Bible is full of obvious mistranslations which, if taken at simple face value, imply that God isn't at home with feminist ideals when it's obvious that our loving and caring god would treat women with kindness and respect.

      This is why vicars are essential to help you realise that God loves everyone, man or woman, straight or gay and gathers us all to Heaven if we just love Him and trust Him.
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      Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

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      • #33
        Re: Hello, everyone

        Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
        This is why vicars are essential to help you realise that God loves everyone, man or woman, straight or gay and gathers us all to Heaven if we just love Him and trust Him.
        I disagree with this statement.

        Vicars are representatives of the Catholic, Orthodox, Anglican or Lutheran Churches. As I am part of none of these, I would not require any help from a vicar.

        As for the rest...

        Rom. 1: 26-27 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also to men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lustone toward another; men with men working that which is UNSEEMLY, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

        1 Cor. 6: 9-10 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kindgom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the Kingdom of God.

        Lev. 18: 22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

        If you wish to be a Christian, you must believe in God's word. Don't believe me, believe the Bible. Homosexuality is condemned by the Scriptures. If you deny this, you are not denying me, but God.

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        • #34
          Re: Hello, everyone

          Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
          If only it were that simple...

          Alas, the Bible is full of obvious mistranslations which, if taken at simple face value, imply that God isn't at home with feminist ideals when it's obvious that our loving and caring god would treat women with kindness and respect.

          This is why vicars are essential to help you realise that God loves everyone, man or woman, straight or gay and gathers us all to Heaven if we just love Him and trust Him.
          Look, lesbo. It is that simple. Read the Book, Know the Book and live by the Book. Follow God's Word to the letter, not just the parts you like.

          Have faith and believe.

          There are NO mistranslations in the Holy Bible - it is the perfect unadultered Word of God.

          Have you ever actually read the Bible. Try Leviticus it tells us what to do with people of your orientation.

          Give up your lesbo deathstyle, that is all God wants.
          Isaiah 66:15

          For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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