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  • #1

    Greetings, fellow Christians.

    Hello. I am Mr. Sharp.

    I am a sincerely devoted member of my local Baptist Church in Spain. I have believed in Jesus for as long as I can remember. My favorite Bible verse is Philippians 1:9
    1 Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.

    1 Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
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  • #2
    Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

    Corky????

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    • #3
      Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

      Originally posted by Mr. Sharp View Post
      Hello. I am Mr. Sharp.

      I am a sincerely devoted member of my local Baptist Church in Spain. I have believed in Jesus for as long as I can remember. My favorite Bible verse is Philippians 1:9
      How can you believe in God? You avatar is a picture of a retard

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #4
        Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

        Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
        How can you believe in God? You avatar is a picture of a retard

        YIC
        That is my face, and I have chosen to not be a retard. Don't be fooled by appearances. John 7:24

        I do believe in god, Dr. Niles.

        Romans 10:11
        1 Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.

        1 Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.

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        • #5
          Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

          Are you planning to climb the fence and work in a California califlower grove? For $10,000, I can get you in a van with a gallon of water along with the name of a guy.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #6
            Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

            Originally posted by Mr. Sharp View Post
            That is my face, and I have chosen to not be a retard.
            This is a wise decision. Try to keep doing smart things and not do stupid things.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #7
              Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Are you planning to climb the fence and work in a California califlower grove? For $10,000, I can get you in a van with a gallon of water along with the name of a guy.
              That is a very generous offer. I will certainly consider it when I finish some godly issues in Spain.
              1 Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.

              1 Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.

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              • #8
                Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

                Hey Sharpie;

                Nice job not drooling on yourself in the picture, boy! If it wasn't for your dopey, vacant stare, you'd almost seem normal.

                So, have you ever been inside a Christian church? I don't mean a papist church where they pray to Mary and a bunch of statues. I mean an actual Independant Baptist Church. Has anyone attempted to explain Salvation to you, boy? I don't mean "salivation," I mean Jesus died for my sins.

                I'll be honest with you, looking at mongoloids like you always gives me the heebie-jeebies.

                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Hey Sharpie;

                  Nice job not drooling on yourself in the picture, boy! If it wasn't for your dopey, vacant stare, you'd almost seem normal.

                  So, have you ever been inside a Christian church? I don't mean a papist church where they pray to Mary and a bunch of statues. I mean an actual Independant Baptist Church. Has anyone attempted to explain Salvation to you, boy? I don't mean "salivation," I mean Jesus died for my sins.

                  I'll be honest with you, looking at mongoloids like you always gives me the heebie-jeebies.

                  YIC,

                  --Pastor Ezekiel
                  Sure.
                  1 Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.

                  1 Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

                    Originally posted by Mr. Sharp View Post
                    Sure.
                    You should treat your betters with a little more respect!
                    "Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)

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                    • #11
                      Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

                      Originally posted by Brother Jared View Post
                      You should treat your betters with a little more respect!
                      I sincerely believe that all of his statements are correct. I'm sorry if my manners have been hurtful, for my intention was to be brief.

                      Please accept my apology, and I will try to be more explicit about what I'm trying to convey in written communication from here on.
                      1 Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.

                      1 Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

                        Originally posted by Mr. Sharp View Post
                        Please accept my apology, and I will try to be more explicit about what I'm trying to convey in written communication from here on.
                        So why are you here?
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • #13
                          Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          So why are you here?
                          To praise and learn about Jesus.
                          1 Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.

                          1 Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

                            Originally posted by Mr. Sharp View Post
                            To praise and learn about Jesus.
                            To learn about Jesus all you need to do is simply read the Bible(KJV1611) cover to cover.

                            You'll be up to speed in no time

                            YIC
                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

                              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                              To learn about Jesus all you need to do is simply read the Bible(KJV1611) cover to cover.

                              You'll be up to speed in no time

                              YIC
                              Sometimes I find myself in situations where my own Bible study is better understood with the input of other, more enlightened individuals.
                              1 Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.

                              1 Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.

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