[Rapture Eddie]

Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

That is my face, and I have chosen to not be a retard. Don't be fooled by appearances. John 7:24

I do believe in god, Dr. Niles.

Romans 10:11

Son, this is all good news.

I have always said that retardedness, homersexurality, color of skin and cripperism are all lifestyle choices that can be avoided by allowing The Good Lord to come into your life.

[Mr. Sharp]

Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

Son, this is all good news.

I have always said that retardedness, homersexurality, color of skin and cripperism are all lifestyle choices that can be avoided by allowing The Good Lord to come into your life.

I'm glad to hear that!

I have been cleansed of my retardedness, but the childness within me grows everyday! God endorses it!

Matthew 18:3 Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Matthew 19:14 But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.;

Mark 10:15 Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child, he shall not enter therein.

Luke 18:17 Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child shall in no wise enter therein.

[Aspanderado]

Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

Greetings Mr. I thank God for finding a Christian along with Spanish, in this forum verdderos Christians.
I would love to pray with you and you to help me in my bad American, send messages to the forum in the language of true Christians.

[Consuela]

Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

Greetings Mr. I thank God for finding a Christian along with Spanish, in this forum verdderos Christians.
I would love to pray with you and you to help me in my bad American, send messages to the forum in the language of true Christians.

Mr. Aspanderado, I always speak in American, never in Spanish, because God doesn't like that. At Landover Baptist Church there are True Christians(tm), not "verdderos Christians", I don't know what this means, no.

The Spanish speakers are from Babel, but Americans are the ones who are speaking God's favorite language, because his book is in that language, okay?

"So the Lord scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city. Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the Lord did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the Lord scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth." Genesis 11:8-9

Consuela