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  • shereazad
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    • Jan 2013
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    #1

    Hello

    Hello brothers and sisters, my name is Shereazad, I'm 28, married for 10 years, and for my entire life off course,as a good wife should, and I'm already reproducing as a good Christian woman. I hope you accept me in your community, hope to be a good, humble member among you. Amén
    John 13:34-35 34 “A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. 35 By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.”
    Is colonoscopy considered sodomy?
  • shereazad
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    #2
    Re: Hello

    John 13:34-35

    34 “A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. 35 By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.”

    John 13:34-35 34 “A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. 35 By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.”
    Is colonoscopy considered sodomy?

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    • Professor Bessemer
      Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
      Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
      Darwin's Worst Nightmare
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      • May 2009
      • 2952

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by shereazad View Post
      Hello brothers and sisters, my name is Shereazad, I'm 28, married for 10 years, and for my entire life off course,as a good wife should, and I'm already reproducing as a good Christian woman. I hope you accept me in your community, hope to be a good, humble member among you. Amén
      I realize that as a mere woman, concise communication may be beyond you, but could you clarify the highlighted portion above? And welcome to our humble forum, where praising Jesus is our number one priority!
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      • shereazad
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        Re: Hello

        I just can't explain. Usually my husband takes care of everything for me. As a woman I trust his jugdment for everything in life. Can I explain to you Sir how to bake a good apple pie instead?
        John 13:34-35 34 “A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. 35 By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.”
        Is colonoscopy considered sodomy?

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums!

          I do like your favorite quote! I think it's of the utmost importance to show love to one another. What do you think about Tough Love? (Luke 14:26)

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • shereazad
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            Re: Hello

            Though Love is the kind of love my husband gives me when he comes home upset with something. I just play my part to make him feel better, after all he's the provider of this familly.
            John 13:34-35 34 “A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. 35 By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.”
            Is colonoscopy considered sodomy?

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            • Capt. Aaron Portway
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              • Sep 2008
              • 6309

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by shereazad View Post
              I just can't explain. Usually my husband takes care of everything for me. As a woman I trust his jugdment for everything in life. Can I explain to you Sir how to bake a good apple pie instead?
              Sure, that'd be fine, describe your pie.

              I think the Professor was asking if you left out some words up there, since you basically said you'd been married for your whole life, which seems kinda weird.
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              • shereazad
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                #8
                Re: Hello

                I meant to say that I'm going to keep married my entire life with my respectfull husband. And the secret to a good apple pie is apples. With apples and brown sugar it works really good!!
                John 13:34-35 34 “A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. 35 By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.”
                Is colonoscopy considered sodomy?

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                • Matthew Hopkins
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                  • Oct 2012
                  • 808

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Would you not say that a sweet, buttery pastry is a crucial constituent to any pie, apple or otherwise?

                  YBIC

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                  • James Hutchins
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                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    As a long time eater of pie, the key to a good pie is to make it hot and eat it hot. Cold pie is unproductive.
                    Now, put your husband on so we can talk about important things. You can scoot on to one of the ladies forums and cackle there.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
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                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78553

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

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                      • Faith_Machine
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                        • Mar 2011
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                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Hello Sha... Sher... um, hi there. I'm guessing your pie contains grape leaves and goat meat and other crazy ethnic things?
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