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[Faith_Machine]

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Hello Sha... Sher... um, hi there. I'm guessing your pie contains grape leaves and goat meat and other crazy ethnic things?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[James Hutchins]

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As a long time eater of pie, the key to a good pie is to make it hot and eat it hot. Cold pie is unproductive.
Now, put your husband on so we can talk about important things. You can scoot on to one of the ladies forums and cackle there.

[Matthew Hopkins]

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Would you not say that a sweet, buttery pastry is a crucial constituent to any pie, apple or otherwise?

YBIC

[shereazad]

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I meant to say that I'm going to keep married my entire life with my respectfull husband. And the secret to a good apple pie is apples. With apples and brown sugar it works really good!!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I just can't explain. Usually my husband takes care of everything for me. As a woman I trust his jugdment for everything in life. Can I explain to you Sir how to bake a good apple pie instead?

Sure, that'd be fine, describe your pie.

I think the Professor was asking if you left out some words up there, since you basically said you'd been married for your whole life, which seems kinda weird.

[shereazad]

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Though Love is the kind of love my husband gives me when he comes home upset with something. I just play my part to make him feel better, after all he's the provider of this familly.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums!

I do like your favorite quote! I think it's of the utmost importance to show love to one another. What do you think about Tough Love? (Luke 14:26)

[shereazad]

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I just can't explain. Usually my husband takes care of everything for me. As a woman I trust his jugdment for everything in life. Can I explain to you Sir how to bake a good apple pie instead?

[Professor Bessemer]

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Hello brothers and sisters, my name is Shereazad, I'm 28, married for 10 years, and for my entire life off course,as a good wife should, and I'm already reproducing as a good Christian woman. I hope you accept me in your community, hope to be a good, humble member among you. Amén

I realize that as a mere woman, concise communication may be beyond you, but could you clarify the highlighted portion above? And welcome to our humble forum, where praising Jesus is our number one priority!

[shereazad]

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John 13:34-35

34 “A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. 35 By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.”

[shereazad]

Hello brothers and sisters, my name is Shereazad, I'm 28, married for 10 years, and for my entire life off course,as a good wife should, and I'm already reproducing as a good Christian woman. I hope you accept me in your community, hope to be a good, humble member among you. Amén