[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

Welcome, Mr. Booke.

You seem to have an impressive mind and a more than sincere eagerness to Serve Jesus™.

I offer a firm, non-gay cyber handshake and an assurance that you are in my prayers (see Mark 12:34)

YiC,

Pastor Ed

[John W. Booke]

Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

I apologize, I should have used the word 'journey' instead of 'quest'. I don't like toads or faggoty things like rings.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

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There was something about a Quest. Salvation is not based on merit. The vilest offender who truly believes that moment from Jesus a pardon receives. The number of gold rings or hallucinogenic toads you collect on your "journey" from "level 1" has no standing before Almighty God.

The heathen idolator accumulates "merit" by (for example) employing serfs to waddle along backwards sweeping insects from the path lest the enlightened one treads on one thus committing murder and dropping off the chart altogether. It doesn't matter how many insects the serfs tread on. Let ‘em fry.

Which doesn't sound very "enlightened" to me.

Jesus is God.

That is why His death by blood draining out GUARANTEES forgiveness. If you accept Him. Demons are rampant in the modern world.
Only Jesus can save.

Come to Jesus today.

[John W. Booke]

Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

Converting you from the vile and sinful state (the condition of your birth) into perfection and into His glorious Light. A transformation you would certainly remember.

Thank you, God Bless you. You have reminded me that I have such a long way to travel on my Christian Quest. I would like to mention something unrelated but assuredly wicked and disgusting that I saw while I was driving my truck home from the factory. I saw a child worshiping a furry red devil idol and touching it inappropriately. I did some research, and found it to be the creature Elmo, from a Godless television show called Sesame Street. Elmo is most certainly the embodiment a queer demon sent by the devil to corrupt children, as evidenced by:

-his wicked color that evokes hellfire and lust
-the high-pitched femigay voice he uses to seduce the young
-his involvement with a host of other dangerously homosexual fantasy creatures
-his desire to be tickled, touched, and prodded by young children

In my opinion, this satanic red mutant gay should be burned alive for the torment he puts children through, and for the garbled witch music he produces. This is one mutant queer that is certainly on the ship of fools destined for the devil's locker room. Inform your children, everybody, to keep away!!

JWB

Matthew 10:15:
Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

..after the sun falls, I am made penitent in the darkness until His Light shines again.

What darkness?

PSALM 139
11 If I say, Surely the darkness shall cover me; even the night shall be light about me.
12 Yea, the darkness hideth not from thee; but the night shineth as the day: the darkness and the light are both alike to thee.
KJV

I'm glad you've found Landover, very possibly just in time to hear The Good News before Jesus returns. You mentioned that you'd

..known Jesus as long as I can remember

suggesting that you are now in that same condition as before you can remember.

There having been no conversion experience (that you can remember).

Converting you from the vile and sinful state (the condition of your birth) into perfection and into His glorious Light. A transformation you would certainly remember.

I JOHN 1
4 And these things write we unto you, that your joy may be full.
5 This then is the message which we have heard of him, and declare unto you, that God is light, and in him is no darkness at all.
KJV

We will be praying for you. Frequently. Well periodically. Obviously we're also praying for other things too, such as Bibles for Syria.

If you would like to contact The Pastoral Team for sound doctrine, please feel free to do so and in the meantime I am quite happy to provide Scripture (with context).

[John W. Booke]

Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

Good evening, God Bless. I do not partake in any substance that dizzies a man's mind and causes him to go limp wristed and pinch his fingers together like a french queer. I appreciate your tip, and I will say that after the sun falls, I am made penitent in the darkness until His Light shines again.

Isaiah 1:16 - Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil;

JWB

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

Hello Mr Brooke

Here's a link to the King James site and you can post single verses like this (just find the verse from the dropdown and click on it).

They use a nice red typeface but if you're wearing yellow it can be a bit dazzling. I don't normally wear red but it goes quite OK with blue. Do you smoke?

Romans 14:14 I know, and am persuaded by the Lord Jesus, that there is nothing unclean of itself: but to him that esteemeth any thing to be unclean, to him it is unclean.
AV

I have known Jesus as long as I can remember. He is a constant presence in my life. He is with me from sun up to sun down.

So what happens after sundown?

Looking forward to your reply.

ML

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

Thank you for your continuing advice. I shall strive to make myself un-silly. I blame my cloudiness partially on the fags and partially on the gaseous diffusion plant where I work. Good evening.
JWB

Queers can be distracting. This is why we need a proper change in the law to laws closer to God's and some sort of final solution to the problem.

I stand firm behind pastors unafraid to say it as it is! They say "outrageous" I say, "Unafraid to speak honestly about the Lord's will!" Contrast his pure love of Jesus and God's will that queers should be considered abominations with the hateful bigotry of the liberal presenters of the program who are persecuting him and it's clear who is bound for Hell here!

[John W. Booke]

Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

Thank you for your continuing advice. I shall strive to make myself un-silly. I blame my cloudiness partially on the fags and partially on the gaseous diffusion plant where I work. Good evening.
JWB

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

Welcome to Landover, friend. Once you have been here for a while you'll realise the best way to be is to stop pretending to be something you're not and just let the love for Jesus shine through.

For example, people at first are often quite uppity when we ask lots of searching questions of them and insist on the King James Bible, above all others, to be quoted.

**"Noobs" please read this before posting.** SERIOUSLY!

There's a really good reason why this thread is there. It's for you to read. This will stop you making silly errors like sending your child to a Catholic boarding school and suchlike. Bring him home now. Make sure you beat the love of God into him properly with love and discipline yourself rather than leaving it to some limp wristed, dress wearing ring kisser who is only interested in his tender, unruptured sphincter.

So, friend, are you ready to go on a journey with us through the word of God and to always make sure you are not making God up as you go along but are representing Him accurately, as portrayed, to the legions of sinners who need to be sure of Him? Because making God up and tricking people into believing in some sham, fluffy, fake God that isn't the real God simply can't be right.

I hope you are with us.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

I feel like I can't trust you now.

[John W. Booke]

Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

Thank you for your kind and thoughtful elumination. I will pray very hard tonight that I am indeed spared from E.D.
JWB

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

2 Corinthians 13:5 : Examine yourselves to see whether you are in the faith; test yourselves. Do you not realize that Christ Jesus is in you--unless, of course, you fail the test?


Jesus not only tests men, but his disciple beseeches man to test himself and his Knowledge.

Jesus approves testing, but not for HIV riddled fairy dusters. They are better left to annihilate each other blindly.

JWB

Hello John W. Booke. I think you are still using a version of the Bible that is not the KJV Bible. Here is the way 2 Corinthians 13:5 looks in my Bible:

Examine yourselves, whether ye be in the faith; prove your own selves. Know ye not your own selves, how that Jesus Christ is in you, except ye be reprobates?

I pray that you are not a reprobate. I have seen many reprobates here and they do not always identify themselves as reprobates.

Thank you.

Rusty

P.S. A reprobate is some who is going to Hell.

[John W. Booke]

Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

2 Corinthians 13:5 : Examine yourselves to see whether you are in the faith; test yourselves. Do you not realize that Christ Jesus is in you--unless, of course, you fail the test?


Jesus not only tests men, but his disciple beseeches man to test himself and his Knowledge.

Jesus approves testing, but not for HIV riddled fairy dusters. They are better left to annihilate each other blindly.

JWB

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

Jesus tests Philip in John 6:5-7: "When Jesus looked up and saw a great crowd coming toward him, he said to Philip, 'Where shall we buy bread for these people to eat?' He asked this only to test him, for he already had in mind what he was going to do." Philip answered him, 'Eight months' wages would not buy enough bread for each one to have a bite!'" Jesus went on to feed the multitude with five loaves and two small fish.

Hello John W. Booke. The word test is not in the Bible because I have read the Bible and the word test is not there and you can check.

Also you are using a Bible that is not the King James Version Bible but I will tell you that the nice people here insist that you use the King James Version Bible. I am not trying to be mean this way we are on the same page literally and not literally.

If you need a King James Version Bible I can send you one or you can order one from Amazon or you can ask your church to give you one.

Try not to use Amazon because they are run by lesbians with one breast.

Thank you.

Rusty