Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

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[Jedediah]

Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

Welcome, friend. I look forward to fellowshipping with you. Living among the unsaved can be wearisome at times, but we are told to expect as much during these End Times. We can sleep tight with the knowledge that God will pour out the fire of His wrath on them during the Judgment, though.

II Peter 3:3-7
Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:
Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:
But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.

Has Jesus given you any sons? Daughters are okay too.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

Hey John!

That's a doggone shame about how the degenerates have taken over your area. I long for the good old days when people who were different *wink wink* were taken care of.



How many sons do you have, friend?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

Brother, I feel lead to ask you:

What was the most unclean thing you have ever done?

YBIC

[John W. Booke]

Romans 14:14: I know, and am persuaded by the Lord Jesus, that there is nothing unclean of itself: but to him that esteemeth any thing to be unclean, to him it is unclean.


My name is John William Booke, and I attend the Frothing Springs Baptist Church on Diguid Street in Southwest Frothing Springs, Kentucky, which is few miles from the downtown. My town has since been overtaken by bands of reckless, wandering sodomites and whoremongers. Liberal gypsies and ladymen like to gather in the square in the morning with signs that promote any number of Godless, uninhibited acts of evil. I can scarcely bring myself to drive my truck around the rotary to work for fear of fumes of wickedness permeating the vehicle. Something must be done about this. I pray constantly for a solution.

I have known Jesus as long as I can remember. He is a constant presence in my life. He is with me from sun up to sun down. I see him in everything that I do, even when I wash my hands at work. I am a modest man, but I have begun attempts at cleansing the moral turpitude I see around me using the sharp tongue, comliness of manner and a variety of other tools that the Lord has entrusted to me during my stay in this Garden Of Earthly Delusions. I look forward to addressing some of these concerns and learning from other Like-Minded Christians at this website.

Gratefully and Guided by the Pristine Grace of God,
JWB