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  • #16
    Re: Sarah Marks

    Originally posted by Sarah Marks View Post
    I can assure you that I am not 'uppity' or a 'fluffy' Christian. I believe God will give me a man to serve, and he will have command over me as God wants. I am in school for religious studies, because I believe God is my life, and in this program it allows me to serve him. My father wanted me to be a well educated wife, to better serve my future husband. I don't believe God created woman to act as they do today. I will not partake in the distasteful behavior that most youthful women see as appropriate in these times.
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    • #17
      Re: Sarah Marks

      No, I am not related to Karl Marx.
      For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. (John 3:16)

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      • #18
        Re: Sarah Marks

        Well, that's a relief that you are not related to Marks. Close call there.

        How many times have you read the Bible from cover to cover?
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        • #19
          Re: Sarah Marks

          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
          Well, that's a relief that you are not related to Marks. Close call there.

          How many times have you read the Bible from cover to cover?
          Many, many times. It would be impossible to count, as my mother taught me to read from the Bible, and my father continued my teachings after she died. Speaking of, I was into a debate earlier today about the book of Esther. Any comments on it?
          For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. (John 3:16)

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          • #20
            Re: Sarah Marks

            They teach Home Economics in college don't they? I'm sure once Sara graduates from Sally Struthers' school she'll be making great nutritious meals for her future husband, mending his clothes or designing nice decorations for their apartment. Girls are naturals at making sammiches though, so you don't really need any schooling for that.

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            • #21
              Re: Sarah Marks

              Sarah, I might be able to find a husband for you. Please upload a picture of yourself that I can show to the eligible young bachelors I know.
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              • #22
                Re: Sarah Marks

                I think trying to save Sarah may be a waste of Time. Somehow I get the feeling that she is barren and not able to bear Children.Are you Sarah?

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                • #23
                  Re: Sarah Marks

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  Sarah, I might be able to find a husband for you. Please upload a picture of yourself that I can show to the eligible young bachelors I know.
                  I will do that.

                  Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
                  I think trying to save Sarah may be a waste of Time. Somehow I get the feeling that she is barren and not able to bear Children.Are you Sarah?
                  I have perfectly functioning parts, thank you.
                  For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. (John 3:16)

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                  • #24
                    Re: Sarah Marks

                    I was online this morning citing some research for a term paper, and I saw an ad for some Christian Mingle website. I was wondering had any of you used it?

                    Also, a girl I work with has become pregnant unexpectedly, and is considering abortion, which is WRONG!! I tried very hard to convince her, but was hoping some of you would give me some more things to say to her. She is a heathen, and rejects the word of God daily. I can't let her kill an innocent child, even if it would be a bastard. Please help!
                    For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. (John 3:16)

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                    • #25
                      Re: Sarah Marks

                      Originally posted by Sarah Marks View Post
                      I was online this morning citing some research for a term paper, and I saw an ad for some Christian Mingle website. I was wondering had any of you used it?

                      Also, a girl I work with has become pregnant unexpectedly, and is considering abortion, which is WRONG!! I tried very hard to convince her, but was hoping some of you would give me some more things to say to her. She is a heathen, and rejects the word of God daily. I can't let her kill an innocent child, even if it would be a bastard. Please help!
                      I think you should offer to take the baby if she has it. I know i would do that for one of my friends and to save her from having the baby aborted. You cant have too many kids, I know I'm trying for more. I love that family on tv with about 20, what is it, 20 and counting? I love that show, and how the kids do all the work.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Sarah Marks

                        I don't know why you'd bother. If the mother is an unrepentant, whorish God-mocker who refuses to accept Christ's Love Gift, the bastard child doesn't have a snowball's chance in Hell of entering Heaven anyway. Its only destination is Hell. Who cares what its life on earth will be like? It's just a drop in the bucket of eternity. On this point the LORD is very clear.


                        The LORD is longsuffering, and of great mercy, forgiving iniquity and transgression, and by no means clearing the guilty,
                        visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation.
                        Numbers 14:18


                        I hope this helps.

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Sarah Marks

                          Bastard children are completely worthless and should be ignored.

                          To pay attention to it is akin to slapping Jesus in the face. He ignores the rotten child for good reason and expects His followers to well, follow His lead.

                          If you love God, you will heed His Immaculate Guidance(r).
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Sarah Marks

                            Originally posted by Iamalwayswrong View Post
                            I think you should offer to take the baby if she has it. I know i would do that for one of my friends and to save her from having the baby aborted. You cant have too many kids, I know I'm trying for more. I love that family on tv with about 20, what is it, 20 and counting? I love that show, and how the kids do all the work.
                            I don't have the means to support her child, and I feel this would marr me from suitors, to tell them I, whilst unmarried, adopted a bastard child.

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            I don't know why you'd bother. If the mother is an unrepentant, whorish God-mocker who refuses to accept Christ's Love Gift, the bastard child doesn't have a snowball's chance in Hell of entering Heaven anyway. Its only destination is Hell. Who cares what its life on earth will be like? It's just a drop in the bucket of eternity. On this point the LORD is very clear.




                            The LORD is longsuffering, and of great mercy, forgiving iniquity and transgression, and by no means clearing the guilty,
                            visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation.
                            Numbers 14:18
                            I hope this helps.

                            I know they say the sins of the father are the sins of the son, but the Bible also says before you were concieved in the womb, He knew you and loved you. I think the two verses are at war in my mind in this situation.

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            Bastard children are completely worthless and should be ignored.

                            To pay attention to it is akin to slapping Jesus in the face. He ignores the rotten child for good reason and expects His followers to well, follow His lead.

                            If you love God, you will heed His Immaculate Guidance®.
                            Shouldn't everyone be given a chance to accept Jesus, and live for him? I don't understand how a woman can spreak her legs and abort the repercussions. Maybe I am too kind of heart, but I suggested she adopt the baby to a good, loving, Christian family, and I think I have her warmed up the the idea. May she burn in hell for being a Godless whore, and for even thinking of killing a miracle from God.
                            For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. (John 3:16)

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                            • #29
                              Re: Sarah Marks

                              Originally posted by Sarah Marks View Post
                              I know they say the sins of the father are the sins of the son, but the Bible also says before you were concieved in the womb, He knew you and loved you.
                              No, Jeremiah 1:5 doesn't mention love, only knowledge. God's love is something we have to earn by dedicating every second of our unworthy lives to beg for His forgiveness for the failures we all are: Romans 3:23. And only very very few will succeed in pleasing God: Matthew 7:13-14. Everyone else will burn in Hell for all eternity.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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