[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

The Lord has provided many ways to enter The Kingdom of Heaven. In your case, we can discount anything other than a simple and very basic understanding of His Son, Jesus Christ.

Following rules may therefore be difficult for you. So I will give you a verse to ponder: Mat:19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

Pastor Bathfire.

This is indeed a profound message to this poor retard.

It tells it exactly wht it needs to do.

Thank you.

[Hello1]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

i look wat eniuch meen in diktionary an understan wat i must do. i am sinner an seek forgivnes i mus follow the word of lord. i beliv if do as word o God say i can maeks it into heven

If ye love me, keep my commandments. John 14:15

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

i look wat eniuch meen in diktionary an understan wat i must do. i am sinner an seek forgivnes i mus follow the word of lord. i beliv if do as word o God say i can maeks it into heven

If ye love me, keep my commandments. John 14:15

Praise God. It looks as though, by some miracle, you may finally be cured of your affliction.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

I've always felt it was a shame the eugenics movement was co-opted by Nazis and Planned Parenthood.

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

I am Mentnly retardid. But i tink with enough of Gods devine love and care I can makes it into hevan.

Dear Retard,

We are here to help:

Please read http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=68675

YIC

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

Dear Retard,

We are here to help:

Please read http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=68675

YIC

I am so sorry:

I just realized that you probably can't read. Perhaps someone can read it to you....Or, to get more personal instruction you can fly out to Freehold and get tutored by one of our loving Pastors. Since you are a retard, I'm sure you can find cheap fares by riding with the luggage or the caged animals.

YIC

[Hello1]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

Praise the Lord!

I have experienced what I would consider to be a miracle. Having followed the instructions of Mat:19:12, it is as though a curtain has been lifted from my mind and I realized how mistaken I was blaming others for my problems and choosing the life of a mentally retarded individual.

I am living proof of God's divine mercy and urge others who were once like me to follow my example so that they too may be saved.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

Praise the Lord!

I have experienced what I would consider to be a miracle. Having followed the instructions of Mat:19:12, it is as though a curtain has been lifted from my mind and I realized how mistaken I was blaming others for my problems and choosing the life of a mentally retarded individual.

I am living proof of God's divine mercy and urge others who were once like me to follow my example so that they too may be saved.

Huh?? How does being a eunuch relate to being a retard. The analogy is totally irrellevant.

Please explain and justify your salvation, if that's what it really is.

[Hello1]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

Huh?? How does being a eunuch relate to being a retard. The analogy is totally irrellevant.

Please explain and justify your salvation, if that's what it really is.

Sir, do you believe in miracles? For a very long time the answer to the source of my mental impairment had been right in front of me but so burdened was I by my sins, I was never able to see it myself. That is until I was helped by the wonderful people on these forums.

God opened my eyes after I had rid myself of my sinful organs and I have come to a realization that Down's Syndrome is a lifestyle choice.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=68675

Since then I have begun to turn my life around for the better.

Praise the Lord for through the word of Jesus Christ I have been reborn.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

Sir, do you believe in miracles? For a very long time the answer to the source of my mental impairment had been right in front of me but so burdened was I by my sins, I was never able to see it myself. That is until I was helped by the wonderful people on these forums.

God opened my eyes after I had rid myself of my sinful organs and I have come to a realization that Down's Syndrome is a lifestyle choice.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=68675

Since then I have begun to turn my life around for the better.

Praise the Lord for through the word of Jesus Christ I have been reborn.

So you're saying that the old horseman's saying is true?

"Lose the balls and the brains come back"

I've never heard of it happening in humans. Then again, I've never heard of anyone trying in humans.

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

Praise the Lord!

I have experienced what I would consider to be a miracle. Having followed the instructions of Mat:19:12, it is as though a curtain has been lifted from my mind and I realized how mistaken I was blaming others for my problems and choosing the life of a mentally retarded individual.

I am living proof of God's divine mercy and urge others who were once like me to follow my example so that they too may be saved.

Actually, it's probably a blessing you can't breed.

YIC

[Hello1]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

Actually, it's probably a blessing you can't breed.
YIC

Yes sir, I will have no worries of this sick, loathing, and hedonistic infested society that we are forced to live in corrupting my children.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

Actually, it's probably a blessing you can't breed.

YIC

Amen, friend.

Once the KJV Bible becomes the law of the land instead of the current secular constitution, I can assure you that retardeds and cripples will be unable to make any more retardeds and cripples.

Thru Christ, all things are possible.

[Hello1]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

i feel that anyone who has created sins of the flesh should follow this:

And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

i feel that anyone who has created sins of the flesh should follow this:

And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.

Now we just need to get you a King James Bible.


Matthew 5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Not so important with this passage, but it makes a big difference in some others.