[Hello1]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

I apologize for that. I realized the mistake shortly after I made it, but for the life of me I can not find a way to edit/correct it, Oh well.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

I apologize for that. I realized the mistake shortly after I made it, but for the life of me I can not find a way to edit/correct it, Oh well.

As Unsaved Trash, you don't have the ability to edit.

Keep up the good work and perhaps you can prove to the pastors that you deserve to move up.

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

As Unsaved Trash, you don't have the ability to edit.

Keep up the good work and perhaps you can prove to the pastors that you deserve to move up.

Praise God!

I am overwhelmed by the kindness you bestow on gibbering idiots! This is truely the friendliest forum on all of the internets.

YIC

[Witch Hammer]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

You dear simple creature! Take comfort in the facts that you are neither a woman or a nigra. Those are two God™ given gifts that drastically increase your odds of getting into Heaven. As for your being a slack-jawed dullard, that is definately a strike against you. Christ loathes idiots (Proverbs 26:3). Actually, according to Proverbs 26:4, I shouldn't even speak to you. Quickly, before I leave, I will tell you this: with God(tm), ANYTHING is possible! With much prayer for Christ to quicken your wits, much reading of your KJV Bible®, and a little bit of crystal meth (send a private message to Brother deaner) as a study aid, you just might have a snowball's chance in hell of getting through the Pearly Gates. Good luck!

WH

[Witch Hammer]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

Yes sir, I will have no worries of this sick, loathing, and hedonistic infested society that we are forced to live in corrupting my children.

Praise Jesus, you are no longer babbling in Retardese...Christ works quickly and retroactively! Glory!

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

Praise Jesus, you are no longer babbling in Retardese...Christ works quickly and retroactively! Glory!

Praise God! Once the idiot realized retardation was his choice, the miracles just unfolded.

YIC

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

and a little bit of crystal meth (send a private message to Brother deaner) as a study aid
WH

Unfortunately, I tried to score an 8-ball from Brother Deaner last night and he is temporarily out

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

Unfortunately, I tried to score an 8-ball from Brother Deaner last night and he is temporarily out

I forgot to mention: Brother Deaner will be doing Missionary Work in Mexico next weekend to spread the Word of God. Praise Jesus!

YIC

[Witch Hammer]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

Unfortunately, I tried to score an 8-ball from Brother Deaner last night and he is temporarily out

I seriously doubt he'd hook up an unrepentant sinner like you, and never for nonmedicinal purposes. Keep dreaming, wretch!

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

I seriously doubt he'd hook up an unrepentant sinner like you, and never for nonmedicinal purposes. Keep dreaming, wretch!

Brother Deaner is a kind and giving man. He regularly spreads the word of God to unrepentant sinners like me in the Stop-N-Go parking lot on Thursday nights about 8:00.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

Christ bind your lying tongue, demon!

[SmiteTheAthiests]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

Hello I not much in speaking skills. teh devil touched my brain when i sinned in womb. yEs I am Mentnly retardid. But i tink with enough of Gods devine love and care I can makes it into hevan.

God will never let you into heaven unless he cures your "thou who shall not be named" touched brain.

[SmiteTheAthiests]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

I apologize for that. I realized the mistake shortly after I made it, but for the life of me I can not find a way to edit/correct it, Oh well.

Welcome to the Lord's divine light brother. May Jesus strike down the non-believers of this proven miracle! Praise the Lord!

[Reverse Lana Pilgrim]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

Sorry friend, no one speaks retard here. Please speak in American.

I appreciate the 2 Corinthians 7:9 copy and paste though. I guess the baby sitter did not shake you quite hard enough.

American isn't a language, although English is.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: I am a Major Malfunction

American isn't a language, although English is.

American is Christ's language of choice, you daft God-hating commie!