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  • #31
    Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

    Originally posted by Malencia View Post
    Don't do drugs, not a lesbian, don't consort with devils or demons, don't consider myself a wiccan, not overweight, and I don't have shame about anything.
    Not likely. We know about you wiccans.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #32
      Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

      Originally posted by Des View Post
      What kind of sick childhood did you have? The 4th is for the American flag, fireworks, Regan, the M1 Abram, barbecue grills, and Jesus!
      One with American flags, fireworks and barbecue. Why do you ask?

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      • #33
        Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

        Originally posted by Malencia View Post
        One with American flags, fireworks and barbecue. Why do you ask?
        Something must have went terribly wrong. Were your parents True Christians™, false Christians, one of those flaky fake religions? Did they not beat you enough? Too much?
        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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        • #34
          Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

          Originally posted by Malencia View Post
          It's simply a cute avatar I put up for the 4th of July and I decided to keep it for a bit longer.
          come to think of it, it does kind of look like a crescent moon and star,
          the same symbols used by filthy Mohammedans.

          Are you in fact a Mohammedan?(Terrorist)
          Romans 11:33
          Jeremiah 32:17
          Mark 9:43
          And if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life crippled than with two hands to go to hell,[a] to the unquenchable fire.

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          • #35
            Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Not a wiccan. Sorry.


            Something must have went terribly wrong. Were your parents True Christians™, false Christians, one of those flaky fake religions? Did they not beat you enough? Too much?
            My parents were Christians and they didn't believe in beating children at all. If the children had to be punished then they'd take away privileges like tv or dessert for a given amount of time.


            come to think of it, it does kind of look like a crescent moon and star,
            the same symbols used by filthy Mohammedans.

            Are you in fact a Mohammedan?(Terrorist)
            (I'm assuming you mean Muslim.)
            That is not the Muslim symbol and I am not a Muslim. I'm not fond of any religion or religious figure that enforces so many restrictions on their followers.

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            • #36
              Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

              Originally posted by Malencia View Post
              My parents were Christians and they didn't believe in beating children at all. If the children had to be punished then they'd take away privileges like tv or dessert for a given amount of time.
              Perhaps if they followed the Bible to the word then you wouldn't have turned out to be a rug munching wiccan.

              Originally posted by Malencia View Post
              I'm not fond of any religion or religious figure that enforces so many restrictions on their followers.
              What restrictions?, the fact is the Bible is our guide and it tells us how to live life the way the Lord wants us to.

              You call it being restricted, I call it Gods Word.

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              • #37
                Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

                Originally posted by bioggy View Post
                Perhaps if they followed the Bible to the word then you wouldn't have turned out to be a rug munching wiccan.
                Not a lesbian or wiccan.

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                • #38
                  Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

                  Originally posted by Malencia View Post
                  Not a lesbian...
                  Not even a little bit?

                  ...or wiccan.
                  Then what's the Goddess thing in your avatar?

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                  • #39
                    Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Not even a little bit?
                    Nope. Sorry.

                    Then what's the Goddess thing in your avatar?
                    Just thought it was something cute for the 4th of July.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

                      Originally posted by Malencia View Post
                      Nope. Sorry...
                      Don't believe you, sorry. IMO Human sexuality exists as a spectrum, not poles.

                      ...Just thought it was something cute for the 4th of July.
                      And... it's the 9th. How long you do leave your anti-Christmas decorations up?

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                      • #41
                        Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

                        Great. Another ethnic whore who wants to 'shock us' with stories of depravity and Satanic rituals.

                        Friend, God is my BFF. He has my six. This is America, Home of the free, brave Christians.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          Don't believe you, sorry. IMO Human sexuality exists as a spectrum, not poles.
                          Well, I've never had any urges to be with another woman (or a man now that I think about it)

                          And... it's the 9th. How long you do leave your anti-Christmas decorations up?
                          I don't know what you mean by "anti-Christmas", but I normally leave any winter holiday decorations up until after New Years...

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                          • #43
                            Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            Great. Another ethnic whore who wants to 'shock us' with stories of depravity and Satanic rituals.

                            Friend, God is my BFF. He has my six. This is America, Home of the free, brave Christians.
                            "Ethnic whore"? "Shock... with stories of depravity"?
                            Are you sure you've got the right thread?

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                            • #44
                              Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

                              Originally posted by Malencia View Post
                              Well, I've never had any urges to be with another woman (or a man now that I think about it)...
                              Then talk to your doctor. Not only may a slight hormonal imbalance (which is all your condition may well be) be an indication of a more serious issue, you're frankly missing out on a wonderful, messy, glorious, painful, and just plain gosh darn fun part of being a human.

                              ...I don't know what you mean by "anti-Christmas"...
                              I've got "Bah Humbug" in flashing lights I put up every year. Neighbours laugh.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

                                Originally posted by Malencia View Post
                                Well, I've never had any urges to be with another woman (or a man now that I think about it)


                                I don't know what you mean by "anti-Christmas", but I normally leave any winter holiday decorations up until after New Years...
                                Originally posted by Malencia View Post
                                "Ethnic whore"? "Shock... with stories of depravity"?
                                Are you sure you've got the right thread?
                                See above.

                                Friend, I do not care if you are a furry or a Eproctophiliac. I have been exposed to it all doing the work of the Lord. What I still have not ever heard from one of you perverts is why queer marriage is the right thing and why you love to make baby Jesus weep. It is just not Christian!
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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