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  • Ryan Gray
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    Re: What a wonderful place!

    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    Hello Mr Gray .
    Welcome to the forumReflexology is demonic. Doing reflexology without the demons is like injecting heroin without the morphine. Impossible. It's great that you've stopped but Jesus urges caution (vouchsafed here through the pen of a doctor):

    Luke 11:24-26 When the unclean spirit is gone out of a man, he walketh through dry places, seeking rest; and finding none, he saith, I will return unto my house whence I came out. And when he cometh, he findeth it swept and garnished. Then goeth he, and taketh to him seven other spirits more wicked than himself; and they enter in, and dwell there: and the last state of that man is worse than the first. KJV


    One of the unclean spirits more wicked than himself is the vile devil "iridology" and you will know that you are under renewed attack if anyone invites you to "have iridology" with them. Beware!

    If this happens, contact a pastor immediately. I would also urge you to set up a tithing plan immediately.

    Praise Jesus!






    Anticipating the wretchedness of our condition Mrs Etheldreda, there is a reply to just such a question as The Lord has laid upon your heart together with a handy quiz which I'm sure you'll find helpful.

    Hello MitzaLizalor, and thanks for your welcome. Even through I can recognize whats good and bad, I never thought that something so innocent looking like "reflexology" could be so vile. I can't express my joy over finding this site.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: What a wonderful place!

    Hello Mr Gray .
    Welcome to the forum
    Originally posted by Ryan Gray View Post
    Reflexology was just a way to massage my feet after stressing hikes through mountains, but now that I know what it is about, I stopped.
    Reflexology is demonic. Doing reflexology without the demons is like injecting heroin without the morphine. Impossible. It's great that you've stopped but Jesus urges caution (vouchsafed here through the pen of a doctor):

    Luke 11:24-26 When the unclean spirit is gone out of a man, he walketh through dry places, seeking rest; and finding none, he saith, I will return unto my house whence I came out. And when he cometh, he findeth it swept and garnished. Then goeth he, and taketh to him seven other spirits more wicked than himself; and they enter in, and dwell there: and the last state of that man is worse than the first. KJV


    One of the unclean spirits more wicked than himself is the vile devil "iridology" and you will know that you are under renewed attack if anyone invites you to "have iridology" with them. Beware!

    If this happens, contact a pastor immediately. I would also urge you to set up a tithing plan immediately.

    Praise Jesus!



    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    I pray the LORD guides my fingers to glorify His name. I pray when I discipline my children, so they will know the benefits of obedience. I pray when I cook, that Jesus would Bless the food I'm preparing. I don't pray when I poop, however, because I think that would be rather inconsiderate to ask for His attention at a time like that. But maybe I should? I don't know. I hope a pastor can let me know. I'm too embarrassed to ask Mr. Etheldreda.

    Anticipating the wretchedness of our condition Mrs Etheldreda, there is a reply to just such a question as The Lord has laid upon your heart together with a handy quiz which I'm sure you'll find helpful.

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  • Ryan Gray
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    Re: What a wonderful place!

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Amen to that Brother!

    Welcome to God's favorite forum, I like you already.
    Thanks a lot, Cranky Old Man. I feel honored to have you as a friend on this site. Good to know that such an knowledgeable Christian is here.

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: What a wonderful place!

    Originally posted by Ryan Gray View Post
    As far as muslims go, I think they touch the ground with their head, and if their pants are loose, everyone can see their ass. They are utterly disgusting.
    Amen to that Brother!

    Welcome to God's favorite forum, I like you already.

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  • Ryan Gray
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    Re: What a wonderful place!

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    You'd think, wouldn't you? I know if my children talk all at once I can't comprehend a thing that's going on. I have to practically lock them in the prayer closet to get a moment of peace and quiet. But Our LORD is not burdened by such things. Somehow, He can hear the prayers of every single person on earth AT THE SAME EXACT TIME! He hears the prayers of the homeless, of the hungry, of downtrodden, of the football players, and He answers EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM!

    Oh how GLORIOUS!



    I think they follow a big rock.







    Why thank you for the kind suggestion, but if it's all the same to you, I shall pray without ceasing. That includes cooking. Any injuries I incur will be the loving rebuke of a Fatherly LORD (Proverbs 3:12).
    Well, its good to know that I won't bother the Lord with my prayers. I had the wrong impression all the time. Now that I know that Lord is actually pleased with constant prayers, my task is clear. Thanks a lot for pointing this out, Mrs Mary Etheldreda.

    As far as muslims go, I think they touch the ground with their head, and if their pants are loose, everyone can see their ass. They are utterly disgusting.

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  • Ryan Gray
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    Re: What a wonderful place!

    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    How dare you accuse me of being angry at you!

    You are a very rude young man.

    YIC
    You posted that angry smiley. How should I know?

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: What a wonderful place!

    Originally posted by Ryan Gray View Post
    Thanks for a warm welcome Mrs Mary Etheldreda. When I said I pray 5 times a day, I mean the full thing, not just thinking about Lord, and praying in my thoughts. That's what I do far more through the day, but its impolite to bother the Lord too much. He receives the prayers ALL THE TIME, from Christians and foul sinners alike, so I try not to bother him.
    You'd think, wouldn't you? I know if my children talk all at once I can't comprehend a thing that's going on. I have to practically lock them in the prayer closet to get a moment of peace and quiet. But Our LORD is not burdened by such things. Somehow, He can hear the prayers of every single person on earth AT THE SAME EXACT TIME! He hears the prayers of the homeless, of the hungry, of downtrodden, of the football players, and He answers EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM!

    Oh how GLORIOUS!

    Originally posted by Ryan Gray View Post
    I think you got something wrong, I am not a muslim, they follow kuraan, or whatever its called.
    I think they follow a big rock.





    Originally posted by Ryan Gray View Post
    And a friendly suggestion: Don't pray while you cook, you may injure yourself. Rather than that, every time before you cook pray that everything will go smoothly.
    Why thank you for the kind suggestion, but if it's all the same to you, I shall pray without ceasing. That includes cooking. Any injuries I incur will be the loving rebuke of a Fatherly LORD (Proverbs 3:12).

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Re: What a wonderful place!

    Originally posted by Ryan Gray View Post
    No Dr Niles, I didn't see your post, but now I replied. Don't be angry at me.
    How dare you accuse me of being angry at you!

    You are a very rude young man.

    YIC

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  • Ryan Gray
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    Re: What a wonderful place!

    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    And yet you completely avoid replying to my post as if I am Spanky the Invisible Weasel

    YIC
    No Dr Niles, I didn't see your post, but now I replied. Don't be angry at me.

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  • Ryan Gray
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    Re: What a wonderful place!

    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    Reflexology? What if you are one of our brave boys overseas putting it to Johnny Arab? Some of them youngsters have their feet blown off defending freedom.

    How's reflexology gonna help them boys

    YIC
    I don't know what you mean with "our brave boys", but I am pretty sure you got something wrong here. Reflexology was just a way to massage my feet after stressing hikes through mountains, but now that I know what it is about, I stopped.

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    I hope to learn more from wise people like you.
    And yet you completely avoid replying to my post as if I am Spanky the Invisible Weasel

    YIC

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  • Ryan Gray
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    Re: What a wonderful place!

    Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
    Reflexology is unchristian as it clearly states on this Godly website page.
    I didn't know that professor, thanks a lot for pointing that out. I will refrain from such diabolical activity, and pray to the Lord for forgiveness.

    I hope to learn more from wise people like you. God Bless you!

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  • Ryan Gray
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    Re: What a wonderful place!

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    For a mooslim, sure.



    True Christians™ don't ever stop. We pray without ceasing, just as commanded (1 Thessalonians 5:17).



    Personally, I pray all the time. When I type on my keyboard, for example, I pray the LORD guides my fingers to glorify His name. I pray when I discipline my children, so they will know the benefits of obedience. I pray when I cook, that Jesus would Bless the food I'm preparing. I don't pray when I poop, however, because I think that would be rather inconsiderate to ask for His attention at a time like that. But maybe I should? I don't know. I hope a pastor can let me know. I'm too embarrassed to ask Mr. Etheldreda. As far as he is concerned, ladies don't poop.

    Anyway, welcome to our friendly forums!
    Thanks for a warm welcome Mrs Mary Etheldreda. When I said I pray 5 times a day, I mean the full thing, not just thinking about Lord, and praying in my thoughts. That's what I do far more through the day, but its impolite to bother the Lord too much. He receives the prayers ALL THE TIME, from Christians and foul sinners alike, so I try not to bother him.

    I think you got something wrong, I am not a muslim, they follow kuraan, or whatever its called.

    And a friendly suggestion: Don't pray while you cook, you may injure yourself. Rather than that, every time before you cook pray that everything will go smoothly.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: What a wonderful place!

    Originally posted by Ryan Gray View Post
    Well I am not sure professor, its nothing occult as far as I know. Its just a way to massage your feet in order to relieve the feet from stress. The term "reflexology" is just fancy in order to be recognized by people. BTW, this might be off-topic right now, but now that you mentioned it, is praying 5 times a day enough?
    For a mooslim, sure.



    True Christians™ don't ever stop. We pray without ceasing, just as commanded (1 Thessalonians 5:17).



    Personally, I pray all the time. When I type on my keyboard, for example, I pray the LORD guides my fingers to glorify His name. I pray when I discipline my children, so they will know the benefits of obedience. I pray when I cook, that Jesus would Bless the food I'm preparing. I don't pray when I poop, however, because I think that would be rather inconsiderate to ask for His attention at a time like that. But maybe I should? I don't know. I hope a pastor can let me know. I'm too embarrassed to ask Mr. Etheldreda. As far as he is concerned, ladies don't poop.

    Anyway, welcome to our friendly forums!

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  • Professor Bessemer
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    Re: What a wonderful place!

    Originally posted by Ryan Gray View Post
    Well I am not sure professor, its nothing occult as far as I know. Its just a way to massage your feet in order to relieve the feet from stress. The term "reflexology" is just fancy in order to be recognized by people. BTW, this might be off-topic right now, but now that you mentioned it, is praying 5 times a day enough?
    Reflexology is unchristian as it clearly states on this Godly website page.

    Question: "Should a Christian participate in reflexology?"

    Answer: Those who practice reflexology hypothesize that the body contains an energy field, invisible life force, or Qi, the blockage of which can prevent healing. Reflexology, although seemingly innocent, is rooted in anti-biblical and un-Christian Eastern beliefs, and has been rejected by modern science for lack of empirical proof of its claims. Reflexology, which the New Age movement has made popular, is based on the idea that there is a cosmic energy inside of everything, including our bodies. This energy is the very "material" of both creation and deity, and when in proper balance and focus, humans can supposedly realize personal divinity for themselves. Such a belief in personal divinity, or an acceptance of other religions and beliefs, though, rejects the God of the Bible (Exodus 20:3).

    Behind the technique of reflexology is the belief that not only do the pressure points of the foot engage specific parts of the body, but they affect the living energy within a person as well. Some people might argue that they practice reflexology without the mysticism, but this is impossible, for in reflexology, it is the energy that is the link between the foot and the other parts of the body. To divorce the practice from the belief is to just give a foot massage, NOT to practice reflexology.

    The Scriptures exhort us to "test everything. Hold on to the good. Avoid every kind of evil" (1 Thessalonians 5:21-22). When put to the test, practices such as reflexology, which are rooted in anti-biblical beliefs, clearly fail. In fact, practicing reflexology can be seen as giving approval to the all-encompassing energy teachings of such religions as New Age and Hinduism, which are diametrically opposed to biblical Christianity. Whereas Scripture does not condemn alternative medicine such as reflexology specifically, the Scriptures do condemn teachings that remove God as the sole, sovereign Creator and Savior (Exodus 20:4-5), which reflexology clearly does.

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