[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What a wonderful place!

You are absolutely right brother Ezekiel Bathfire. The Bible got many versions, primary for sinners to feel better. They don't understand that Lord knows whats best, better than anyone. Lukewarm Christians, won't see heaven, it has been clearly stated in the Holy Bible.

They will go to hell, and without even knowing, they follow the fake word of God. That's why I will try to bring as many Christians here, so they can see their mistakes.

I have a sermon on the subject that can be viewed HERE.

[Ryan Gray]

Re: What a wonderful place!

It is, isn't it? Out there in the Godless world of sin, few are brave enough to witness the Lord in all His Glory - they would rather believe in their own brand of Christianity in which some deity is their "personal trainer" who tells them how they may continue doing everything they enjoy and thus reach some sort of Paradise.

Here we are fearfully unafraid to accept The Word of The Lord as absolute, regardless of our own erroneous feelings on a matter.

How often I have heard from those of wavering faith, "Should we not prosecute the rapist, rather than allow him to marry his victim (for a fee payable to the father)?" My reply is always the same: "The Lord commands it, and if obeyed, then we, the victim and the rapist will all go to heaven - fail, and none of us do."

An attitude endorse by your own favorite verse:

You are absolutely right brother Ezekiel Bathfire. The Bible got many versions, primary for sinners to feel better. They don't understand that Lord knows whats best, better than anyone. Lukewarm Christians, won't see heaven, it has been clearly stated in the Holy Bible.

They will go to hell, and without even knowing, they follow the fake word of God. That's why I will try to bring as many Christians here, so they can see their mistakes.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: What a wonderful place!

What a wonderful place!

It is, isn't it? Out there in the Godless world of sin, few are brave enough to witness the Lord in all His Glory - they would rather believe in their own brand of Christianity in which some deity is their "personal trainer" who tells them how they may continue doing everything they enjoy and thus reach some sort of Paradise.

Here we are fearfully unafraid to accept The Word of The Lord as absolute, regardless of our own erroneous feelings on a matter.

How often I have heard from those of wavering faith, "Should we not prosecute the rapist, rather than allow him to marry his victim (for a fee payable to the father)?" My reply is always the same: "The Lord commands it, and if obeyed, then we, the victim and the rapist will all go to heaven - fail, and none of us do."

An attitude endorse by your own favorite verse:

I have many verses that I like, but if I have to choose one, then it should be Proverbs 3:5

[Ryan Gray]

Re: What a wonderful place!

Hello Ryan Gray. I will call you Ryan Gray from now on and I will forget about Ryan Grey.

I understand about working on one thing and thinking about another thing and getting confused because I had an accident it is a long story. I did not know my name for several weeks but I also read the Bible when I was in the hospital and now I walk with Jesus but my kids do not visit any more.

Thank you.

Rusty

I'm sorry to hear about that. Is it some family misunderstanding, or your children abandoned you, as an act of selfishness? I will pray that you get in better terms with your family.

[Ryan Gray]

Re: What a wonderful place!

The only thing you should be doing is praising God!!

Hello sir Thomas Taylor!

I know, and I never miss a chance to pray and praise god, but as a Penetration Tester, I have a lot of work on my computer, even now as I am typing this post.

Yours in Christ.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: What a wonderful place!

Hello sir Russell Holbeck!

My name is Ryan Gray, but I often make mistakes, because I work on more than one thing, all the time.

Hello Ryan Gray. I will call you Ryan Gray from now on and I will forget about Ryan Grey.

I understand about working on one thing and thinking about another thing and getting confused because I had an accident it is a long story. I did not know my name for several weeks but I also read the Bible when I was in the hospital and now I walk with Jesus but my kids do not visit any more.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: What a wonderful place!

Hello sir Russell Holbeck!

My name is Ryan Gray, but I often make mistakes, because I work on more than one thing, all the time.

The only thing you should be doing is praising God!!

[Ryan Gray]

Re: What a wonderful place!

Hello Ryan Gray. You spell your name Ryan Gray in your user name then you spell your name Ryan Grey in your post. I think they mean the same thing but I do not like having to remember two spellings.

Same thing with blond and blonde.

Thank you.

Rusty

Hello sir Russell Holbeck!

My name is Ryan Gray, but I often make mistakes, because I work on more than one thing, all the time.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: What a wonderful place!

Dear Landover Baptist

Its great to see such strong willed Christian people like you are. You follow the word of god to the letter, and you are full of compassion for everyone. I would like to join you, if I may.

My name is Ryan Grey, and I come from California. I'm 22 year old, and still haven't found decent woman to be my wife. I attend Hopewell Baptist Church, but I felt that I need to join some online community as well.

I have many verses that I like, but if I have to choose one, then it should be Proverbs 3:5

Hello Ryan Gray. You spell your name Ryan Gray in your user name then you spell your name Ryan Grey in your post. I think they mean the same thing but I do not like having to remember two spellings.

Same thing with blond and blonde.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Ryan Gray]

Re: What a wonderful place!

Welcome, Mr Gray!

How wonderful for yet another Christian to stumble across LBC! I have felt at least 98% happier and closer to the Lord since seeking the guidance and fellowship Landover has to offer. I am so relieved to see that you have stopped "reflexology", it would be a shame for you to be lost to the flame over a little foot comfort.

Thanks, WalkingInTheLight!

LBC has vast amount of site visits = a clear testament of this site's greatness. I never thought that reflexology could be so evil, but I stopped thanks to the Professor Bessemer. This site is truly marvelous!

[Ryan Gray]

Re: What a wonderful place!

Welcome, Ryan!! We are happy that you've found our loving community of Faith and Godliness!! I am sure that once you've fully given yourself over to the supportive, welcoming Landover Baptist community, you'll feel the awesome glory of God's power and greatness in your life!!

We'll see you in Church on Sundays, at Bible Study on Tuesdays and Thursdays, at Pot Luck Dinners on Wednesdays, at our Weekly Business Networking Conferences (men only) on Friday nights, and at our numerous Faith Retreats on Socialist-Imposed, Anti-American secular holidays!! And if you ever need to borrow a woodchipper in an emergency-- at whatever time of the day or night-- we'll all be here for you, no questions asked.

In Him,

Monty

Thanks for a warm welcome sir H. Montague Worthington! I've already felt that Christ can change my life for better, and now after finding this community, I think that I am on the right path.

Woodchipper might be needed in future, because I am planning to build a cabin in the woods, but my faith is priority.

[WalkingInTheLight]

Re: What a wonderful place!

Welcome, Mr Gray!

How wonderful for yet another Christian to stumble across LBC! I have felt at least 98% happier and closer to the Lord since seeking the guidance and fellowship Landover has to offer. I am so relieved to see that you have stopped "reflexology", it would be a shame for you to be lost to the flame over a little foot comfort.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: What a wonderful place!

Welcome, Ryan!! We are happy that you've found our loving community of Faith and Godliness!! I am sure that once you've fully given yourself over to the supportive, welcoming Landover Baptist community, you'll feel the awesome glory of God's power and greatness in your life!!

We'll see you in Church on Sundays, at Bible Study on Tuesdays and Thursdays, at Pot Luck Dinners on Wednesdays, at our Weekly Business Networking Conferences (men only) on Friday nights, and at our numerous Faith Retreats on Socialist-Imposed, Anti-American secular holidays!! And if you ever need to borrow a woodchipper in an emergency-- at whatever time of the day or night-- we'll all be here for you, no questions asked.

In Him,

Monty

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What a wonderful place!

Oh, sure, you can! Cash is good. Just leave it in a plain paper bag beside your front door. One of the, uh, "associates" will be by soon.

Shut your yap atheist scum! I thought I banned you weeks ago! Don't be in here trying to spread misconceptions to the boy.

[Didymus Much]

Re: What a wonderful place!

...I can't express my joy over finding this site.

Oh, sure, you can! Cash is good. Just leave it in a plain paper bag beside your front door. One of the, uh, "associates" will be by soon.