[SmiteTheAthiests]

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What makes you think Jeremiah was retarded?

Please consider your answer carefully.

YiC,

Zech

I wouldn't say he is retarded. I thought that he may have sinned in the womb and been touched by the demon known as "Downs". I thought this because of his poor spelling or maybe it is my poor spelling and I have been spelling almost every word in this sentence wrong the entire time. God forgive my poor spelling habits. I will change them at vonce! Praise the Lord and all of his mighte!
"We lie downe in our shame, and our confusion couereth vs: for we haue sinned against the Lord our God, wee and our fathers from our youth euen vnto this day, and haue not obeied the voice of the Lord our God."

"Please consider your answer carefully."
Is that a threat? The only one who should threaten people is God and Jesus.
Please consider your answer to my answer carefully, because you could never be too careful. Especially when someone suspects you of being a moon-worshiping Muslim spy.

[SmiteTheAthiests]

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My main role is to counsel to young adults who have been institutionalised by aggressive secularisation to the point that they cannot know the conditional love of Jesus.

YIC

That is a very noble cause! Praise the Lord!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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That is a very noble cause! Praise the Lord!

Noble but often gut wrenching. Nothing is harder than teaching a young child who has be abused (often anally and orally) that God only punishes bad people.

But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away. - Isaiah 64:6

So likewise ye, when ye shall have done all those things which are commanded you, say, We are unprofitable servants: we have done that which was our duty to do. - Luke 17:10

As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. - Proverbs 26:11

Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. - Malachi 2:3

But it always gives me a boost to tell them the good news

Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. Proverbs 3:5

God is there for even the most lost soul.

And the Lord said, If ye had faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye might say unto this sycamine tree, Be thou plucked up by the root, and be thou planted in the sea; and it should obey you. - Luke 17:6

O LORD, how great are thy works! and thy thoughts are very deep. - Psalm 92:5

A brutish man knoweth not; neither doth a fool understand this. - Psalms 92:6

The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree: he shall grow like a cedar in Lebanon. - Psalms 92:11

For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways. - Psalms 91:11

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. - Psalms 14:1

But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. - 1 Corinthians 2:14

The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer; my God, my strength, in whom I will trust; my buckler, and the horn of my salvation, and my high tower. - Psalm 18:2

He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth. - Luke 11:23 (Jesus' own words)

But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils. - 1 Corinthians 10:20

Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God. - 1 John 3:9

No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon. - Matthew 6:24

And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his fruit in his season; his leaf also shall not wither; and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper. -Psalm 1:3

For the LORD your God is he that goeth with you, to fight for you against your enemies, to save you. - Deuteronomy 20:4

There is surely a way for all of us to accept Jesus into our lives with a glad heart?

YIC

[Seth Campbell]

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I wouldn't say he is retarded. I thought that he may have sinned in the womb and been touched by the demon known as "Downs". I thought this because of his poor spelling or maybe it is my poor spelling and I have been spelling almost every word in this sentence wrong the entire time. God forgive my poor spelling habits. I will change them at vonce! Praise the Lord and all of his mighte!
"We lie downe in our shame, and our confusion couereth vs: for we haue sinned against the Lord our God, wee and our fathers from our youth euen vnto this day, and haue not obeied the voice of the Lord our God."

Just because you're a false Christian who is incapable of recognizing let alone understanding the original 1611 KJV Bible, does not mean that Brother Jeremiah "has the downs".

"Please consider your answer carefully."
Is that a threat? The only one who should threaten people is God and Jesus.

So you're saying that we should let false Christians like you run rampant over our boards? That's not going to happen. You're being given a chance to prove yourself and you're not doing a very good job of it.

Please consider your answer to my answer carefully, because you could never be too careful. Especially when someone suspects you of being a moon-worshiping Muslim spy.

So now you're accusing a True Christian of being a Muslim spy?

I would start treading very carefully. Unless of course you're one of those stupid atheists who think that being banned from Christian sites just proves how "smart" you are.

[Thomas Taylor]

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I wouldn't say he is retarded. I thought that he may have sinned in the womb and been touched by the demon known as "Downs". I thought this because of his poor spelling or maybe it is my poor spelling and I have been spelling almost every word in this sentence wrong the entire time. God forgive my poor spelling habits. I will change them at vonce! Praise the Lord and all of his mighte!
"We lie downe in our shame, and our confusion couereth vs: for we haue sinned against the Lord our God, wee and our fathers from our youth euen vnto this day, and haue not obeied the voice of the Lord our God."

"Please consider your answer carefully."
Is that a threat? The only one who should threaten people is God and Jesus.
Please consider your answer to my answer carefully, because you could never be too careful. Especially when someone suspects you of being a moon-worshiping Muslim spy.

Listen up and listen up good boy.

The KJV 1611 in it's original form is the ONLY Bible used by us. It is The Unsullied Word of God and is to be followed to the letter.

Learn how to read and understand. When you have you will see all your shortcomings.

2 Peter 1:5

And besides this, giuing all diligence, adde to your faith, vertue; and to vertue knowledge;

[SmiteTheAthiests]

Re: Hello. I'm new here. Praise the lord!

Just because you're a false Christian who is incapable of recognizing let alone understanding the original 1611 KJV Bible, does not mean that Brother Jeremiah "has the downs".



So you're saying that we should let false Christians like you run rampant over our boards? That's not going to happen. You're being given a chance to prove yourself and you're not doing a very good job of it.



So now you're accusing a True Christian of being a Muslim spy?

I would start treading very carefully. Unless of course you're one of those stupid atheists who think that being banned from Christian sites just proves how "smart" you are.

Forgive me for the misunderstanding. I am a one of the Truest Christians™ that I have ever met. I have been raised with bibles of modern translation and my eyes have just now been opened to the glory of the King James 1611 bible. I have already read Genesis through Deuteronomy and am going to finish it within the week. Thank God I learned of this, or I could have been placed in hell. Praise the Lord!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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"Please consider your answer carefully."
Is that a threat? The only one who should threaten people is God and Jesus.
Please consider your answer to my answer carefully, because you could never be too careful. Especially when someone suspects you of being a moon-worshiping Muslim spy.

You feel threatened by someone offering you some friendly advice?



Why would that be? Do you have something to hide?

YiC,

Zech

[Thomas Taylor]

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Forgive me for the misunderstanding. I am a one of the Truest Christians™ that I have ever met. I have been raised with bibles of modern translation and my eyes have just now been opened to the glory of the King James 1611 bible. I have already read Genesis through Deuteronomy and am going to finish it within the week. Thank God I learned of this, or I could have been placed in hell. Praise the Lord!

It would appear to me that you have forgotten your place sonny Jim.

You are not yet, nor have you ever been a Truest Christian™ that decision is down to God and the Pastors here at Landover.

1 Peter 5:5

Likewise ye yonger, submit your selues vnto the elder: yea, all of you bee subiect one to another, and bee clothed with humilitie: for God resisteth the proud, and giueth grace to the humble.

[MilitantImbecile]

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Wow, the entire Bible in a week. Impressive!

Now why would you want to smite atheists? You also seem to be lashing out at the True Christians around here. Perhaps you should sit and meditate on where this anger is coming from.

Thich Nhat Hanh wrote a book on dealing with anger.

http://www.amazon.ca/Anger-Thich-Nhat-Hanh/dp/1573229377/ref=sr_1_6?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1361393509&sr=1-6

It's not great, but it's a good book on figuring out where your anger comes from.

[SmiteTheAthiests]

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Wow, the entire Bible in a week. Impressive!

Now why would you want to smite atheists? You also seem to be lashing out at the True Christians around here. Perhaps you should sit and meditate on where this anger is coming from.

Thich Nhat Hanh wrote a book on dealing with anger.

http://www.amazon.ca/Anger-Thich-Nhat-Hanh/dp/1573229377/ref=sr_1_6?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1361393509&sr=1-6

It's not great, but it's a good book on figuring out where your anger comes from.

How do I know that that book isn't written by Satan? I wasn't lashing out at True Christians™, just one that I suspected of being a Muslim.