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  • SmiteTheAthiests
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2013
    • 57
    #31
    Re: Hello. I'm new here. Praise the lord!

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    What are you talking about?



    Is gambling a sin according to the Bible? A topical search http://topicalbible.org/i/is_gambling_a_sin.htm yielded vague results:

    Nothing that mentions gambling at all, more "don't covet money for money's sake" stuff.

    Thoughts?
    I concede this victory atheist scum. When you are in hell gambling on body parts to get ripped off by Cerberus I will laugh. I will pray that you accept Jesus, but if you do not I will bring a lawn chair, beer and a bag of popcorn as I watch you and your kind in hell from heaven.

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063
        #32
        Re: Hello. I'm new here. Praise the lord!

        Originally posted by SmiteTheAthiests View Post
        I concede this victory atheist scum. When you are in hell gambling on body parts to get ripped off by Cerberus I will laugh. I will pray that you accept Jesus, but if you do not I will bring a lawn chair, beer and a bag of popcorn as I watch you and your kind in hell from heaven.
        Cerberus has no part in Christianity. It is a myth like the Minotaur or Centaurs.

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409
            #33
            Re: Hello. I'm new here. Praise the lord!

            Originally posted by SmiteTheAthiests View Post
            I concede this victory atheist scum. When you are in hell gambling on body parts to get ripped off by Cerberus I will laugh. I will pray that you accept Jesus, but if you do not I will bring a lawn chair, beer and a bag of popcorn as I watch you and your kind in hell from heaven.
            Is this one some sort of Greek? Cerberus?

            And being Greek is almost certainly a road to sodomy...
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • Dr Laurence Niles
                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                 
                • Jan 2012
                • 9063
                #34
                Re: Hello. I'm new here. Praise the lord!

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                And being Greek is almost certainly a road to sodomy...
                Isn't it always the same. And atheist signs up to our friendly forums and sure enough it brings the conversation around to anal sex.

                Atheist seem obsessed with an older man placing his penile member in the mouth and anus of a young boy, naive to the horrors of anal rape and no doubt terrified as he is forced to endure hours of excruciatingly painful anality as his mouth and bottom are crammed for of diseased pustulatory manflesh until he passes out from a mixture of pain, terror and perineal bleeding.

                I wish atheist would just shut up about it, stop doing it and find God.

                Is that too much for God to ask? He gave us the gift of life, after all.

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • SmiteTheAthiests
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2013
                    • 57
                    #35
                    Re: Hello. I'm new here. Praise the lord!

                    Doctor. Could you tell me what a Psychotheological Analyst Therapist is?

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                      • SmiteTheAthiests
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2013
                        • 57
                        #36
                        Re: Hello. I'm new here. Praise the lord!

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        Is this one some sort of Greek? Cerberus?

                        And being Greek is almost certainly a road to sodomy...
                        I'm sorry. I read the book Dante's Inferno and I sometimes get that fiction confused with the King James Bible. I will pray for several hours tonight for God to forgive me for my mistake.

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775
                            #37
                            Re: Hello. I'm new here. Praise the lord!

                            Originally posted by SmiteTheAthiests View Post
                            I'm sorry. I read the book Dante's Inferno and I sometimes get that fiction confused with the King James Bible. I will pray for several hours tonight for God to forgive me for my mistake.
                            Why don't you pray to God instead to open your blackened heart so you can accept Jesus as your LORD and Savior? Then you won't make mistakes like this.

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • SmiteTheAthiests
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Feb 2013
                                • 57
                                #38
                                Re: Hello. I'm new here. Praise the lord!

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                Why don't you pray to God instead to open your blackened heart so you can accept Jesus as your LORD and Savior? Then you won't make mistakes like this.

                                I have prayed and Jesus stayed silent as usual. I think he's mad.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78556
                                    #39
                                    Re: Hello. I'm new here. Praise the lord!

                                    Originally posted by SmiteTheAthiests View Post
                                    I have prayed and Jesus stayed silent as usual. I think he's mad.
                                    I'm glad I'm not you!
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • SmiteTheAthiests
                                        Forum Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Feb 2013
                                        • 57
                                        #40
                                        Re: Hello. I'm new here. Praise the lord!

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        I'm glad I'm not you!
                                        I need a new pair of pants from reading that.
                                        I am saved. God answered my prayers. Praise The Lord!

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                                          • Thomas Taylor
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                                            Forum Member
                                            • Oct 2012
                                            • 1486
                                            #41
                                            Re: Hello. I'm new here. Praise the lord!

                                            Originally posted by SmiteTheAthiests View Post
                                            I need a new pair of pants from reading that.
                                            I am saved. God answered my prayers. Praise The Lord!
                                            I have my doubts about that son. How can any real Christian confuse a papist fairytale with The Holy Bible.

                                            You need to pray boy. You need to allow Jesus to enter you and fill you with His Conditional Love.

                                            If not there is a place for you.

                                            Ponder on these Words:

                                            Jerimiah 3:25

                                            We lie downe in our shame, and our confusion couereth vs: for we haue sinned against the Lord our God, wee and our fathers from our youth euen vnto this day, and haue not obeied the voice of the Lord our God.
                                            Isaiah 66:15

                                            For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                                              • SmiteTheAthiests
                                                Forum Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Feb 2013
                                                • 57
                                                #42
                                                Re: Hello. I'm new here. Praise the lord!

                                                Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
                                                I have my doubts about that son. How can any real Christian confuse a papist fairytale with The Holy Bible.

                                                You need to pray boy. You need to allow Jesus to enter you and fill you with His Conditional Love.

                                                If not there is a place for you.

                                                Ponder on these Words:

                                                Jerimiah 3:25

                                                We lie downe in our shame, and our confusion couereth vs: for we haue sinned against the Lord our God, wee and our fathers from our youth euen vnto this day, and haue not obeied the voice of the Lord our God.
                                                I think Jerimiah had Downs Syndrome.

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                                                  • Zechariah Smyth
                                                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Feb 2011
                                                    • 15251
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Hello. I'm new here. Praise the lord!

                                                    Originally posted by SmiteTheAthiests View Post
                                                    I think Jerimiah had Downs Syndrome.
                                                    What makes you think Jeremiah was retarded?

                                                    Please consider your answer carefully.

                                                    YiC,

                                                    Zech
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                                                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                                                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                                         
                                                        • Jan 2012
                                                        • 9063
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Hello. I'm new here. Praise the lord!

                                                        Originally posted by SmiteTheAthiests View Post
                                                        Doctor. Could you tell me what a Psychotheological Analyst Therapist is?
                                                        My main role is to counsel to young adults who have been institutionalised by aggressive secularisation to the point that they cannot know the conditional love of Jesus.

                                                        YIC
                                                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                                          • BelieverInGod
                                                            Fourm Member
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                                                            • Feb 2010
                                                            • 9269
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Hello. I'm new here. Praise the lord!

                                                            Originally posted by SmiteTheAthiests View Post
                                                            I think Jerimiah had Downs Syndrome.
                                                            So we have another who doesn't recognize the original KJV Bible?

                                                            And people wonder why we don't use it on the forums.
                                                            Drama queen

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