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Hello there. My name is Joe from Tennessee. I stumbled upon this site by accident and decided to check it out. I have been a Christian for many years and after exploring your site I have a few questions. First how can you say that events such as 911 are gods punishment? Doesn't the fact that we all have free will in fact prove that the only ones that are responsible are those involved. Those men acted of their own free will. Also how do you explain homosexuality as a choice when I was growing up I natuarrly developed feelings toward the opposite sex. Young children who are gay just naturally develop feelings for sam sex. Also to say that harlem shake and such promotes sodomy is absurd. I am completely strait and have personally participated in a harlem shake video with other christians, and yet there were no homosexual undertones and I had no sexually feelings of any kind towards any of them. I come here not to start any trouble, but I am very curious to hear more about why you feel this way.
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For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. -
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Not here to start any trouble? Trust me, friend, any trouble you start here will be FINISHED by Baby Jesus™ before you can even blink twice! Try to keep a civil tongue, demon, there are women on these forums. How dare you bring up the thrice cursed topic of hot man-on-man anal sex on your very first post!? I think I'm going to be sick...I'll let he pastors deal with you, pervert!Originally posted by Atruebeliever View Post -
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Homosexuality is not a choice, it is a result of sin.Originally posted by Atruebeliever View Post
You must be one of those false lieberal Christians.
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tl;drOriginally posted by Atruebeliever View Post
This is called the INTRODUCTIONS section of the forum for a reason, Joe from Tennessee. Please tell us about yourself. What church do you attend? Tell us about your Pastor? I'd love a link to some of his Sermons. Mine are HERE.
How old are you? How often does your father lay good Christian beatings on you? Not often enough, I'd say.
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Sorry, I meant it is a choice.Comment
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The fact that you refer to it as hot man on man tells me you have some repressed homosexual feelings. If any of my betters actually come on this site then I'll be mindful, but for now I'm talking with you all. If homosexuality is a result of sin, and sin is forgivable, then there will be gays in heaven. Just because someone masturbates, plays pokemon,or harlem shakes,doesn't condemn them to hell. They can be forgiven(but i do not believe those warrant forgiveness). Also I missed the part of the bible where Jesus beat children. Its a very good thing God is forgiving because each of you have some serious issues. I'm not going to tell you where I go to church. I want to keep your crazy as far away from me as I can. None of you addressed any serious questions I had. You simply sling hate and threaten to remove my posting privilages. Your cowardice is unbelievable. You would ban those who differ from you rather than talk calmly about our differences. Your group brings shame to the Christian faith. I sincerely hope your lunacy doesn't do any more damage than it already has. Have a good day.Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.Comment
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I didn't know this was an you guys are right I'm wrong place. Thought you might be open to debate. Now that its clear you won't discuss with me. I will go somewhere they will. And you changing my name to gay troll, while funny, is very childish. Plus as a christian I'm surprised you believe in mythical creatures like trolls. Anyway enjoy your protected bubble.Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.Comment
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Originally posted by Tyler the gay troll View Post
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.
Proverbs 16:4 The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.
Do you think God lies?
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JackGenesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.Comment
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.Originally posted by Tyler the gay troll View Post
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Just because he created the existence of evil and gave us the ability to do evil doesn't mean he did it. If that's the case then Gods the reason I masturbate. He's responsible.Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.Comment
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Me, a repressed homer? Ha ha ha! There are few in the world as utterly manly & non-queer as myself! Also, for the record: Every one here branded True Christian™ is your better. See the "unsaved trash" moniker under your name? Thats YOU, until proven otherwise. You're lucky that the Bible commands us to minister to filth like you...obviously Christ brought you here for reasons unknown to us, so shut your yap, take a seat and learn the biblically accurate lessons being taught here!
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God gave you the free will to choose whether to spit in His loving face by spanking your monkey, or to earn your Salvation(r) by obeying His every word.Originally posted by Tyler the gay troll View Post
Unrepentant queers like you are going to spend eternity in hell. Period. Unless you sincerely repent and cease and desist in your degenerate ways, hell is where you belong.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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As you can see from this post:Originally posted by Tyler the gay troll View Post
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...3&postcount=21
Disagreement with True Christians is not tolerated on any subject, even literature or history. I don't know if it extends to recipes or pet care, however.1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.Comment
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Then pastor the people who crashed the planes on 911 had a choice too. Just like I do with masturbation. Thanks for proving my pointRom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.Comment
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