[TravelingMenstural]

Re: Hello Gentlemen of God

You hope to be tempted by the Devil?

At what age were you baptized?

What church do you attend?

What Bible do you read?

I do not necessarily hope to be, but nor do i expect to avoid it - I hope only to endure what is possibly to come and i believe my faith will give me the strength to do so

I was baptized at birth, by my own Father and i've attended his church for the first 21 years of my life.

I read the King James Version and was brought up on said version as well.
In my travels it's been hard to attend church often but if you so desire to know my most recent refuge has been the Baptist Church of Oure

I am to return to Mississipi due January 2014, at which point I'll be going home to live with my familly again.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Hello Gentlemen of God

perhabs i should elaborate; I grew up in a small town in Mississippi, my father Wilbur a pastor at our local house of god and my mother Katherine a teacher of religion at the local school

What a "coincidence"! Your father Wilbur also created an account here just a while ago. Is it just me or does this look a bit strange? You're not making up things as you go along, are you? We don't take kindly to trolls and sock puppets around here and I must say that I don't believe your story one bit.

[TravelingMenstural]

Re: Hello Gentlemen of God

What a "coincidence"! Your father Wilbur also created an account here just a while ago. Is it just me or does this look a bit strange? You're not making up things as you go along, are you? We don't take kindly to trolls and sock puppets around here and I must say that I don't believe your story one bit.

I'm sorry, i have nothing to do with this poster - i fear he may be exploiting my situation to further plunge me into bad standing with the posters here

I had initially read some humerous topics upon this site and i had expected a bit more light-hearted humor but i suspect you're all most kind when not dealing with infiltrators

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Hello Gentlemen of God

I'm sorry, i have nothing to do with this poster - i fear he may be exploiting my situation to further plunge me into bad standing with the posters here

I had initially read some humerous topics upon this site and i had expected a bit more light-hearted humor but i suspect you're all most kind when not dealing with infiltrators

So God's Word is nothing but one big joke to you? If you have only come here to mock us for our faith then you are certainly not welcome here.

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hello Gentlemen of God

What a "coincidence"! Your father Wilbur also created an account here just a while ago. Is it just me or does this look a bit strange? You're not making up things as you go along, are you? We don't take kindly to trolls and sock puppets around here and I must say that I don't believe your story one bit.

This troll has been leaving a snail- trail of spam all over the forum, I believe. His posts are earmarked by a singular lack of wit and originality...his monotonous, one dimensional drivel tests the boundaries of even my nearly limitless compassion for idiots. He makes the fight against sin a bore, rather than the exhilarating challenge it should be.

[TravelingMenstural]

Re: Hello Gentlemen of God

So God's Word is nothing but one big joke to you? If you have only come here to mock us for our faith then you are certainly not welcome here.

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

You misunderstand me, God's word is not mere childs play to me - your humerous picture of Jesus on a dinosaur, however - is, Albeit. A bit too offensive for my taste.

Mayhaps over time, i'll have a chance to redeem myself in the eyes of the users.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Hello Gentlemen of God

You misunderstand me, God's word is not mere childs play to me - your humerous picture of Jesus on a dinosaur, however - is, Albeit. A bit too offensive for my taste.

Mayhaps over time, i'll have a chance to redeem myself in the eyes of the users.

How is a picture of Jesus riding a dinosaur "offensive"? And please support your answer with scripture.

[TravelingMenstural]

Re: Hello Gentlemen of God

How is a picture of Jesus riding a dinosaur "offensive"? And please support your answer with scripture.

It's a matter of interpretation for me, a word evolutionists throw around carelessly - i seldom enjoy the ridicule of something as serious as the Lord, and Jesus

But i feel mayhaps i should return another day, everyone here seems to have gone into battle formation to fend off these other would be Christians.

Matthew 7:7-8