Hallelujah!

[Alterboy]

I am Jonathan and I am saved...
Unlike the many unsaved trash who believe salvation can be found at a Justin Bieber concert. Oh how the ong for the good old days when you could stone sinners like Justin Bieber! Now that Satan has found his way into our constitution we no longer have godly right but human rights! How diabolical!
We can no longer literally follow the Lord's commandments and laws as prescribed in Leviticus! Instead of stoning adulterers we must show them understanding? Instead of stoning rebelious teenagers like Justin Bieber we must buy their albums? Instead of stoning homosexuals we must listen to them whine about not having the right to marry?
What evil times we live in!

Let us pray.
Dear Jesus, please give us the strength to survive these evil politically correct times. Amen.

[Nobar King]

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I am Jonathan.

How have you been altered, Jon?

[Alterboy]

Re: Hallelujah!

I have been altered by the divine baptismal water of Jesus Christ. Amen.
I was once a filthy Catholic. But the Lord showed me the way as a priest tried to do UNCHRISTIAN things to me!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I have been altered by the divine baptismal water of Jesus Christ. Amen.
I was once a filthy Catholic. But the Lord showed me the way as a priest tried to do UNCHRISTIAN things to me!

That was a lousy introduction. Why don't you tell us your age and location? What church do you attend now that you've shaken off the shackles of papism? And how much priest spunk were you forced to guzzle?

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[Faith_Machine]

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Yeah, and what's all this Justin Bieber talk? Why is somebody like that even on your mind? Don't they have any good Christian music stations where you live?

[Alterboy]

Re: Hallelujah!

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

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Thank you Pastor Ezekiel.
I am 23, from the infidel city of Boston (it is full of immigrants and Catholics!!!!) And had enough priest spunk on my face to know that it does wonders for one's hair and skin but eats away at one's soul.

As for Christian radio stations - my local one only does Mass. And between Masses it plays Justin Bieber - priests love Justin Bieber.

[Faith_Machine]

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I sure hope you're being straight with us, boy.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hallelujah!

I am Jonathan and I am saved...
Unlike the many unsaved trash who believe salvation can be found at a Justin Bieber concert. Oh how the ong for the good old days when you could stone sinners like Justin Bieber! Now that Satan has found his way into our constitution we no longer have godly right but human rights! How diabolical!
We can no longer literally follow the Lord's commandments and laws as prescribed in Leviticus! Instead of stoning adulterers we must show them understanding? Instead of stoning rebelious teenagers like Justin Bieber we must buy their albums? Instead of stoning homosexuals we must listen to them whine about not having the right to marry?
What evil times we live in!

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"I AM A SATANIC SH!T EATER. I HATE JESUS."

Nice one, you twisted little puke! How long did you think it would take until one of us deciphered your hidden message, demon? Get thee hence, in the Name of Christ Jesus The Lord!
Gg

[Alterboy]

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I am always on the straight and narrow. Hallelujah!

Dear Witch Hammer - there have been great advancements since the Spanish Inquisition when it comes to eye-wear and visual aids. The good Lord Jesus has inspired men to see...
In short, I think it is time to get your eyes tested by a True Christian optomerist. Amen.
I shall pay to the True Jesus Christ to heal your vision.

[Barry]

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Why do you have such an obsession with Justin Bieber? You mentioned him three times in the few lines you bothered to write in your so called introduction. Are you some kind of paedophile? Because your mind seems to be much more focused on underage teen boys rather than the Bible and salvation through Jesus Christ, which is what this particular forum is about.

[Esther B.]

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Welcome!

It is truly a shame that we are forced to put up with music from a spoiled brat like Justin Bieber. Hopefully God will ruin his career very soon!

[Thomas Taylor]

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I am always on the straight and narrow. Hallelujah!

Dear Witch Hammer - there have been great advancements since the Spanish Inquisition when it comes to eye-wear and visual aids. The good Lord Jesus has inspired men to see...
In short, I think it is time to get your eyes tested by a True Christian optomerist. Amen.
I shall pay to the True Jesus Christ to heal your vision.

And what, may I ask, gives you as unsaved trash the right or authority to verbally abuse a Tre Christian man such as Witch Hammer?

I think you need to lear your place, boy.

[Alterboy]

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You are right brother Thomas, I shall self-flagulate myself for my sin of arrogance. And shall humble myself before a True Christian.

Stephanie, your prayers are so needed.

Barry, I shall pray for you, you seem to have peterphiles on tbe brain... While dressing up as a clown... Really? Don't you know that clowns are Satan's puppets who prey on innocent children?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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You are right brother Thomas, I shall self-flagulate myself for my sin of arrogance. And shall humble myself before a True Christian.

Stephanie, your prayers are so needed.

Barry, I shall pray for you, you seem to have peterphiles on tbe brain... While dressing up as a clown... Really? Don't you know that clowns are Satan's puppets who prey on innocent children?

Young, please tone down your language. This is a Christian site and some subjects have no place here.

I hope you will take this rebuke in the spirit it is intended.

YIC

[Alterboy]

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Young, please tone down your language. This is a Christian site and some subjects have no place here.

I hope you will take this rebuke in the spirit it is intended.

YIC

I am blessed by your gentle rebuke Pastor. Thank you for steering me further upon the path of a TRUE Christian.